This is Nini200 coming at you live from the streets of Dubai with some rather perplexing news. As much as you battle on about who's console is better, it seems as if Sony and Microsoft are actually hatching little ones on your behalf.
Here's evidence of this DISGUSTING TREACHERY:
Sony and Microsoft doing the hanky panky O.O
Let's see how this unfolds in the minds of the public:
"How could SONY and MICROSOFT treat their fanbase like this?!?!? This is pure EVIL!!!" states Quik E Mart worker Putit Indabut
"Fraternizing with the ENEMY!!!" says Billy RL Hater, Agricultural Steroid Producer of Patsbelly Farms
"This is truly DISTASTEFUL from both parties. It's fanboys should be HEARTBROKEN by such BETRAYAL!!!"" said local Mack Mart salesman Roger Woods
Wow, seems like the people are up in rage about this. Did Microsoft pay Sony to give them the Shaft? Did Sony sneak behind peoples backs to get with the enemy?
What do you say System Wars?
This has been a quick report. Nini200, Channel 69 News