Welcome to the 2013 SWAs Thread. Here you will cast your vote for users in a variety of categories. Please notice and follow the rules down below before casting your votes. As always, have a good time with this and keep things classy.
Criteria for voting:
- Minimum of 250 posts.
- Do not vote for yourself.
- Do not make blank posts, or blank lists of categories with the intention of editing in your votes later.
- DO NOT POST ANY DISCUSSION OF THE SWA IN THIS TOPIC.
- Keep all advertising in blogs and signature.
The "My Name + Some Numbers = Awesome" Award for Best Username:
The "I Don't Even Know Your Username Anymore, to Be Honest" Award for Best Avatar:
The "Where Did All the Boobs Go?!" Award for Best Sig:
The "Bad Poetry + Pretty Pictures = Win" Award for Best Designer/Artist:
The "Wait, We Still Have Blogs?" Award for Best Blog:
The " Alright, Everybody Lose Your Shit" Award for Best Hype Thread:
The "We Will Never Forget" Award for Most Legendary Thread:
The "You Know What I Call a Thread With 1000 Posts? Tuesday." Award for Best Thread Creator:
THE System Wars AWARDS:
The "Lord Spamalot" Award for User Who (Almost) Posts Too Much:
The "And Like That... He's Gone" Award for User Who Should Post More:
The "How's That Novel Coming, Bro?" Award for Best Writer:
The "/Thread" Award for Best Debater:
The "Connoisseur" Award for Finest Taste:
The "Tom McShea" Award for Finest Community Reviewer:
The "Klass Act" Award for Classiest User:
The "Grand Master Lulz" Award for Funniest User:
The "Climbing in Your Window, Snatching Your People Up" Award for Most Outgoing/Crazy User:
The "I Hope He's the One that Bans Me" Award for Best Mod:
The "No One Man Should Have All That Power" Award for User Who Should Be a Mod:
The "Did He Seriously Just Start Talking About Ludonarrative Dissonance?" Award for Most Intelligent User:
The "Like A Fine Wine" Award for Best Member of the System Wars Old Guard:
The "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" Award for Best New User:
The "You Know His Name" Award for Most Respected User:
System Wars King/Queen:
The "YOUR WINNER!" Dubious Honors
The "Michael Patcher" Award for Worst Predictions:
The "Barrel Scraper" Award for Special Recognition in the Field of Hyping Terrible Games/Systems:
The "Yo, I'm Real Happy for You, and I'mma Let You Finish, But..." Award for Biggest Ego:
The "8.8" Award for Biggest Flop of the Year:
The "Son, You've Got a Condition" Award for User Most Likely to Go Off-Topic:
The "Fox News" Award for Most Committed, Slavish Devotion to a Game, Developer, Brand or System:
The "You Really Should Write a Novel, Bro" Award for User Most Likely To Write A TL;DR-Worthy Post:
The "Needs Moar Charts" Award for Best Troll:
The "LOL I TROLL YOU" Award for Worst Troll:
The "arbitor365" Award for Mastery in the Art of Self-Ownage:
The Platform Awards
The "Girlfriend? Can I Buy One On Steam?" Award for Biggest PC Aficionado:
The "Still Waiting for that AAAAE" Award for Biggest Microsoft Aficionado:
The "Even When Our Games Flop, We Win. SDC, B!tches" Award for Biggest Sony Aficionado:
The" "F*ck Your HD... Wait, Nevermind" Award for Biggest Nintendo Aficionado:
The "You STILL Don't Have a Vita? F*cking Casual" Award for a Genuine Manticore: