http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#gta4
Look at them MGS4 review he gave and others. This is so funny.
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Somebody please tell me this website is a joke and not real....Thetaguru
Well if it's a joke site .. then, well .. I never thought I would say it, but they fail ..
"12.10.2008:Tetris is an action puzzle game where the player rotates falling block shapes to make them fit together in a pile. When a row is filled, it disappears, keeping the height of the pile of blocks from increasing. As the game progresses, it continually speeds up until the player starts making mistakes that allow the blocks to reach the top of the game area, ending the game. Tetris is unwinable, you can only put off your inevitable defeat. This fatalistic aspect of the game should come as no surprise since it was originally created in 1985 in the Soviet Union, where the Atheist government taught everyone that there is nothing but a bleak, pointless existence followed by death with no chance for Salvation. It is claimed that the word "tetris" comes from the game pieces all being made of four blocks. In reality, the game was named in mockery of the Trinity by adding a forth hypostasis, the Communist State, to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Because it is simple to program, versions of Tetris can be found on every game, computer, and operating system. There have even been implementations of Tetris done using computer controlled lights in office buildings, turning the lighted windows into the falling blocks. The ubiquity of Tetris is also because it is highly addictive. Its repetitive gameplay and use of a repetitive Russian folk tune causes players to slip into a hypnagogic state, making them receptive to the Communistic themes inherent in the game imagery (everyone is an unindividualistic block that must be made to fit together in Soviet conformity, and sometimes whole lines of people are made to disappear without any explanation). This is intentional, since, like all work done by the Soviet Academy of Science where Tetris was developed, it was part of secret military research, in this case having to do with mind control. (The US military also researched mind control video games in the 1980s, including one called "Polybius", but we never used them during the Cold War, unlike the Soviets who unleashed Tetris into the general public where it's still affecting people to this day.) Because of its fatalistic worldview and the danger it poses to people's God-given Free Will, all implementations of Tetris get ZERO CROSSES."
Roflmao
Quotes that made me LOL-
"Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture)"
"I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy"
"Snake's main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation"
"MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces"
And to sum it all up...."I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports"
After reading that, all I can say is.... wow:|
HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A GAME CALLED 'JESUS IN SPACE'?!?!?!hazelnutman
Now surely if there game which should be added into the Blastformay part of that site then that should be it :lol:
omg this is so wierd and funny at the same time, if its real i cant believe how someone can imagine all that crap, im just reading the otehr for fun i wish the website hava forum or something lol
PD: yohooo MGS4 have one cross yeah
I do however agree with the following:
"So even though Spore's rated "E" and allowed on campus I won't be installing it on my computer to review (I don't want my computer marked by the beast!)."
DRM = Satan.:P
I know I'm gonna be up for some flaming, but Kojima has used bible references... Snake, Adam, Eve. Granted, Kojima didn't create Snake with this on mind, but the references are there.
That guy is an idiot though.
People like that guy that did those reviews makes me proud to say i am athiest. those reviews he did were nothin but crud. every review he did made no sense on what the game was acutlly about.
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