My PS3 is my wife

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#1  Edited By Benny_Blakk
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The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sounds sad, but at least I can admit it!

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#2 The_Knight2000
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I feel u bro.
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#3 Benny_Blakk
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I feel u bro.The_Knight2000

lol....you sure posted that quickly!!!

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#4 ooJmong
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I feel u bro.The_Knight2000

Whoa whoa then why do you have Master Chief in your sig? Hm? haha jk :D

I get what you mean and I like my PS3 and all...but your wife??? dude

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#5 MusashiSensi
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The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sonunds sad, but at least I can admit it!Benny_Blakk

My god.......this is sad.

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#6 Benny_Blakk
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I get what you mean and I like my PS3 and all...but your wife??? dude

ooJmong

if that doesn't describe how you deal with a wife, then by all means, do tell!

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#7 Benny_Blakk
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[QUOTE="Benny_Blakk"]The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sonunds sad, but at least I can admit it!MusashiSensi

My god.......this is sad.

the sad part is 95% are in the same boat but don't take the time to look at themselves objectively to see the truth! i'm on the road to healing!:P

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#9 knicknut17
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Of all of the nice things that I have, HDTV, Denon Surround Sound, Tag Heuer watch, my PS3 is the only one that I call my baby.
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#10 videogameplaya2
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thats scary, get outside

i clean my PS3 though, i shine it, i rub it,

i get naked for it.......

i didnt mean to say that

R-Dot-Yung

lol...getting naked...

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#11 Dogswithguns
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LOL. you need a real woman, but a real woman can be a bad idea, she can be really mean...... Hey, maybe PS3 is better that way.
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#12 VinnoT
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thats scary, get outside

i clean my PS3 though, i shine it, i rub it,

i get naked for it.......

i didnt mean to say that

R-Dot-Yung

LOLOL. But seriously, i dust mine and take care of it....but my PS3 is clearly a boy so unfortunately I cannot marry him...it.

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#13 Dante865
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Ditto, im taking my baby for a Wax session tommorow :)
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#14 tangentz
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The PS3 is my pprrreeecciiioouuuuuussssssssss.
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#15 daveg1
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get divorced! lol j/k :)

i think the cash is going to be worht it when these new games come out.

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#16 Benny_Blakk
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The PS3 is my pprrreeecciiioouuuuuussssssssss.TangentZZ

lol the funniest yet!!!:lol: i'm glad you realized this was to have some fun with! after all, isn't that what gaming's about???

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#17 Benny_Blakk
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The PS3 is my pprrreeecciiioouuuuuussssssssss.TangentZZ

lol the funniest yet!!!:lol: i'm glad you realized this was to have some fun with! after all, isn't that what gaming's about???

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#20 KurupSoldr
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the money and time part yah i could see but when you dont have it your a wreck??? there are someday i could do without my wife, but my ps3 dont cook for me or clean for me, it does not buy beer for me at the store so i dont see any comparison
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Sad...
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#22 crumbs21
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you saying my wife been cheating...

what..you want to fight big man?

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#23 Flame_Blade88
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.....Well whatever...

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#24 amourkiss
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The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sonunds sad, but at least I can admit it!Benny_Blakk

you are the very few that dare to admit their obssesion with PS3

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#25 daveg1
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the money and time part yah i could see but when you dont have it your a wreck??? there are someday i could do without my wife, but my ps3 dont cook for me or clean for me, it does not buy beer for me at the store so i dont see any comparisonKurupSoldr
glad to see you have your prioritys set there..lol j/k
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[QUOTE="KurupSoldr"]the money and time part yah i could see but when you dont have it your a wreck??? there are someday i could do without my wife, but my ps3 dont cook for me or clean for me, it does not buy beer for me at the store so i dont see any comparisondaveg1
glad to see you have your prioritys set there..lol j/k

LOL yah i know right, was just stating stuff that was first to come to mind after long days of work you only have a few things on your mind

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#27 daveg1
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[QUOTE="daveg1"][QUOTE="KurupSoldr"]the money and time part yah i could see but when you dont have it your a wreck??? there are someday i could do without my wife, but my ps3 dont cook for me or clean for me, it does not buy beer for me at the store so i dont see any comparisonKurupSoldr

glad to see you have your prioritys set there..lol j/k

LOL yah i know right, was just stating stuff that was first to come to mind after long days of work you only have a few things on your mind

yeah know what you mean.im chillin after a days work with a few cold ones..im prob in a different time zoneto you so i dont drink during the day..lol
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#28 ginglejangle
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lol, right now mines collecting dust.

untill lair.

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#29 Benny_Blakk
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the money and time part yah i could see but when you dont have it your a wreck??? there are someday i could do without my wife, but my ps3 dont cook for me or clean for me, it does not buy beer for me at the store so i dont see any comparisonKurupSoldr

touche

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#30 gizmo_logix
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thats scary, get outside

i clean my PS3 though, i shine it, i rub it,

i get naked for it.......

i didnt mean to say that

R-Dot-Yung
LOL!
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#31 Denji
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The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sonunds sad, but at least I can admit it!Benny_Blakk

PS3 isn't a human being, and you can't "do anything" with it. It just doesn't work.

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#32 Benny_Blakk
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[QUOTE="Benny_Blakk"]The topic says it all....i spend money and time on it and make sure its in good health....and when i can't have it, I'm a wreck! sonunds sad, but at least I can admit it!Denji

PS3 isn't a human being, and you can't "do anything" with it. It just doesn't work.

tell that to chicks who can't go without their vibrator!:twisted:

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#33 Radiozo
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Consoles are better than women.
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#34 Benny_Blakk
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Consoles are better than women. Radiozo

lol:lol: this is too much!!!

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#35 Radiozo
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Consoles dont talk back :D
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#36 jdeper
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Consoles are better than women. Radiozo

ya they get turned on with one press of a button.

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#37 Benny_Blakk
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[QUOTE="Radiozo"]Consoles are better than women. jdeper

ya they get turned on with one press of a button.

:shock: no you didn't!

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#38 Groove60
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I feel bad for you... I didn't have to pay to have fun with my wife... ;)
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#39 thorboy03
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Sometimes I sleep with my PS3.
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#40 Benny_Blakk
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I feel bad for you... I didn't have to pay to have fun with my wife... ;)Groove60

so i guess you're wedding, marriage certificate, rent, and the bed you sleep in were all handouts then?

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#41 Deihmos
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Interesting......
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#42 Groove60
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[QUOTE="Groove60"]I feel bad for you... I didn't have to pay to have fun with my wife... ;)Benny_Blakk

so i guess you're wedding, marriage certificate, rent, and the bed you sleep in were all handouts then?

Sh*t... you got me there. The bed WAS a handout though :( lol

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#43 AgentA-Mi6
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The ps3 is the logical option for a man who needs love , I mean your ps3 would never steal money from you and flee to mexico with your best friend ,*Starts Crying* :cry:
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#44 Mind_Body_Soul
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The ps3 is the logiacal option for a man who needs love , I mean your ps3 would never steal meney from you and flee to mexico with your best friend ,*Starts Crying* :cry:AgentA-Mi6

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :) :) *giggle*

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#45 gamer-ps3
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Since its your wife make babies haha little ps4 and give it to me :D
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#46 Benny_Blakk
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YES! YES!:lol:

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#47 hennifer_ropez
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This is the ultimate truth for male ps3 owners like the thread creator and myself. Now if only I could admit to my pokemon addiction..........(pssst can't wait for lair)
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#48 FusionApex
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thats scary, get outside

i clean my PS3 though, i shine it, i rub it,

i get naked for it.......

i didnt mean to say that

R-Dot-Yung

What's wrong with getting naked for it? I mean, eww that's gross.

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#49 crumbs21
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[QUOTE="Radiozo"]Consoles are better than women. jdeper

ya they get turned on with one press of a button.

that is a good one, even i havent realize that until now

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#50 AmazonTreeBoa
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You are correct. It sounds sad, very sad.