CCLEANER didnt do its job!

Here I am working on fixing someones pc, First thing I do is look inside because I heard something bouncing around when I moved it onto the table and what Do I see? Cookies and a cracker! man I tell you ccleaner is slacking in clearing up those cookies.

Caught red handed, I guess everyone or rather everything loves cookies.

Did you eat it?

Nah it'd cause static electricity.

How the hell did it get there?!

I dare say computers love them more than we do. They don't gain weight so easily.

Are you calling me fat? Mods ban him!

No, but will do so upon your request. :P

Cookies in there? I hope that person didn't catch bugs, because thats how you get bugs!

Whats scarey is that who knows how old those cookies and cracker was, this PCis at least 7 years old, they were very brittle. But there is an opening were someone replaced the dvd drive was someone saving them for later?

LOL!!!! I thought I was the only one who would ever find a cookie inside a PC. I opened up my sisters PC once to replace a dead video card and lo and behold there was a cookie on top of it. Welcome to the cookie in PC club my man.

The guy's microwave probably died so he was heating it up inside the PC...

That's ridiculous. Some people just get shit everywhere. A few years ago, I worked briefly in the detail bay at a car repair place. I was cleaning out a particularly filthy car, and found half of a rotisserie chicken under the driver's seat, pretty far along the rotting process, infested with bugs and shit. There was also no less than four leather-bound bibles in the car, two handguns (loaded), and a pair of women's panties, caked in something dry and crusty. Needless to say, that was my last day at that job. I refused to clean that shit, parked the car in the "finished" area, went home without saying a word to anyone, and starting looking for a new job.

I don't know whats more disgusting, the cookies or the ide cable.

First world problems

My coffee is cold too.

Bringing up an old story, many years ago friend of the family's floppy drive stopped working so im like Ill take a look and ended up finding two pixy stixs jammed inside lol

Awwh...you just found the babies cooking hiding spot.

No cookie for you!

Hahahaha I got a good laugh out of that one!!

Car only takes premium :(

Rumour has it they're still looking for you.

Haha nah but hey that is disgusting, I also worked as a car detailer a few years ago it's just mind-blowing how dirty people can be and what sort of things they leave in their car. I guess the inside of a car tells a lot about a person, dirty fvckers!

No mold on them?

@horgen:

None that I could see, but who knows what kind or how much of preservatives they throw into those cookies.

I worked at a car dealership as a lot attendant/detailer myself and I remember some of the messes. One was really bad where the upholstery changed 5 shades of shit to the original colr and that same car had used condoms stuffed inside cracks and all kinds of other junk. Needless to say I grabbed work gloves for that job and a crap load of cleaning material.

Damn you did the right thing with the gloves, I'd be scared about catching any diseases. Worst part with our detailing shop was we blew out the inside of our cars with an air-gun first to get rid of the dirt and dust, so as you'd imagine most of the shit blew in your face.

I wore safety glasses, gloves and anything I could find to protect my face lol.

That's scary...

The ones we sell here I work (grocery store) they will get mold on them after awhile... But the time it takes differs a lot. Sometimes we get them delivered with mold, other times they go weeks over their date and still look good... Though smell horrible.

MickyD's hamburgers are loaded up so much that few uncooked patties can last a few weeks without rotting ive been told

Is that a Ritz?

I should eat loads of those when I get old. This world isn't getting rid of my body that easily when I die :x

Hahaha!

Awesome, thanks for the laugh bro!

Never found that before but I do recall an old colleague who would store his lunch in computers(most of whom were customers) and one day he forgot it was in there and had to go back to the customer to retrieve it.

Haha, holy shit.

Mould needs moisture to grow. Food inside a PC dries out quite quickly so it would go stale but not produce new life forms so easily.

I once found a dead mouse in a PC, no one realised until it was opened. Unfortunately it was wrapped in bubble wrap and had been sitting in a hot room (temperature controlled at 50C) for over a day. The smell was so bad we had to ozone the workshop!

*attempts to ban, buts bans self instead*

But lol, you'd be surprised at what you find in them. I was cleaning one recently for a neighbor and found a $20 in there. Neighbor said I could keep it and paid me for cleaning it as well. T'was a good day. :P