You're just as useless as _____ jokes. Give me some funny & vulgar ones.

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#1 Posted by ristactionjakso (6118 posts) -

1) a one legged man in a azz kicking contest.

2) T!ts on a nun

3) Rosie O'donell's personal trainer

4) Bicycle peddles on a wheelchair

Give me your best ones.

#2 Posted by 3eyedrazorback (16379 posts) -
third nipple.
#3 Posted by Victorious_Fize (6122 posts) -

This thread is about as useless as t!ts on a bull.

#4 Posted by EmpCom (3451 posts) -
A fart in a space suit
#5 Posted by DaBrainz (7721 posts) -
ejection seat on a helicopter
#6 Posted by Horgen (111447 posts) -
Enlighten me. Rosie O'donell is who? And what made that person famous?
#7 Posted by SteverXIII (3831 posts) -
Rosie O'donell is who?horgen123
A fat cow who should get the hell off the TV
#8 Posted by comp_atkins (32174 posts) -
logic in an OT argument.
#9 Posted by MrPraline (21331 posts) -
Mods with the new TOU. Ha ha
#10 Posted by ristactionjakso (6118 posts) -

[QUOTE="horgen123"]Rosie O'donell is who?SteverXIII
A fat cow who should get the hell off the TV

You read my mind lol.

#11 Posted by Hubadubalubahu (1081 posts) -
You're as useless as an amputee in a sweat shop. You're as useless as robin is to batman. You're as useless as mass effect 3's multiple endings. You're as useless as a white crayon.
#12 Posted by iskeethunters (925 posts) -
ejection seat on a helicopterDaBrainz
This one made me chuckle.
#13 Posted by JigglyWiggly_ (23938 posts) -
penis on a Catholic priest
#14 Posted by Grey_Eyed_Elf (4155 posts) -
A c*** flavoured lollipop.
#15 Posted by codymcclain14 (6017 posts) -
As- your penis
#16 Posted by CRS98 (9036 posts) -
You're as useless as an ovulating grandma.