Your last words when you die?

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#1 Posted by theunloved (1441 posts) -

If you could say anything, before you died. What would you say?

#2 Posted by Snipes_2 (17126 posts) -

Plenty of things. The Most Memorable would be "Damn, I'm going to die". :P

#3 Posted by pete_merlin (6099 posts) -

I regret...everything

#4 Posted by McJugga (9442 posts) -
Do I lose any items once I respawn?
#5 Posted by Head_of_games (10859 posts) -
I wish I had time for one last bowl of chile.
#6 Posted by scorch-62 (29741 posts) -

"Death is only the beginning" is pretty badass, but wouldn't fit at all.

"I regret nothing."
"I regret everything."
"**** you all."
"**** the world."
"**** that ****." -- Anyone familiar with Geoge Lopez would know this one.
"To infinity and beyond."
"i can haz chzburgr nao?"

One of those.

#7 Posted by one_plum (6333 posts) -

I hate... all of you! :P

#8 Posted by SickBoy724 (364 posts) -

Probably why I will die. "I slept with your mom last night... and she is bad at sex"

#9 Posted by Nethrana (16 posts) -
after 10 years on GS and ppl are still asking questions like that, lol I dont know if thats a plus or not
#10 Posted by pete_merlin (6099 posts) -

Probably why I will die. "I slept with your mom last night... and she is bad at sex"

SickBoy724
lol
#11 Posted by xTheExploited (12094 posts) -
Me:"My only regret is that I never got a butfor." Relative: "Whats a butfor?" Me: "For pooping, silly".
#12 Posted by cpo335 (5463 posts) -
It's been fun.
#13 Posted by -starman- (2822 posts) -

"Maybe shouting "Naked lady dogpile!" wasn't such a good idea. Seriously, ladies...I can't breathe."

#14 Posted by CrystalFox (9907 posts) -

"Where the hell is everybody?"

#15 Posted by chaplainDMK (6691 posts) -

"eat **** and die... *pull out pocket nuke and wipe out the etire city*"

or:
"Dang, there goes my killstreak"

#16 Posted by KittenNipples (3007 posts) -
Bury me face down so the world can kiss my ***!
#17 Posted by HydraRizlim (1110 posts) -

hmm that's a hard one...

maybe: "Now I shall uncover the final secret of humanity death."

#18 Posted by entropyecho (22053 posts) -

"Make sure you tell everyone I said something cool before I died."

#19 Posted by Xx_Hopeless_xX (16562 posts) -

"System Failure"

"Red Ring of Death"..

#20 Posted by weezyfb (14703 posts) -
"nooooooooooooo help me *cries* i dont wanna die."
#21 Posted by Theokhoth (36799 posts) -

A verbatim recitation of War and Peace.

#22 Posted by EvilSteveo (1995 posts) -

Of course must protect veidt's new Utopia. One more body amongst foundations makes little difference

WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITNG FOR?

DO IT.

DO IT!

#23 Posted by HydraRizlim (1110 posts) -

I'll be back. :P

#24 Posted by Blitz_Nemesis (8042 posts) -
"FML"
#25 Posted by savetehhaloz (2375 posts) -
u pwned me *sad face*
#26 Posted by Grodus5 (7934 posts) -

Serious: "Finally the peace, I've always wanted..." Not that I want to die, but death would be very peaceful
Not so Serious: "More weight"

#27 Posted by l4dak47 (6838 posts) -

Aw.... Son of a ****, death finally got me.

#28 Posted by htekemerald (7325 posts) -

With my dieing breath I curse zoidberg....

#29 Posted by stupid4 (3695 posts) -

Moose Indian

#30 Posted by Assassin1349 (2798 posts) -

Curse you all men!!!

#31 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (34129 posts) -

"urrrkkk...Before I die, I'll tell you where I hid my fortune, I-I hid it....at.......*GASP*...*dies*"

#32 Posted by chaplainDMK (6691 posts) -

Chuck Norris: "Looks like death needs a reminder"

5 minutes later death flies out of the floor, says in horror "noo! noooo! not chuck norris!" before being pulled back trough the floor by chuck norris.

#33 Posted by Artwis (61 posts) -

I would say 'SON, ARE YOU HOLDING THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSSS'

#34 Posted by Lopur94 (3102 posts) -
If it's a guy I say, "Damn, why didn't u take the bullet for me" If its a chick, "Before I die, can i touch those?" :P :lol:
#35 Posted by _rock_ (7071 posts) -
Can I crash at your place Jesus for eternity? ;)
#36 Posted by -eddy- (11443 posts) -
after 10 years on GS and ppl are still asking questions like that, lol I dont know if thats a plus or notNethrana
after 10 years of GameSpot you still got only 4 posts? :o:o:o:o:P
#37 Posted by kweeni (10883 posts) -
I killed your parents. Yes that's right, it was me. And yes I had fun doing it. mwahahahaha*cough*haha*cough couch* ha*cough*he*dies*
#38 Posted by JigglyWiggly_ (23428 posts) -
I RROD'D.
#39 Posted by RAMRODtheMASTER (8107 posts) -
Box me up and ship me home...
#40 Posted by scorch-62 (29741 posts) -
If its a chick, "Before I die, can i touch those?" :P :lol:Lopur94
...but what if she's flat?
#41 Posted by RAMRODtheMASTER (8107 posts) -

"More weight"

Grodus5
lol Giles Corey
#42 Posted by observer77 (1647 posts) -

well I guess it depends on who is sitting next to me, I may request a priest just to be able to say as I die

"now I shall see which one of us is right!"

but if it is someone I love, " I believe in euthanasia so this should be quick don't worry"

and if I am alone when I die it will be " damn I knew it"

#43 Posted by Treflis (11436 posts) -
"The cake is a damn filthy lie!"
#44 Posted by observer77 (1647 posts) -

[QUOTE="Lopur94"]If its a chick, "Before I die, can i touch those?" :P :lol:scorch-62
...but what if she's flat?

do you have a better formed sister?

#45 Posted by Pedronus (9524 posts) -
"Nailed It!" xD
#46 Posted by Racer850 (2293 posts) -
"Dam it i needed one more kill for a UAV" :P
#47 Posted by _7h0m_ (872 posts) -

I'll be back. :P

HydraRizlim
this lol
#48 Posted by JustPlainLucas (73564 posts) -
"I had sexual intercourse with your wife or significant other."
#49 Posted by bachilders (1430 posts) -

Oh **** I dropped the soap!

#50 Posted by Yaeven (764 posts) -

''Hey guys I'm dying lolololololololol!!!.''