you won't even believe it...

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#1 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -

Ok, this was an experience I had to share. It all started two days ago. I was filling up my tank of gas, when I spotted a burger king across the street. I figured, 'man, I haven't had burger king in forever,' so after I finished filling up, I drove across the street and parked.

So I walked in, and there two people in the line. Or so I thought. There were two people in the 'apparent' line. I stepped behind the second person, when all of the sudden, I hear "excuse me" from somewhere behind me. I turned around, and this big, 6-foot-tall, mustached guy was leaning up against that wall that divides the front of the restaurant and the tables (you know, right next to the ketchup and napkins). I'm a pretty big guy myself, at about the same height as that dude. But he looked pretty tough, like he was some kind of ranch hand. He had on jeans and a red button-up shirt, if that helps the imagery.

Anyway, so he I turn, and he says to me "excuse me, I'm in line, get in back"... now this guy was clearly not in line, he was a good five or six feet back from the person in front of him, I suppose he's just too lazy to stand straight so he wanted to lean against that wall. I point this out by saying 'hey, if you want to be in line, then you should have stood in the line" and he kind of straightens up like he's trying to look tough, or something. He takes a step towards me and I don't back down. At this point, we have the whole attention of the restaurant, because everyone loves drama.

He takes his pointer finger, and jabs me in the shoulder. He says "listen buddy, I was here first, you can get behind me." That's when I snapped. No one pokes me. I reached behind me and pulled out my handgun that I keep for situations just like this. A collective gasp swept through the restaurant, and the dude takes a small step back.

Still trying to act tough, he puts a little half-scared, half-smirky look on his face and says "do you even know how to use that thing?"

And I said, "I've covered wars, ya know!"

Then he screamed, "don't kill me, I've got a family in west Philadelphia. That's where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, go home to bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "go, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air"

I promptly did a barrel role and got outta there...

#2 Posted by SolidSnake35 (58230 posts) -
I liked the Dead Rising reference. 'Twas lovely.
#3 Posted by TongHua (2929 posts) -
You sly fox, i was about to just write wall of text but decided to actually read what you had to say. *remembers to not care about posts next time*
#4 Posted by ElZilcho90 (6157 posts) -
Get a job.
#5 Posted by bungie091 (9003 posts) -

Wait, you got into your car and drove to get to the burger king which was across the road...

#6 Posted by RandomTask221 (7795 posts) -

Interesting....

#7 Posted by solidscryer (5661 posts) -
IWHI
#8 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -

I liked the Dead Rising reference. 'Twas lovely.SolidSnake35

why thankya

#9 Posted by KURUPT_ON3 (455 posts) -

Wasn't going to read the whole text until I saw the fresh Prince theme song at the end you silly goose great story.

#10 Posted by GettingTired (5994 posts) -
I saw a wall of text,and immediatly read the ending. I'm skilled in the ways of the internet, you won't get me.
#11 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -

I saw a wall of text,and immediatly read the ending. I'm skilled in the ways of the internet, you won't get me.GettingTired

WALL OF TEXT

[spoiler] i got you! [/spoiler]

read the spoiler

#12 Posted by KrayzieJ (3283 posts) -
I liked the Dead Rising reference. 'Twas lovely.SolidSnake35
ya, lol noticed that too.
#13 Posted by cliff122316 (2333 posts) -

[QUOTE="GettingTired"]I saw a wall of text,and immediatly read the ending. I'm skilled in the ways of the internet, you won't get me.mumotuma_man

WALL OF TEXT

[spoiler] i got you! [/spoiler]

read the spoiler

noooooooooo he got me that time!!!

#14 Posted by GettingTired (5994 posts) -

[QUOTE="GettingTired"]I saw a wall of text,and immediatly read the ending. I'm skilled in the ways of the internet, you won't get me.mumotuma_man

WALL OF TEXT

[spoiler] i got you! [/spoiler]

read the spoiler

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#15 Posted by UssjTrunks (10043 posts) -

You need to write novels on this stuff.

#16 Posted by crowleyjohn (724 posts) -
These types of threads are getting old. You're lucky I didnt read it at all this time because I know it's a story, and a bad one at that. Don't quit your day job, you're not a writer.
#17 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -
[QUOTE="mumotuma_man"]

[QUOTE="GettingTired"]I saw a wall of text,and immediatly read the ending. I'm skilled in the ways of the internet, you won't get me.GettingTired

WALL OF TEXT

[spoiler] i got you! [/spoiler]

read the spoiler

*funny picture*

omg that picture made me lol

#18 Posted by schoeffmaster (10674 posts) -

.

Interesting!!!

I only said that because i didnt want to read teh txt walls!

#19 Posted by USmellLikePoopy (1920 posts) -
What kind of person writes stories on GameSpot???
#20 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -

These types of threads are getting old. You're lucky I didnt read it at all this time because I know it's a story, and a bad one at that. Don't quit your day job, you're not a writer. crowleyjohn

looks like we found the meanie in the thread.... :(

#21 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
Yeah, that once happened to me too....only i was at McDonalds...
#22 Posted by NWA_31 (11923 posts) -
WTF is this Bel-Air thing I keep reading about ? :|
#23 Posted by crowleyjohn (724 posts) -

Are you the guy who wrote the story about the daughter, the DS and the bear?

#24 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -

Are you the guy who wrote the story about the daughter, the DS and the bear?

crowleyjohn

i wish... lol

nope

#25 Posted by Sim_genius (9562 posts) -
I can't believe I just read this
#26 Posted by crowleyjohn (724 posts) -
[QUOTE="crowleyjohn"]

Are you the guy who wrote the story about the daughter, the DS and the bear?

mumotuma_man

i wish... lol

nope

You wish you wrote someone elses crappy story?

#27 Posted by kornholio360 (6973 posts) -
I saw the fresh prince part coming the second you said you pulled out a gun. :P
#28 Posted by mumotuma_man (892 posts) -
[QUOTE="mumotuma_man"][QUOTE="crowleyjohn"]

Are you the guy who wrote the story about the daughter, the DS and the bear?

crowleyjohn

i wish... lol

nope

You wish you wrote someone elses crappy story?

i said 'lol' cuz i was joking. but you gotta admit, no one saw that ending coming. it gave me a chuckle

#29 Posted by darcom1 (1483 posts) -
i want to use my pointer finger and poke poke poke poke poke poke you all day long.
#30 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
i want to use my pointer finger and poke poke poke poke poke poke you all day long.darcom1
Yes. 'Cause poking at fat people's fun.
#31 Posted by TirOrn (1828 posts) -
Cute. I'm going to do that one day and get banned, just you watch.
#32 Posted by schoeffmaster (10674 posts) -
If its a story...than its blog worthy...
#33 Posted by skinnypete91 (6022 posts) -
I chuckled...
#34 Posted by crowleyjohn (724 posts) -
[QUOTE="crowleyjohn"][QUOTE="mumotuma_man"][QUOTE="crowleyjohn"]

Are you the guy who wrote the story about the daughter, the DS and the bear?

mumotuma_man

i wish... lol

nope

You wish you wrote someone elses crappy story?

i said 'lol' cuz i was joking. but you gotta admit, no one saw that ending coming. it gave me a chuckle

I didnt see that exact ending coming but I knew the entire story was contrived based on the DS/Daughter/bear story.

It's one thing to write a story, it's another to decieve people into thinking it's a true story then finish it with a completely ridiculous ending.

I wouldn't mind reading people's stories if they let me know right off that it was fiction not fact instead of being deceitful just to piss people off.