Would you rather piss or dump for the rest of your life?

If you had the choice to only do one for the rest of your life, which one would you do? I would choose taking a dump. When you take a dump it actually feels like relief, where as when you take a wuss it doesn't feel better. I feel like my pengus feels lighter, when it should feel heavier. 

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I'll take the other to be rid of for life, getting sick and hacking up phlegm and blowing your nose and being congested sucks. Then again not having to take a pee or poop would mean your body must have a magical way of getting rid of its toxins, and that would mean a clean system so I wonder what the health benefits of that would be.lamprey263

Just answer the question, god damn.

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]I'll take the other to be rid of for life, getting sick and hacking up phlegm and blowing your nose and being congested sucks. Then again not having to take a pee or poop would mean your body must have a magical way of getting rid of its toxins, and that would mean a clean system so I wonder what the health benefits of that would be.Pffrbt

Just answer the question, god damn.

[QUOTE="Pffrbt"]

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]I'll take the other to be rid of for life, getting sick and hacking up phlegm and blowing your nose and being congested sucks. Then again not having to take a pee or poop would mean your body must have a magical way of getting rid of its toxins, and that would mean a clean system so I wonder what the health benefits of that would be.lamprey263

Just answer the question, god damn.

Wow calm down silly!

[QUOTE="Pffrbt"]

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]I'll take the other to be rid of for life, getting sick and hacking up phlegm and blowing your nose and being congested sucks. Then again not having to take a pee or poop would mean your body must have a magical way of getting rid of its toxins, and that would mean a clean system so I wonder what the health benefits of that would be.lamprey263

Just answer the question, god damn.

[QUOTE="Pffrbt"]

[QUOTE="lamprey263"]I'll take the other to be rid of for life, getting sick and hacking up phlegm and blowing your nose and being congested sucks. Then again not having to take a pee or poop would mean your body must have a magical way of getting rid of its toxins, and that would mean a clean system so I wonder what the health benefits of that would be.lamprey263

Just answer the question, god damn.

That feeling you get from having a massive dump is perhaps one of the best feelings you can ever experience.

EVA.

I pee where I want

I pee where I want

wis3boi

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I pee where I want

heeweesRus

That's how it got that shine

[QUOTE="heeweesRus"]

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

I pee where I want

wis3boi

That's how it got that shine

No doubt you've been pissing on his monitor and in his coffee, too.

Piss.

Crapping is gross and you have to wipe, which makes it worse. 

Since I can't really take a dump unless I'm at home and I have to wipe like 50 times and my ass still isn't clean I choose pissing.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does the 5th one enjoy it?

Since I can't really take a dump unless I'm at home and I have to wipe like 50 times and my ass still isn't clean I choose pissing.

junglist101

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does the 5th one enjoy it?

wis3boi

Piss. Much easier and less time-consuming.

I'm a guy so......I take a wheez standing up which means I can do it anywhere: behind the dumpster or a tree, maybe even at the neighbor's vegetable garden.

That's a thought. Maybe I should take a wheez around my property and mark my territory. It might keep the pesky skunks away. :lol:

That feeling you get from having a massive dump is perhaps one of the best feelings you can ever experience.

EVA.

GamingGod999

me dump very big too.

Since I can't really take a dump unless I'm at home and I have to wipe like 50 times and my ass still isn't clean I choose pissing.

junglist101

piss

there are just too many things that can, and have, gone wrong with taking a dump.  Not to mention it stinks, there is no foolproof way to wipe and get everything, so if you had chili the night before, your ass is going to itch and burn no matter how well you wipe.

with urine, the worst you can do is pee your pants, and that is nothing.  Hell, I do it half the time when I drink too much.

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Since I can't really take a dump unless I'm at home and I have to wipe like 50 times and my ass still isn't clean I choose pissing.

Diablo-B

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