Would you marry an Alien?

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#1 Posted by Jd1680a (5917 posts) -

Assuming if you live in a Star Wars or Mass Effect universe that had beings other then humans. Would you love and marry a non human Alien?

#2 Posted by jasean79 (2338 posts) -

Sure, as long all of our "equipment" is compatible.

#3 Posted by spike6958 (4686 posts) -

Yeah, why not. I'd marry an Asari.

#4 Posted by Trender_man (136 posts) -

it depends on the number of boobs/penises

#5 Edited by Master_Live (14070 posts) -

Depends on how hot do they look.

#6 Posted by GordanChoong (210 posts) -

@Jd1680a said:

Assuming if you live in a Star Wars or Mass Effect universe that had beings other then humans. Would you love and marry a non human Alien?

Yes, as long as they follow these conditions listed below, definitley:

1) They have all the female genitals of a human being

2) They actually look physically attractive

3) They are an intelligent life-form

Now, the better question is: Would you marry an anthropomorphic being?

#7 Posted by megagene (22986 posts) -

You betcha. The more tentacles the better.

#8 Posted by GordanChoong (210 posts) -

@megagene said:

You betcha. The more tentacles the better.

What? Why are you talking about that on a gaming website? You are so gross, talking about tentacle rape!

#9 Posted by Makhaidos (1613 posts) -

Absolutely, if I fell in love with one.

#10 Posted by The-Apostle (12144 posts) -

Sure.

#11 Posted by hippiesanta (9772 posts) -

As long they are not Billy Krogan

#12 Edited by indzman (16968 posts) -

sure ...

#13 Posted by Sword-Demon (6946 posts) -

@megagene said:

You betcha. The more tentacles the better.

What? Why are you talking about that on a gaming website? You are so gross, talking about tentacle rape!

it's not rape if he consents.

#14 Edited by Kevlar101 (6017 posts) -

@indzman said:

sure ...

Damn, you beat me to it :P

#15 Posted by indzman (16968 posts) -

@indzman said:

sure ...

Damn, you beat me to it :P

We can share you know =P

#16 Edited by Kevlar101 (6017 posts) -
#18 Edited by indzman (16968 posts) -

lulz

#19 Posted by 4myAmuzumament (1746 posts) -

only if it gave me citizenship to their home planet

#20 Edited by Korvus (2983 posts) -

only if it gave me citizenship to their home planet

Don't want to be an illegal alien?...

...

...Yeah, I'll come back when I have some good ones =(

#21 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10083 posts) -

only if she's a shape shifter. so i can mold her into new looks everyday and satisfy all my needs.

#22 Edited by helwa1988 (2074 posts) -

why not? Probably be more caring than human guys.

#23 Posted by lamprey263 (22873 posts) -

maybe an Asari, the melding would be cool

#24 Posted by Iszdope (9573 posts) -

I don't do marriage.

#25 Posted by EPICCOMMANDER (426 posts) -

@helwa1988: ouch. You cut deep!

At the same time, maybe an alien would be less emotional therefore relatable than a chick.

Also, marriage? I wouldn't marry a human if I wanted to, but maybe if alien marriage is less demanding on us (me) I would.

#26 Posted by johnd13 (7927 posts) -

Sure why not, it'd be fun.

#27 Edited by 93BlackHawk93 (5228 posts) -

If she's humanoid, compassionate, caring, cute (and pervy in a funny/friendly way :P) and willing to accept me for who I am; why not? It's basically what I look in a human too.

#28 Edited by ShepardCommandr (2319 posts) -

If it looks like this......

#29 Edited by foxhound_fox (87396 posts) -

Assuming they are anything like the fictional aliens we have created in book, film and video games. Most tend to have human characteristics, including in many instances, similar sexual characteristics, so attraction is possible. If an alien turns out like an amorphous blob, there is only a very tiny subset of humanity that would be interested in a relationship with such a being.

#30 Posted by one_plum (6333 posts) -

I'm an alien. Marry me, you inferior creatures.

#31 Posted by Boddicker (2443 posts) -

If I lived in the ME universe with the blatant fan-service Asari, then sure. Or a Hanar.

If I lived in the far future and met a scientifically plausible intelligent "female" alien, then no. Male/female are Earth concepts that only probably have some correlation to other alien species.

#32 Posted by Rhocky (22 posts) -

[monotone]Yes. I love my brain slug significant other. You should find a brain slug significant other too. Brain slug significant others for all mankind.

[/monotone]

#33 Edited by Jd1680a (5917 posts) -

Depending on the physical appearance of the alien, I would love and marry an Alien. The alien doesnt have to be an Asari.

#34 Edited by Celldrax (14551 posts) -

Yeah, I would.

And not just aliens, but even monster girls as well.

#35 Edited by blamix99 (1627 posts) -

if it looks like this

#36 Edited by senses_fail_06 (6735 posts) -

As long as she had human-like qualities, then by all means.

Some times I look up to the stars, and think my future alien wife is out there.

The last line was a joke.

Or so I'd like you to believe.

#37 Posted by Ballroompirate (22297 posts) -

Sure if they were attractive.

#38 Posted by sukraj (21903 posts) -

No

#39 Posted by Horgen (110021 posts) -

I imagine the culture differences to be to big for it to happen. At least for me.

#40 Posted by mattykovax (22693 posts) -

@sukraj said:

No

That's really all that needs to be said.

#41 Posted by osirisx3 (1743 posts) -

i saw an anime called please teacher where a 18 year old boy marries a alien girl. I dont want to sleep with animals no matter how smart they are.

#42 Posted by Glitter (353 posts) -

As long as they were friendly, then I would not have a problem with it.

#43 Posted by 93BlackHawk93 (5228 posts) -

@osirisx3 said:

i saw an anime called please teacher where a 18 year old boy marries a alien girl. I dont want to sleep with animals no matter how smart they are.

Technically, we're animals too.

#44 Edited by sammyjenkis898 (28019 posts) -

Yes.

#45 Edited by GazaAli (22493 posts) -

Marrying an Asari Matriarch would be such an existential experience.

#46 Edited by bowchicka07 (1073 posts) -

Liara or Aria. Maybe Tali; she's pretty cool.

#47 Posted by ArmoredCore55 (23819 posts) -

No, that would be weird.

#48 Edited by scottpsfan14 (3343 posts) -

No because I have a deep fear of aliens.

#49 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36757 posts) -

why not? Probably be more caring than human guys.

lolwut

#50 Edited by chaoscougar1 (36757 posts) -
@osirisx3 said:

i saw an anime called please teacher where a 18 year old boy marries a alien girl. I dont want to sleep with animals no matter how smart they are.

Also
wut