Worst Movie Ever Made?

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#1 jediknight52501
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so what in your opinion is the worst Movie ever made? i would say it goes to Ishtar.
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#2 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
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The Dog Who Saved Christmas. Great family comedy because of how terrible it is.

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Session 9
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Definitely an overrated horror.
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#5 mitu123
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Fred the Movie.

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#6 WolfattheDoor34
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I consider the "worst movie" to be something I can't derive any pleasure from, so hilariously bad movies don't qualify so Cop Out
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#8 deactivated-59d151f079814
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Red Zone Cuba, by Corman Francis.. If you have Netflix or Amazon Prime, look it up.. MST did a episode on it.
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not The Room.

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Red Zone Cuba, by Corman Francis.. If you have Netflix or Amazon Prime, look it up.. MST did a episode on it.sSubZerOo
Can only watch the MST3K version. They did a couple of episodes featuring Francis' movies.
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Without a doubt...
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Red Zone Cuba, by Corman Francis.. If you have Netflix or Amazon Prime, look it up.. MST did a episode on it.Hallenbeck77
Can only watch the MST3K version. They did a couple of episodes featuring Francis' movies.

 Only other one of his movies you can watch is The Beast of Yucca Flats.. Regardless.. I don't think any one here is going to post a movie any worse then Red Zone Cuba.. 

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napoleon dynamite. 

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#15 Michael0134567
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Vampires Suck. Worst movie I've ever seen.

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The Creeping Terror is the most unbearably terrible film I've seen personally. There's a few laughs, yeah, but it's just not worth it.
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#17 WolfattheDoor34
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The Black Dahlia may be a contender
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[QUOTE="IronBeaver"]

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There have been so many...

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Surely there can be nothing worse...

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[QUOTE="DirigiblePlums"][QUOTE="IronBeaver"]

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So how is your sex life?
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Surely there can be nothing worse...

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Surely there can be nothing worse...

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They turned anime's greatest Mary-sue into an even bigger Mary-Sue.
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#24 hippiesanta
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 Star Wars Phantom Menace  It's Pat

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i don't know if this was the worst movie ever made but i think it was one of the worst big budget movies ever made. i usually try to stay away from bad movies so i was surprised this movie was so bad.

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#26 XilePrincess
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Dragonball Evolution, Hatchet and anything somebody let Kim Kardashian act in.
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Just looking at this poster pisses me off.
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#28 Lance2500
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Aeon Flux.

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Birdemic. Also greatest movie of all time for all the wrong reasons.
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#30 wis3boi
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Godfather 3

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#31 ferrari2001
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"Mega shark vs Giant Octopus" comes to mind.
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#32 megagene
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I came in here to say the live action Avatar The Last Airbender and Dragonball movies, but I see that they've already been covered.
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[QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Red Zone Cuba, by Corman Francis.. If you have Netflix or Amazon Prime, look it up.. MST did a episode on it.Hallenbeck77
Can only watch the MST3K version. They did a couple of episodes featuring Francis' movies.

I believe ol' Mr. Francis just made three films and they are all incredibly painful...especially 'Red Zone Cuba'. But a couple of decent contenders in my estimation would be:

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Blood Freak (1972)

 

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Monster A Go-Go (1965)

Although it should be noted that because of its pedigree 'Blood Freak' is also one of the most awesome films ever made. Perhaps not as fun as 'Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster' or as cute as 'Zaat'...but still. 

 

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Fred the Movie.

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9 Dead

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I wouldn't know. I can't say it's the worst without having seen it, and I like to think that I'm smart enough to avoid having seen the worst movie ever made.
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#37 Laihendi
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An Unexpected Journey because it is just so offensively bad and brutally disappointing.
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#38 Laihendi
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To be clear, Elijah did a very good job in his scene.
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I wouldn't know. I can't say it's the worst without having seen it, and I like to think that I'm smart enough to avoid having seen the worst movie ever made.MrGeezer
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#40 Cefryd
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This is easily the worst movie I have ever seen. I literally destroyed the disc.

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Transformers 2

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The old 80's flick Thunder Run with Forrest Tucker. I like the setting of NV and AZ which were my stomping grounds when I was younger. But, the movie really sucked.

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"Quigley"

In which Gary Busey dies and is reincarnated as a white Pomeranian.

No, I'm not joking.

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"Quigley"

In which Gary Busey dies and is reincarnated as a white Pomeranian.

No, I'm not joking.

TINYOWNSYOU

Hmmmm...gonna have to look that one up. Busey...didn't he make those 'Gingerdead Man' films as well? Gotta keep busy I s'pose. 

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[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]Red Zone Cuba, by Corman Francis.. If you have Netflix or Amazon Prime, look it up.. MST did a episode on it.Lord_Daemon

Can only watch the MST3K version. They did a couple of episodes featuring Francis' movies.

I believe ol' Mr. Francis just made three films and they are all incredibly painful...especially 'Red Zone Cuba'. But a couple of decent contenders in my estimation would be:

asdf

Blood Freak (1972)

Monster A Go-Go (1965)

Although it should be noted that because of its pedigree 'Blood Freak' is also one of the most awesome films ever made. Perhaps not as fun as 'Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster' or as cute as 'Zaat'...but still. 

 


Zaat is awesome and hilarious at the same time. The costume is so bad too. I've seen enough parts of Blood Freak to say I would probably enjoy it. The film also spawned an awesome band of the same name.

 

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I tend to be more satisfied by low-budget horror films than I do of big name multi-million dollar budget films solely because of my expectations. I think one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen is They Came Back (2004). Featuring a great premise, the whole film is like watching the screenwriters fumble for ideas as if they expended all their energy just coming up with the original concept. Shame, really.

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The premise is that a bunch of recently deceased relatives of the current population have come back from the dead for no real reason and have decided to take up their old jobs and families. They're not bloody or gory zombies or anything like that. The whole film is about how society copes with the dead, but it's really poorly done and frustrating because the concept is cool.

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[QUOTE="TINYOWNSYOU"]

"Quigley"

In which Gary Busey dies and is reincarnated as a white Pomeranian.

No, I'm not joking.

Lord_Daemon

Hmmmm...gonna have to look that one up. Busey...didn't he make those 'Gingerdead Man' films as well? Gotta keep busy I s'pose. 

I think he did... I've never seen it though. But you're right, gotta pay the bills in between celebrity apprentice seasons... :P

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The Tree of Life.
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Iron Man 2. Utter Dump.

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#50 Canuck3000
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I'd say The Last Air Bender, but I didn't watch it to completion. The worst move I've seen all of is probably a zombie movie I saw before, I can't even remember the name of it, but it was horrible.