Why do girls look so soft like marshmallows?

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#1 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
When i look at a good looking girl they look so soft and cuddly. Why? Am i the only one? Does this apply to girls when they're looking at guys as well?
#2 Posted by BDM666 (7922 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.
#3 Posted by AgostonF (7256 posts) -
I'm confused..
#4 Posted by MoonSpoon (9970 posts) -
I noticed you said look rather than feel. Explain.
#5 Posted by GiygasFanima (1333 posts) -

Man I look like a big bucket of potatoes.

I'm surprised security let me pass them at the airport with the guns I'm packin.

#6 Posted by aaaaarrrrggggg (13979 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666

I always assumed they like being "imbetween" two crackers:lol:
#7 Posted by Candy-Star (4378 posts) -
Its only cause they're wearing white.
#8 Posted by miss_kitt3n (2717 posts) -
*pokes self*

Hmmmm
#9 Posted by AgostonF (7256 posts) -
*pokes self*

Hmmmm
miss_kitt3n
Hmmm indeed.
#10 Posted by 1337_ownage (1668 posts) -
[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]When i look at a good looking girl they look so soft and cuddly. Why? Am i the only one? Does this apply to girls when they're looking at guys as well?

yea i feel the same way
#11 Posted by I_love_tomatoes (79 posts) -
can you give me some of that stuff your on? please :)
#12 Posted by Nisstyre_56 (2849 posts) -
*some* do look cuddly and soft like a marshmallow
#13 Posted by PercivalCox (985 posts) -

[QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.aaaaarrrrggggg

I always assumed they like being "imbetween" two crackers:lol:

LMAO!

It's because women store their fat in different places than men, so they look cushier

#14 Posted by nightshade85 (5645 posts) -
little marshmallows that want credit cards and suck you dry
#15 Posted by Sir_Marwin (9734 posts) -
well this is something really surprising I'v heard in a while...when the hell did a complicated organism like the human being  look like sugar bunched up together in one soft package..... ahhhhh :):) SOOOOOFFFFTTTTT
#16 Posted by Kratos_Aurion56 (6050 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
:lol:mental images!
#17 Posted by miss_kitt3n (2717 posts) -
[QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.Kratos_Aurion56
:lol:mental images!



Are those guys or girls in your sig?
#18 Posted by dragonlife29 (14543 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
Is there a double entendre in there? :wink:
#19 Posted by Kratos_Aurion56 (6050 posts) -
[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.miss_kitt3n
:lol:mental images!



Are those guys or girls in your sig?

guys
#20 Posted by -Iconoclast- (6506 posts) -
I've never seen black or brown/yellow marshmallows
#21 Posted by PercivalCox (985 posts) -
[QUOTE="miss_kitt3n"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.Kratos_Aurion56
:lol:mental images!



Are those guys or girls in your sig?

guys

what pretty men...
#22 Posted by miss_kitt3n (2717 posts) -
[QUOTE="miss_kitt3n"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.Kratos_Aurion56
:lol:mental images!



Are those guys or girls in your sig?

guys



That's frickin' hot!
#23 Posted by krunkmastax (36027 posts) -
Hows that poking of yourself going miss kitten?
#24 Posted by stubby_01 (2731 posts) -
[QUOTE="Denjin_hadouken"]When i look at a good looking girl they look so soft and cuddly. Why? Am i the only one? Does this apply to girls when they're looking at guys as well?

I find that attractive in girls
#25 Posted by FlippenBricks (129 posts) -
cuz they are soft.....even softer in some areas
#26 Posted by camreeno360 (6850 posts) -
Yes got this feeling with some asian chicks in high school.
#27 Posted by southy787 (14565 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
He speaks the truth.
#28 Posted by geodisicdome (13663 posts) -
it could be that they are fatter than you.
#29 Posted by Sandro909 (15221 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666

Well the first part is right... kinda... 8)
#30 Posted by _dangerman_ (4067 posts) -
Do you mean they look like this?

#31 Posted by southy787 (14565 posts) -
Do you mean they look like this?

_dangerman_
OMG :o *is scarred for life*
#32 Posted by Canuck3000 (40562 posts) -
I tend...To think of them as people...Not food. >_>
#33 Posted by Sandro909 (15221 posts) -
Do you mean they look like this?

_dangerman_

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares. :?
#34 Posted by RogerC44 (2504 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
I found that amusing.
#35 Posted by campzor (34932 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
lololol
#36 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.BDM666
omg? You've done it too? These people wont understand what im talking about unless they've done this.
#37 Posted by Josh_345 (2877 posts) -
I find fat girls to be like that :D
#38 Posted by Ninja-Vox (16314 posts) -
Maybe because they're not all muscle-like? I'm not saying girls are weak or anything.... you know what i mean.
#39 Posted by Click_Clock (3632 posts) -
Do you mean they look like this?

_dangerman_
Yeah, my girlfriend, mother and sister looks just like that.
#40 Posted by priest17 (1045 posts) -
its obvious: you have a marshmallow fetish
#41 Posted by priest17 (1045 posts) -
[QUOTE="BDM666"]Because you want to impale them with a stick, hold them over a campfire and eat them.Kratos_Aurion56
:lol:mental images!

lol yaoi... .> *goes and reads a yaoi manga*
#42 Posted by GsSanAndreas (3075 posts) -
I love marshmallows
#43 Posted by OODALOOP (36349 posts) -
I've never seen black or brown/yellow marshmallows-Iconoclast-
You've never toasted one over a campfire?
#44 Posted by Funereal (530 posts) -
little marshmallows that want credit cards and suck you drynightshade85
You mean that in a metaphorical sense or literal? :P
#45 Posted by Koolsen (8054 posts) -
And the creepy thread of the day award goes to...
#46 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
And the creepy thread of the day award goes to...Koolsen
*waits in anticipation*
#47 Posted by heartcork (5514 posts) -
Well thats flattering.
#48 Posted by krunkmastax (36027 posts) -
Well thats flattering.heartcork
Bow chika wow wow!
#49 Posted by Denjin_hadouken (5927 posts) -
[QUOTE="heartcork"]Well thats flattering.KrunkMastaX
Bow chika wow wow!

I believe she was talking to me bub :evil: Thanks *tries to look cool*
#50 Posted by pyro185 (1129 posts) -
[QUOTE="nightshade85"]little marshmallows that want credit cards and suck you dryFunereal
You mean that in a metaphorical sense or literal? :P

:lol: simple and yet effective