Who'd make a better zombie: MJ or Bill Mays?

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#1 ParonoiaAgent
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I gotta go with MJ for being epic

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#2 Rekunta
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As much as I like MJ, I'd have to say.....MJ.

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#3 6_volts
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MJ, Bill Mays is lame.
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#4 ParonoiaAgent
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As much as I like MJ, I'd have to say.....MJ.

Rekunta

He'd turn into several diffrent people in several seconds blinding Billy, like in Black or White

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#5 AxeStrangler
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MJ, You've seen Thriller, right?
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#6 Buck_Hotep
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I have a feeling Billy Mays would end up being the running zombie type while MJ remained his classic Thriller slow zombie.

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#7 Duckman5
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MJ was a zombie.

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#8 ParonoiaAgent
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I have a feeling Billy Mays would end up being the running zombie type while MJ remained his classic Thriller slow zombie.

Buck_Hotep

Since when were people with vittiligo slow?

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#9 The_Zoid
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MJ man. He already can make me run the other direction. But his music is ace. :D
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#10 Buck_Hotep
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[QUOTE="Buck_Hotep"]

I have a feeling Billy Mays would end up being the running zombie type while MJ remained his classic Thriller slow zombie.

ParonoiaAgent

Since when were people with vittiligo slow?

A what?

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#11 ParonoiaAgent
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[QUOTE="ParonoiaAgent"]

[QUOTE="Buck_Hotep"]

I have a feeling Billy Mays would end up being the running zombie type while MJ remained his classic Thriller slow zombie.

Buck_Hotep

Since when were people with vittiligo slow?

A what?

It's a skin disease...the same one MJ had

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#12 Rekunta
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[QUOTE="Rekunta"]

As much as I like MJ, I'd have to say.....MJ.

ParonoiaAgent

He'd turn into several diffrent people in several seconds blinding Billy, like in Black or White

:lol:

Yea, he doesn't need to be a zombie at all.

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#13 Hungry_Jello
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MJ since has had previous experience being a zombie. Its not easy going from human to zombie and back.

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#14 -TheSecondSign-
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MJ has past experience as a zombie, not to mention the additional experience of also being both a black man and a white man.

He wins.

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#15 RenegadePatriot
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How could you not pick Jackson? Thriller anyone ?
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#16 ParonoiaAgent
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How could you not pick Jackson? Thriller anyone ?RenegadePatriot

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#17 jaredcsimpson
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I have to say Bill Mays. He has the power of Oxyclean.

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#18 -Sun_Tzu-
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I was going to say MJ, but then I just imagined a Billy Mays zombie and the thought of it brought the lulz.
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#19 newb16
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[QUOTE="Rekunta"]

As much as I like MJ, I'd have to say.....MJ.

ParonoiaAgent

He'd turn into several diffrent people in several seconds blinding Billy, like in Black or White

I lold
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#20 ParonoiaAgent
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[QUOTE="ParonoiaAgent"]

[QUOTE="Rekunta"]

As much as I like MJ, I'd have to say.....MJ.

newb16

He'd turn into several diffrent people in several seconds blinding Billy, like in Black or White

I lold

Yeah I'm funny!:D

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#21 dodgerblue13
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Thriller makes this argument moot.
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#22 fidosim
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MJ was sort of a zombie for a while in the Thriller video, wasn't he?
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#23 D3nnyCrane
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Billy Mays. I find men with beards unsettling enough. A zombie with a beard would do my head in.
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#24 newb16
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I have to say Bill Mays. He has the power of Oxyclean.

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The Oxyclean commercial guy? Please tell me your joking.
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#25 newb16
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[QUOTE="newb16"][QUOTE="ParonoiaAgent"]

He'd turn into several diffrent people in several seconds blinding Billy, like in Black or White

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Yeah I'm funny!:D

Just so you people know I am not a MJ hater, I just thought it was funny.
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#26 ALazyMonkey
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I would have to say Billy Mays. Sure there is Thriller and everything but look at the facts. MJ would jump in the middle of the street and start dancing and singing. Of course that sounds fun and great, but after a while, it would get old... With Billy Mays you would just be getting great products and low low prices.
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#27 newb16
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I would have to say Billy Mays. Sure there is Thriller and everything but look at the facts. MJ would jump in the middle of the street and start dancing and singing. Of course that sounds fun and great, but after a while, it would get old... With Billy Mays you would just be getting great products and low low prices.ALazyMonkey
So billy would be a zombie selling products?
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#28 ParonoiaAgent
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[QUOTE="ALazyMonkey"]I would have to say Billy Mays. Sure there is Thriller and everything but look at the facts. MJ would jump in the middle of the street and start dancing and singing. Of course that sounds fun and great, but after a while, it would get old... With Billy Mays you would just be getting great products and low low prices.newb16
So billy would be a zombie selling products?

But MJ would be breaking records

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#29 flamesrule12
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Moonwalking zombie=awesome. This question answers itself!

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#30 ParonoiaAgent
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Moonwalking zombie=awesome. This question answers itself!

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Amen to that

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#31 rcignoni
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MJ, have you seen Thriler?
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#32 ALazyMonkey
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[QUOTE="ALazyMonkey"]I would have to say Billy Mays. Sure there is Thriller and everything but look at the facts. MJ would jump in the middle of the street and start dancing and singing. Of course that sounds fun and great, but after a while, it would get old... With Billy Mays you would just be getting great products and low low prices.newb16
So billy would be a zombie selling products?

Yes, yes he would. Probably the brain filter or something like that...

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#33 Statutory_AP3
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As much as I love Billy Mays, I'd say Michael Jackson.
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#34 KHfanboy2
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Micheal Jackson. The Thriller!

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#35 Kamekazi_69
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As much as I love them both, there is no Contest

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#36 stevenk4k5
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We've all seen Thriller... No brainer.
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#37 avatar_genius
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Princess Diana

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#38 DJ-Lafleur
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Billy Mays would be an interesting zombie. He would take peoples' brains, and try to sell them to other zombies.

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#39 deactivated-60678a6f9e4d4
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Billy Mays would be a bloody annoying zombie. :P

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#40 Minishdriveby
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MJ was sort of a zombie for a while in the Thriller video, wasn't he?fidosim
Yes, he was also a werewolf.
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#41 Lief_Ericson
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Havent you seen Thriller? That should answer your question

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#42 nintendo-4life
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvP5tSMMRtY ... even if he was a skeleton... he would own.
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#43 Never3ndingLife
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MJ definately, he is still the man

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#44 L30KinG
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MJ already did it, so hes ready

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#45 Andehh_23
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Mj would be a bamf zombie. Not only was he a zombie before, he's DANCED as a zombie. And Taught lots of other zombies the dance moves. So not only would he be a BA zombie, he'd be king of zombies. Like he was the king of pop. End.

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#46 _en1gma_
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Are you joking? MJ no contest.
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#47 deactivated-59d151f079814
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MJ was already falling apart when he was alive, I can't imagine what a zombie form would be of MJ.
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#48 Wings_008
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MJ hands down, didn't you see Thriller
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#49 scorch-62
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Thriller + all of the surgery he had now in shambles = badass zombie. That's why I say MJ.
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#50 Scooter540
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MJ's already got the dance down so ya,him.