Which is the scariest fast food mascot?

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Poll Which is the scariest fast food mascot? (13 votes)

Ronald McDonald 69%
The Burger King 31%

On the one hand you have a classic clown psychopathic killer in Ronald, which is always a family favourite.

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Here he is when he was very young just after he was discovered, sleeping in a bin /(dumpster) behind one of the original restaurants, next door to the local primary school.

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Here is Ronald offering a small boy some flowers.

But I'm drawn to The Burger King because he has a giant head that says "I'm in charge, sugar. Strap yourself in, this could take a while."

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Her is the Burger King just about to start his night.

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This image is particularly chilling, as you can see two animals have already been slain and you can see he's just getting started.

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#1 mrbojangles25
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Ronald, by a landslide.

Not just because clowns are creepy. But because his actions are creepy. It's just a bad mascot.

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#2 mandzilla  Moderator
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Ronald Mcdonald is the stuff of nightmares, makes Pennywise look like a boyscout.

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#3 Dr_Van_Nostrand
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...;)

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#4 omegaMaster
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Ronald McDonald. What a scary bugger.

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#5 Jackamomo
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@dr_van_nostrand: sorry Dr. It was late and I thought there would be more than 2 really scary ones. Maybe you could try inventing a fun and interesting post, huh?!

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#6 robert_sparkes
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Remember Ronald McDonald used to show up on a Saturday in my local McDonalds used to avoid him at every opportunity.

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#7  Edited By kriggy
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I didn't even know how the Burger King looked like until I read through this thread...

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#8 VFighter
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Neither unless you really have to grow a pair.

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#9 judaspete
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Dave

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#10 Dr_Van_Nostrand
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@jackamomo:

I’m told I know too much and that I could teach a lesson in psychology. You see I have this group of people which had organized a harassment campaign and now they wonder how I have put them in check.

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#11  Edited By shellcase86
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Of those two? The King -- that dead stare is nightmare fuel.

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#13  Edited By with_teeth26
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Ronald came to mind right away when I saw the thread title

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#14 DaVillain  Moderator
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Ronald looks like Bozo the Clown wannabe try hard. The King on the other hand scars me to death because his game Sneak King was just too damn scary!

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#15 JustPlainLucas
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Burger King. They made a video game all about him creeping up on people....

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#16 deactivated-5e90a3763ea91
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This thing.

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#17 comp_atkins
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the answer is grimace

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#18 MuD3
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You forgot Grimace and for some reason the Michelin Man...