What would America be like if Alex Jones was president?

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#1 Edited by uninspiredcup (8893 posts) -

Why not make this fellow president for a while?

#2 Edited by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

#3 Posted by airshocker (29861 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

#4 Posted by Iszdope (10121 posts) -

Heh.

Awesome.

#5 Posted by Nuck81 (5861 posts) -

Who?

There is more than one stupid fat bastard conservative on the radio?

#6 Posted by toast_burner (21725 posts) -

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

telling everyone you pooped your pants is also exercising your freedom of speech.

#7 Edited by airshocker (29861 posts) -

@toast_burner said:

telling everyone you pooped your pants is also exercising your freedom of speech.

Are you suggesting I should be ashamed of my right to free speech? Because that is what GazaAli is suggesting.

#8 Posted by jasean79 (2375 posts) -

It would never happen. He knows too much.

#9 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

#10 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@airshocker said:

@toast_burner said:

telling everyone you pooped your pants is also exercising your freedom of speech.

Are you suggesting I should be ashamed of my right to free speech? Because that is what GazaAli is suggesting.

That is a very strange way to comprehend my initial post.

#11 Edited by airshocker (29861 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

No it's not. Why would I be embarrassed with somebody speaking freely? I'm not forced to believe in what he says. I'm not forced to agree with it. I'm not even forced to care about what he says. So what exactly is supposed to be embarrassing for me? I'm pretty damn proud I live in a place where people can't be murdered and silenced by their government, or some religion, for what they say.

#12 Posted by airshocker (29861 posts) -
@GazaAli said:

That is a very strange way to comprehend my initial post.


Considering you've very recently spoken out against people having freedom I don't think it's strange at all.

#13 Posted by Newhopes (4579 posts) -

Problem with Alex Jones he talks about some valid points but those points are mixed in with crap and tin hat stuff while ranting like a lunatic.

#14 Posted by jasean79 (2375 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

This video is a bad example and not an accurate representation of the TV/radio personality that he is. He does a weekly radio show on various issues and yes, he does delve into what some consider "conspiracy theories". While I don't agree with everything the man has to say, he does address some pretty interesting viewpoints.

I'd suggest watching 'The Obama Deception' on YouTube. That was a documentary done by Alex Jones and I have to say, it really does make you think about what goes on behind the scenes.

#15 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

No it's not. Why would I be embarrassed with somebody speaking freely? I'm not forced to believe in what he says. I'm not forced to agree with it. I'm not even forced to care about what he says. So what exactly is supposed to be embarrassing for me? I'm pretty damn proud I live in a place where people can't be murdered and silenced by their government, or some religion, for what they say.

What an odd point of view. I think its pretty straightforward for most people why it would be embarrassing to witness a public figure who is widely viewed and listened to speaking in public in this manner. It violates civility, classiness and promotes savagery and indecency. You're certainly not forced to either believe in, agree with or care about what he says. But that is not to say that you can't have a feeling towards the whole thing. In fact you cannot not have a feeling if you're a healthy and elevated individual with properly cultivated faculties. I have to say I'm highly contemptuous and disdainful of this kind of mind numbing apathy. Its conducive to nothing but mental degradation and inevitable demoralization. If you do not train your consciousness and your faculties to distinguish between what is right and wrong, what is advantageous and disadvantageous, what is virtuous and depraved...etc it will eventually lose its ability to discern such distinctions and the individual will be forced into perpetual descent and decay, lacking the ability of seeing things for what they truly are and condemning himself to mediocrity and inferiority.

#16 Posted by toast_burner (21725 posts) -

@airshocker said:

@toast_burner said:

telling everyone you pooped your pants is also exercising your freedom of speech.

Are you suggesting I should be ashamed of my right to free speech? Because that is what GazaAli is suggesting.

No I'm suggesting that having Alex Jones as your elected leader would be embarrassing. You'd be better off electing a platypus.

#17 Posted by Master_Live (14782 posts) -

9/11 was an inside job.

#18 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@airshocker said:
@GazaAli said:

That is a very strange way to comprehend my initial post.

Considering you've very recently spoken out against people having freedom I don't think it's strange at all.

I knew you'd make a reference to that false apprehension of yours.

#19 Posted by PannicAtack (21037 posts) -

Wouldn't that make him complicit in the things he rails against?

#20 Posted by Flubbbs (3137 posts) -

Alex Jones is just a shill and does nothing but spread misinformation and talks half truths

#21 Posted by 35cent (916 posts) -

It would be a country I would never visit. That guy is barking mad. Luckily, I doubt Americans would be stupid enough to actually elect him.

#22 Edited by HoolaHoopMan (7805 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

Sure he's embarrassing. That's what happens in a society with larger boundaries of free speech, there's going to be loonies.

#23 Edited by InEMplease (6342 posts) -

It's already been rigged to be Hilary.

Heh, imagine she gets elected. mfw :O

#24 Edited by lostrib (37484 posts) -

This dude is a nutbag

#25 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@HoolaHoopMan said:

@GazaAli said:

@airshocker said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

There's nothing embarrassing about someone exercising their right to free speech.

There's nothing embarrassing about the act of exerting such a right. But that is a separate issue and is kind of unrelated to this specific instance. We're dealing here with a particular and specific instance of the exertion of such a right and thus we're judging that and nothing else. Do you find Alex Jones in this video to be embarrassing or not?

Sure he's embarrassing. That's what happens in a society with larger boundaries of free speech, there's going to be loonies.

So all things considered, he is embarrassing. To suggest otherwise is delusional I think.

#26 Edited by Treflis (11571 posts) -

Deaf.

#27 Posted by Dogswithguns (10780 posts) -

Maybe he talks too much.. I can talk sh8t too youknow,

#28 Posted by ferrari2001 (16964 posts) -

I think the US government needs to forge Rob Ford an American birth certificate and he needs to run for president. He'd be the best president ever!

#29 Edited by uninspiredcup (8893 posts) -

@lostrib said:

This dude is a nutbag

It's just like system wars.

#30 Edited by xdude85 (4427 posts) -

Holy shit, this guy is fucking nuts.

#31 Posted by wis3boi (31456 posts) -

@toast_burner said:

@airshocker said:

@toast_burner said:

telling everyone you pooped your pants is also exercising your freedom of speech.

Are you suggesting I should be ashamed of my right to free speech? Because that is what GazaAli is suggesting.

No I'm suggesting that having Alex Jones as your elected leader would be embarrassing. You'd be better off electing a platypus.

I was going to say electing a big yelling cartoon would be embarrassing, but we've already done that multiple times.

#32 Edited by LordQuorthon (5346 posts) -

@GazaAli: You shut up, Mister muslim terrorist evildoer! Y DO U HATE ARE FREEDOMS UH? Y? Y? Don't you want an extra side of DEMOCRACY with that Big Mac? OF COURSE NOT, MISTER EVILDOER MUSLIM TERRORIST! HEY WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED ELECTIONS FREEDOM!!!!!

Man, Airshocker rocks. Lots of fun for a very reasonable price.

#33 Posted by TruthTellers (3397 posts) -

This topic isn't worth discussing. Alex Jones would end up dying in a car crash days before the election.

#34 Posted by HailtotheQueen (253 posts) -

@uninspiredcup said:

Why not make this fellow president for a while?

I know both conservatives and liberals say this all the time but I truly mean it....... I would move to Canada. LOL

#35 Edited by TruthTellers (3397 posts) -

Put this in the White House and nobody will fuck with America for a long, long time.

#36 Posted by clone01 (24829 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

Its his right to say it. He may be an idiot, but one can always choose not to listen to him.

#37 Edited by HailtotheQueen (253 posts) -

Actually I take back what i said.... Canada wouldn't be far enough away from this lunatic with nukes at his disposal. I'd move to Antarctica.

#38 Posted by TruthTellers (3397 posts) -

@hailtothequeen said:

Actually I take back what i said.... Canada wouldn't be far enough away from this lunatic with nukes at his disposal. I'd move to Antarctica.

So, you would move to the South Pole if Alex Jones became president of the US, a position that requires more than just his approval to use nuclear weapons but wouldn't if Iran has nukes and threatens daily that they will use them? Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

#39 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@clone01 said:

@GazaAli said:

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be for Americans to have such a looney fuck going in public saying all this crazy shit while screaming like a mental patient.

Its his right to say it. He may be an idiot, but one can always choose not to listen to him.

Which again has no bearing to whether its embarrassing or not to have such a looney appear on television and radio shows addressing the entire nation.

#40 Posted by GazaAli (22956 posts) -

@LordQuorthon said:

@GazaAli: You shut up, Mister muslim terrorist evildoer! Y DO U HATE ARE FREEDOMS UH? Y? Y? Don't you want an extra side of DEMOCRACY with that Big Mac? OF COURSE NOT, MISTER EVILDOER MUSLIM TERRORIST! HEY WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED ELECTIONS FREEDOM!!!!!

Man, Airshocker rocks. Lots of fun for a very reasonable price.

You forgot the part where I'm a threat to your lifestyle rofl

I will crawl back to my cave for the time being, but I assure you, you haven't seen the last of me!

#41 Posted by HailtotheQueen (253 posts) -

@TruthTellers said:

@hailtothequeen said:

Actually I take back what i said.... Canada wouldn't be far enough away from this lunatic with nukes at his disposal. I'd move to Antarctica.

So, you would move to the South Pole if Alex Jones became president of the US, a position that requires more than just his approval to use nuclear weapons but wouldn't if Iran has nukes and threatens daily that they will use them? Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

You have Iran confused with North Korea. Show me links to threats of nuclear strikes from Iran because I haven't seen them. No, I actually wouldn't be worried about Iran because I am pretty sure they aren't insane. based on their history in the past decade or so, I think its safe to say they are going to do what is best for Iran and that doesn't include getting into a major world war that they would lose. Now someone like Kim Jong Un could be dangerous with nukes because he really does seem to be insane and delusional. I'm sure he honestly believes that NK could go to war with the entire world and win. LOL Mental illness seems to be a problem in that family. Most countries just say things for political purposes, like all of the posturing with Vladimir Putin. Despite all of his tough talk over the years, he isn't ever going to start a war with the U.S. and vice versa because its not in his best interests or ours either. Alex Jones is insane like the leader of North Korea so, yeah, I would be worried about him being in office.

#42 Edited by lamprey263 (24130 posts) -

there's be FEMA death camps for anybody suspected of being an inter-dimensional reptilian shape-shifters

#43 Posted by HailtotheQueen (253 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

there's be FEMA death camps for anybody suspected of being an inter-dimensional reptilian shape-shifters

Wait, I thought reptilians were running the FEMA death camps? Or are they the ones creating hurricanes with the weather-control machines? LOL

#44 Posted by TruthTellers (3397 posts) -

@hailtothequeen said:

@TruthTellers said:

@hailtothequeen said:

Actually I take back what i said.... Canada wouldn't be far enough away from this lunatic with nukes at his disposal. I'd move to Antarctica.

So, you would move to the South Pole if Alex Jones became president of the US, a position that requires more than just his approval to use nuclear weapons but wouldn't if Iran has nukes and threatens daily that they will use them? Did you forget to take your meds this morning?

You have Iran confused with North Korea. Show me links to threats of nuclear strikes from Iran because I haven't seen them. No, I actually wouldn't be worried about Iran because I am pretty sure they aren't insane. based on their history in the past decade or so, I think its safe to say they are going to do what is best for Iran and that doesn't include getting into a major world war that they would lose. Now someone like Kim Jong Un could be dangerous with nukes because he really does seem to be insane and delusional. I'm sure he honestly believes that NK could go to war with the entire world and win. LOL Mental illness seems to be a problem in that family. Most countries just say things for political purposes, like all of the posturing with Vladimir Putin. Despite all of his tough talk over the years, he isn't ever going to start a war with the U.S. and vice versa because its not in his best interests or ours either. Alex Jones is insane like the leader of North Korea so, yeah, I would be worried about him being in office.

I don't think Un of NK is crazy, I just think he's stupid and has no brain. North Korea is in the same class as Iran and having either country with nuclear weapons is bad for the safety of the world.

Anyway, Alex Jones wouldn't use nuclear weapons, but there's no point in arguing about this because he's not going to become the POTUS ever.

#45 Edited by lamprey263 (24130 posts) -

@hailtothequeen said:

@lamprey263 said:

there's be FEMA death camps for anybody suspected of being an inter-dimensional reptilian shape-shifters

Wait, I thought reptilians were running the FEMA death camps? Or are they the ones creating hurricanes with the weather-control machines? LOL

#46 Posted by Shottayouth13- (6805 posts) -

Grand Theft Auto with the 'all pedestrians have gun cheat' activated.

#47 Edited by Serraph105 (28143 posts) -

I'm gonna say it would be pretty shitty.

#48 Edited by uninspiredcup (8893 posts) -

@TruthTellers said:

Put this in the White House and nobody will fuck with America for a long, long time.

The greatest 14 seconds humanity has ever known.

#49 Posted by HailtotheQueen (253 posts) -

This guy is mentally unstable... LOL

#50 Posted by SUD123456 (4486 posts) -

Nothing would change, except maybe more comedy material. Congress would be just as paralyzed and bereft of leadership. Alex Jones and the Tea Party could duke it out for stupidest statements ever, but that's about it.