What is something about yourself no one knows?

One of my secrets is that I gave slept with my boss. Who is married to my other boss. I also spend alot of time thinking about myself. Alot of people think I am thinking about others.

Go back to your planet Alpha Ceph.

Both my nipples are on the inside my legs.

I don't know why everyone is so hostel. I am trying to be a normal person. One thing people don't know about me, is how crazy I really am. I hide it really well.

I would love for someone to give slept to me. I haven't had slept in a long time. I sure could go for some slept.

Aren't you the same dude who was complaining about your spouse cheating on you ?

Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, Little Ball of Furrr.

I often lack empathy.

Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, eyematter sucks...

@eyematter: Just found a picture of you

That I secretly want to be supreme ruler and dictator of the world HAHAhAHAHAHA!! coughcough *chokes* HAHA coughcough

I always do a "test" fart by letting out just a tiny bit of air and if it's not a juicy one I let it rip. But for some reason I always get food poisoning whenever I go to someones place for a BBQ cookout I always get a nasty case of diarrhea and I've crapped myself every time.

@thehig1 said:

@eyematter: Just found a picture of you

That game looks boring, but that is very funny.

People around me think that i think too much because i am always looking here and there and not present where i am but really i am just sleeping with my eyes open. Too bad that doesn't work with girls.

But If I told you then it would no longer be something about me that nobody knows and therefor I wouldn't have answered the question in the first place.

If I tell you then it won't be something no one knows......

Ive done that before its gross isn't it.

Sometimes you gamble and lose. I shart myself at least once a year and I'm in my late 30s.

It's "hostile" and we are "hostile" because the stories in all of your threads are obviously fabricated.

lol

could you imagine doing this at work and you stay an hour away lol, one of my managers shit in his clothes at work and had to go out the back door so no one would see him lol

My spiritual beliefs.

My farts smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.