What is on your desk right now???

A computer, a monitor, two speakers, a remote control, a camera, two pens, 3 keys, an access card, my cell phone, 2 Li-Ion batteries, a notebook, a keyboard, a mouse, the communist manifesto, half of a pizza and a dirty napkin.

edit: and a router

There's a ton of crap on my desk (it's tall and has a lot of room for filing and piling), so let's see...

I have my monitor, speakers, my mouse and keyboard (they pull out from inside the desk), a few flashdrives, a can of Diet Mountain Dew that I'm working on, a candle, a bunch of papers, some awards from Latin Club, my printer, my Harry Potter books, some software, a bunch of Sharpies, a hair brush, some pep band music, my camera, a USB cord, my Pokemon card collection, a pack of gum, a bottle of nail polish, my phone, my retainer case, my glasses case, etc.

It probably sounds like my desk is a major mess, but it's actually fairly organized...there's just a lot of stuff there.

Umm, let us see...

A scissor, ruler, 4x pens, glue to fix bicycle tire holes, ordinary screwdriver, a bit screwdriver with 24 different bits, sunglasses, calculator, a phone contact, an small bag full of screws and small magnets, mini LED flashlight, medicine for skin allergy, some big pencils, some electric device I use for my ''internet bank'', an old AMD processor case filled with important CDs, 9x empty CD cases, my wallet, my mobile phone, external 500gb harddrive, monitor, ~50 burning CDs (from a 100-pack or something), flashlight, alarm clock, mini portable AM radio, 3m measure tape, xbox 360 controller, xbox 360 headset, some devices you use to connect wires with, some paper I write notes on, Left4Dead game, manual for Crysis Warhead, empty plastic box, old half-broken headset, powerball, a few notebooks, ''The road to the car licence'' book and other few books, my headset and at last a portable notebook adjustable LED light.

Damn, that was a lot, but my desk is very clean and tidy, and it's just a little over 1m long:)

On my desk includes a couple of random things on its shelves below (Not the drawer, that would take 2 hours to type up).

Monitor (with webcam on top), 3 speakers and a subwoofer, headphones, keyboard, mouse, Xbox 360 and a controller, camera, cloth, wireless router, darth vadar bobble head, external HDD, computer tower, another 360 controller, a couple of power bricks, DOCSIS modem, and a glass. Its relatively clean atm, which is a nice change

Let's see...

Physics book, printer, tissue box, two packs of printing paper (one is unopened, blue marker, short pencil, cellphone, wallet, Legos, ethernet dongle, house phone, computer, modem, router, camera, a cup with a pink highlighter in it, toy top, invisible ink bottle, a few quarters, a CD case, and an automatic pencil sharpener.

All of the tools needed for being a nerd. :P