This is kind of gross, but...

did you ever have a fart that smelled really bad but for some reason there was something about the smell that was just so satisfying?

Yeah, I haven't either...

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did you steal Korvus' kush again!?

@dylandr: I have no idea what you're saying and google was less than helpful on the matter.

@MuD3: Kush = Weed

@dylandr: that much I know... korvus must be a user i'm not familiar with then?

@MuD3: @korvus is a moderator, but not just a moderator he is the most lovable of them all :3

@dylandr: stop ass kissing boy

@killerk1ng: you must have been gone for some time, nice to meet you but Korvus and me have a special bromance so let me have my moment!

My farts smell really bad I fart 24/7

if you farts are toxic, you might wanna reconsider your current platform of nourishment

anyhoo it makes sense that you're attracted to the smell of toxic farts, the poignant aroma of fresh feces can be an aphrodisiac to people

@BiancaDK: dr.BiancaDK xD can we have a medicall thread we can ask you stuff in? xD

@dylandr: only if the medical questions somehow relate to counterstrike and dust2

@BiancaDK: ok good: I dominated someone and now i have a bullet in my shoulder, what should i do?

@dylandr: ... counterstrike is serious business, sir

@BiancaDK: i killed the whole enemy team with one galil magazine once... 18 men 30 bullets!

@dylandr: that's just flat out crazy bro

i done did 6 guys waltzing out of doubledoors with 1 clip in my 7-shot deagle

that's hardly as impressive as you though xD

I imagine that takes a special kind of person...

@BiancaDK: it was a bit of panic as one trew a flashbang (i had impressed russians clapping and angry russians calling me aimbot) xD

@dylandr: 18 guys with 1 clip is heaton like skills, i'm surprised they didn't ban you

@BiancaDK: got away with a kick (and a 120 minute timeout from the server):p

@dylandr: lol the french would have banned you for life

@BiancaDK: nah, i have enough french friends to defend me!

(to destroy the enemy you have to become the enemy, or atleast have an ally that is)

@dylandr: french friends ...

... Dylan, there can be no peace between the sheep and wolf

the overall point of cs is to put virtual bullets into french people

@BiancaDK: Sometimes a hunter needs to gain trust so he can betray it... and feel the blood on his weapon!

Seriously guys? Fart and dick smell? I know we have low quality standards for threads in OT but let's not embarrass ourselves...we're not 10 years old anymore (if you are, you shouldn't be here =P)

Sorry, but this is a lock..