List, NAO.
1.)In high school I worked at Chuck E Cheese and did costume appearances quite a bit. Costume appearances were when I would go someplace like to a carnival or a fair and pass out these horrible coupons to people while dressed up like Chuck E Cheese. Well one time I was booked to go out to this campus for the mentally challenged and participate in a parade they were having. I was supposed to get on the back of a fire truck while in costume and wave at all the families while we went down the parade route. I put my rat suit on and was waiting on the back of the truck for the thing to start when I heard some people shout "CHUUUUUUCKEEEEEE!!" from behind. I turned around and saw a gaggle of full grown reatards running full speed at me. Their arms were flailing, drool flying from the corners of their mouths, and huge scary eyes that were locked directly on me. These were big ****ing retards. I started to yell at the firemen to get us the hell out of there and they started to move the truck down the parade route but it was too late. 2 of 'em already got on the truck with me and were beating the living **** out of me. I was screaming for someone to help me and I swear to god one of the firemen told me to "Throw them off the god damn truck!" Again we were moving but I did it anyway. I chucked the first retard and he hit his head on the pavement. The other one I had to beat off the truck using the head of my costume. Unfortunately this all happened in front of the visiting families and campus staff...... I got fired the next day. I also had an incident where I attacked some Boy Scouts at a jamboree of theirs dressed as Chuck E so that probably helped in their decision to get rid of me.
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