The LOLcats Bible Translation: Why does this exist?

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#1 fidosim
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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis

I've just been made aware of an effort to translate the entire Bible into LoLcats broken English. I'd like to hear your thoughts

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My life is now complete.
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#3 linkthewindow
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I can't understand it, but I have an urge to show this to my school's preacher.
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My life is also complete.
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#5 fidosim
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So so far i've got Smashbros and Riotmaker on board to commit suicide with me? I'll get the hammer.
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#6 n00b_bi22o
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oh... my... god...

this is awesome

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#7 Blaze787
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I'm Christian, and I think that's seriously cute :lol: I wonder what God would think?

edit: lol, I found the verse from my sig...

"Bee rly trusty wif Ceiling Cat, cuz he iz gots da smarts, wai smrter dan yuz. Yu no wissen to yuzself." 8)

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#8 MissRiotmaker
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I'm Christian, and I think that's seriously cute :lol: I wonder what God would think?Blaze787
Ceiling cat would think "Fienelly, tey wrote ta trooth."
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#9 spidermonkey11
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I am go to read all of IT!!!!
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#11 Bloodbath_87
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LOL, Leviticus 19...:lol: This is great. Uh oh. :o
An cain told abel his brothr wot happnd.

An 1 day when they were out in da field, cain got all up in abels face, An totally pwnzd him.

An Ceiling Cat said "cain, where iz abel?" An cain sed, "i dono. xqz me i iz not camping abel all teh time."
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#12 TheLordRagnarok
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That was the most useless thing I have ever seen... So pointless it's brilliant.
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#13 its_me_
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Oh my god...
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#14 its_me_
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This begs the question...is there a 1337 speak Bible as well?
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#15 linkthewindow
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This begs the question...is there a 1337 speak Bible as well?its_me_
I remember reading about that... 1337 Bible.
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#16 Whicker89
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Wow, I never thought I would ever see that.
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#17 fidosim
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I'm so bored...I might actually help them fill some of it in tomorrow. I've got a real Bible handy. :P
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#19 Rattlesnake_8
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I tried reading it but my eyes started to hurt after the first 3 words.
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#20 kruesader
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This is one of the greatest things ever, bookmarked, my life is perfect.
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#21 KumaJr
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I can now die a happy man, knowing that one day I will meet the one true lord...Ceiling Cat!
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#22 hormagaunt
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this is freaking AWESOME! Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
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#23 123625
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Best bible ever... And i lol'd.

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#24 Hewkii
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if they publish it I'd buy it.
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#25 mindstorm
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I highly doubt they went about it through the normal translating method from Greek and Hebrew into ...lolcats. I'm honestly not sure what to think of this "version" though... I'm absolutely certain I'd use it while preaching if only for the comic value though. (yes, I do preach occasionally, did last Sunday actually).

Wow, they changed my favorite Bible verse, 1 Peter 3:15, to "Make sure that if ppl are leik wtf? U tell them bout Ceiling Cat."

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#26 tofu-lion91
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I can see how some would be offended by this but I think it's hilarious :lol:
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#27 Mr_sprinkles
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Brick testament > that
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I feel like my life is complete.
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#29 mindstorm
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Brick testament > thatMr_sprinkles

That is amazing... There is no doubt I'll be using some of those for visual illustrations one day...

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#30 linkthewindow
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I highly doubt they went about it through the normal translating method from Greek and Hebrew into ...lolcats. I'm honestly not sure what to think of this "version" though... I'm absolutely certain I'd use it while preaching if only for the comic value though. (yes, I do preach occasionally, did last Sunday actually).

Wow, they changed my favorite Bible verse, 1 Peter 3:15, to "Make sure that if ppl are leik wtf? U tell them bout Ceiling Cat."

mindstorm
17 If u is one wit teh Ceiling Cat then u old self is gone and a nu one tooked its place. I challenge you to make that your sig :P.
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#31 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]

I highly doubt they went about it through the normal translating method from Greek and Hebrew into ...lolcats. I'm honestly not sure what to think of this "version" though... I'm absolutely certain I'd use it while preaching if only for the comic value though. (yes, I do preach occasionally, did last Sunday actually).

Wow, they changed my favorite Bible verse, 1 Peter 3:15, to "Make sure that if ppl are leik wtf? U tell them bout Ceiling Cat."

linkthewindow

17 If u is one wit teh Ceiling Cat then u old self is gone and a nu one tooked its place. I challenge you to make that your sig :P.

lol, I'll look into it. I won't replace the picture I already have but I might add something.

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