The greatest philosopher of all time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGqY2PWFPA&feature=user

His words of wisdom will blow your mind. I just felt the need to share this with all of you.

Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

MythofSisyphus

What? If Plato is so great then why isn't he in youtube huh?

Chuck Norris..or Richard Nixon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But If you want a real philosopher.......The greatest of 'em all..............its........definetly not me....but.....

.......i forgot his name..

Dissapointed, I actually wanted to see a flourishing debate...Danold

Yeah sadly this isnt the place for it. I doubt many people here could name any philosophers, let alone their contributions.

Al Bundy

Oh, you weren't actually asking us to name one. Oh well, it stays. :P

Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

MythofSisyphus

[QUOTE="MythofSisyphus"]Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

foxhound_fox

Umm....Sun Tzu?! Zampano?

Just pulling geniuses out of my ass here.

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[spoiler] Oh ho ho! It would seem I have captured you in some April Fools tomfoolery! There is no Miley Cyrus to be found anywhere abroad. I am profoundly apologetic but presuppose this antic was worth your despondency. [/spoiler]

My fellows, I pondered many ravishing dialectic arguments for the inquiry presented forth to this gang of fine gentlemen. What I have uncovered was a dreadfully misleading debacle. I am most deluded and will be adequately tentative hereafter of forthcoming altercations. Miley Cyrus, anyone?

Oh ho ho! It would seem I have captured you in some April Fools tomfoolery! There is no Miley Cyrus to be found anywhere abroad. I am profoundly apologetic but presuppose this antic was worth your despondency.

Sexy_Pirate

Sir, April Fools Day ended three hours ago.

Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

MythofSisyphus

Awwww... I thought this was going to be a serious topic sparking a philosophical debate. Well I'll go ahead and make it into one.

Plato. (Generic, I know)

MythofSisyphus

Lol, same here.

I already had the majority of my "How does one measure one philosopher against another?" speech ready...

Domatron is of course. Where is he now? I've carved a bust of him from my soap bar.

[QUOTE="Sexy_Pirate"]

My fellows, I pondered many ravishing dialectic arguments for the inquiry presented forth to this gang of fine gentlemen. What I have uncovered was a dreadfully misleading debacle. I am most deluded and will be adequately tentative hereafter of forthcoming altercations. Miley Cyrus, anyone?

Oh ho ho! It would seem I have captured you in some April Fools tomfoolery! There is no Miley Cyrus to be found anywhere abroad. I am profoundly apologetic but presuppose this antic was worth your despondency.

ElArab

Sir, April Fools Day ended three hours ago.

My good man,

It is with great regrettance that I realize my jocular humdinger has maneuvered over your head due to the hour of the day!

Soulja boy. words of wisdom can be found here.Xeros606

Me: "Soulja Boy, what is the meaning of life?"

Soulja Boy: "Put some D's on it"

Me: "Oh"

Soulja Boy: "Yah Trick Yah"

Jesus Christ was the greatest of all time. He said, "I am THE way, THE truth, and THE life. No man comes to the Father except through me." Him being God helps as well. :Dmaheo30

Oh, I'll answer. Rene Descartes.

"I think, therefore I am."

A philisophical statement that not only boggles the mind, but makes perfect sense.