So upon reading the news today about the abortion bill in Texas being overturned, I came across this little tidbit:
The legislature was able to accomplish another aspect of their pro-life agenda though, a ban on male masturbation.
The new measure will go into effect on January 1, 2014 which will make many forms of male masturbation illegal. Exceptions include sperm donations, which now must only be performed at a designated hospital facility.
Those found in violation of the new law could be sentenced up to two years in prison.
Legislators were hopeful they would be able to have time to pass another bill which would have nullified Obamacare, the federal legislation in which many are decrying as government getting in between people and their doctor and making healthcare decisions for people.
Ahhh...you silly little neo-cons. It'd be cute if it wasn't so infuriating.