Teacher caught me with my pot at school today.....

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#1 Tauruslink
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It looks like this

She wasn't too happy. Said it could break and cut someone.

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-Echoes-
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#5 WhiteSnake5000
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Well, one time I ate pot and didn't get caught because I ate it.
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#7 CoolSkAGuy
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teh lulz and teh fadz begin1!
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Cherokee_Jack
-Yeah-
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#9 AnObscureName
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-lone man coughing politely-
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#10 JigglyWiggly_
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I lol'd :D
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-random cellphone ringing-

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#12 Messiahbolical-
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My girlfriend got a lot praise the other day for smoking crack. The crack looked something like this...

:roll:

You can probably make 1000 drug refrence puns, but they're all really corny and lame.

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-random cellphone ringing-

thelastguy

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#14 warbmxjohn
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basketball

This guy just loves shooting up.

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#15 AnObscureName
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-guy answering cellphone; "Yeah hey Sally...No I'm stuck here for a while...no...no it's pretty lame. Guess I'll see after this guy finishes"-
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#16 Cherokee_Jack
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basketball

This guy just loves shooting up.

warbmxjohn

This dude got so high back in the 60s.

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#17 -FlyLo-
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-Distant fat guy snoring-

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#18 zanzibar_land
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Do you mean like this one:

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#19 rgd51
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ok this is pointless. i thought u were talking about weed.
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#20 zanzibar_land
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And as exactly, my prediction comes true.

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#21 best-gam3r
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ok this is pointless. i thought u were talking about weed.rgd51
OOOOOOOOOh!
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#22 quadraleap
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You silly goose.
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#23 warbmxjohn
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You silly goose. quadraleap

silly goose

Like this? :P

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#24 quadraleap
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Like this? :Pwarbmxjohn
lol, yah...that works. =D
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#25 samuraiguns
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I hope this is the last of these threads.

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#26 Sway-
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Theres been to many of these threads today.
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#27 Stesilaus
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A teacher caught me playing with my tool today.

It looks like this.

She wasn't too happy. She said I might hurt somebody with it.

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#28 kingdre
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I lol'd :DJigglyWiggly_
*elbows JigglyWiggly* Sssshhhh!
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#29 warbmxjohn
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A teacher caught me playing with my tool today.

It looks like this.

She wasn't too happy. She said I might hurt somebody with it.

Stesilaus

Well, you shouldn't be screwin' around in school. :|

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#30 jasperrussell
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My girlfriend got a lot praise the other day for smoking crack. The crack looked something like this...

:roll:

You can probably make 1000 drug refrence puns, but they're all really corny and lame.

Messiahbolical-

yeah but I lol'd

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#31 HitomiChan
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umm.. i lol'd.. :P

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#32 Messiahbolical-
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[QUOTE="Messiahbolical-"]

My girlfriend got a lot praise the other day for smoking crack. The crack looked something like this...

:roll:

You can probably make 1000 drug refrence puns, but they're all really corny and lame.

jasperrussell

yeah but I lol'd

That's becasue I bring the lulz, OP does not. =/

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#33 choffy
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Oh god. So. Much. Win.
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- Baby crying in the distance -

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#35 karriston
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You know that scene in The Happening where a guy shoots himself in the head, then someone else walks over, picks up the gun and does the same? Then another person, then another person and so on... I imagine that's happening in the homes of everyone who read that "joke", such is the level of it's terribility (so what if it's not a word?).
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#36 Lonelynight
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I lol'd.
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#37 bbkid8330
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Hella Dumb. Nuff Said

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#38 FragStains
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-We're still on these fad threads from yesterday, huh?-
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#39 deactivated-59506133570df
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My girlfriend got a lot praise the other day for smoking crack. The crack looked something like this...

:roll:

You can probably make 1000 drug refrence puns, but they're all really corny and lame.

Messiahbolical-

lol, she'd probably kill you if she saw that you put this on the internet.

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#40 Kenny789
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Posted it once, will post again

nice

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#41 ramboturd72
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Man what's up with all the fad threads today?

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#43 1bigsmoke55
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why so many threads like this?

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#44 IveDatedUrMom
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Know something, if I could, I would reach through the TCs' monitor and slap him in the face for making such a bad, lame joke. Such serious matters can hardly be mixed with some decent humour, and this one's not the exception.

I wonder how you'll react when you start smoking some real pot.

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#46 blooddog28
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lol that was funny!!!
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*cough* *cough*

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#48 RiseAgainst12
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fad threads ramboturd72
You hit the nail on the head there.
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#49 awssk8er716
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basketball

This guy just loves shooting up.

warbmxjohn

Hehe.

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#50 Cerebris
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I was fully ready to lecture you on your idiocy and then provide 60 - 100 page medical analysis's on the chemical composite, makeup, and genetic effects of every thing inside said drug...

-lol-.