Take two and make it Rhyme

Hiya guys, so the object is to make a rhyme off of the previous post, and it should be related to the subject of the initial post. Once it's been done for two lines, You can start anew for another two lines. For example:

Milk is better when served cold,

But should never be consumed when it gets old.

Cake is delicious and sweet,

Tastes even better when made of wheat.

Hopefully this is more fun than tedious, oh and try not to use words that are hard to pull of rhymes with, thank you :)

Cake is good to eat on a festive occasion

or by yourself at the train station

That cake

When i found out it was a fake!

@Iszdope: It was so dry that even the nearby fly knew it was a lie!

i knew i should've gotten the pie!!!

@Iszdope: is the end if this rhyme nigh

or are we going to do this untill we die?

@Iszdope: Well we are making up these rhymes on the fly

are there maybe any fireworks nearby?

@Iszdope: The ones in the sky that go with a bang

or the ones sharper as a cobra's fang?

@Iszdope: It's a good thing to bleed as you can deprive that you're not dead but alive!

Allas the rhyming stopped when Iszdope's brain dropped!

@Iszdope: Why should i drop it?

is it your brain, does this pop it?

@Iszdope: Then i will try but if i can't you shouldn't cry!

You're a grown ass man, so i think you can!

There once was a man from Nantucket.

@TheHighWind: who only wear a bucket

and he recently got a speed ticket

@Smashbrossive50: So he went wicket

and never wore pants again!

@dylandr: but he will see gain

even though he must be in pain

@Smashbrossive50:But being naked wasn't in vain

as he started to use his brain!

@Iszdope: Done so soon?

i thought you were so swoon!

(Meaning of swoon)

@dylandr: then again,his mind is too plain

he might want to think like a villain

@Smashbrossive50: But a villain is nothing without a base and what about that lovable face!?

@dylandr: but he always has an ace

to think far and deep as outer space

@Smashbrossive50: But space is full of emptyness, by the way, do you think i look fat in this dress?

@dylandr: you failed to impress

better make a new way to your success

@Smashbrossive50: Success is all i have more or less,

because i never fail to get a good bargain, what were we talking about again?

We were talking about your sweaty gross love handles,

the way they flap and smack has my tummy in shambles.

@Iszdope: mommy already told ya to go to bed

and you're likely to be wasted in the ed

@Iszdope: oh no you don't.I ate my bread

filled with real live lead