Study shows farting is a possible cure for cancer

#1 Edited by Shadowchronicle (25975 posts) -

http://time.com/2976464/scientists-say-smelling-farts-might-prevent-cancer/

http://www.cnet.com/news/how-smelling-farts-could-save-your-life/

“Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases,”

According to this article and science farts is one of the possible cures to mankind's killer. Well I think we found a cure for cancer and other diseases.

Better start tootin guys and gals.

#2 Posted by indzman (16849 posts) -

I'd prefer dying from cancer than smelling farts

#3 Posted by Mercuria1_King (276 posts) -

Now that's an interesting cure for cancer.

#4 Posted by Maddie_Larkin (6231 posts) -

aight, hand me the beans, it is time to save my Fellow man. Or they will die while trying :D

#5 Posted by The-Apostle (12141 posts) -

It looks like... uh... cutting the cheese is a good thing then. >_>

#6 Edited by BranKetra (47797 posts) -

I was not surprised when I read Japan was the country who did this study. They have done research on the usefulness of other forms of waste before this. It is both comical and great research. lol

#7 Posted by indzman (16849 posts) -

I was not surprised when I read Japan was the country who did this study. They have done research on the usefulness of other forms of waste before this. It is both comical and great research. lol

I remember they making headlines with poop powered bikes , sniffing womens asses in game shows also LOL !!!

#8 Posted by Xeno_ghost (516 posts) -

Better out than in... So they say.

#9 Edited by Hallenbeck77 (14349 posts) -

@indzman: if you're gonna fart, don't stick around to admire tour handiwork--you gotta use toot-and-run tactics.

#10 Posted by indzman (16849 posts) -

HaHa yeah , thats what some people do in very crowded places =P

#11 Posted by wis3boi (31008 posts) -

what if I have the runs

#12 Posted by gago-gago (9234 posts) -

How about queefing?

#13 Posted by BranKetra (47797 posts) -
#14 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14349 posts) -

@wis3boi said:

what if I have the runs

Best not to risk playing Russian Roulette when you're not sure how many rounds you have in the chamber.

#15 Posted by BranKetra (47797 posts) -

*Leaves thread*

#16 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14349 posts) -
#17 Posted by BranKetra (47797 posts) -

*On my way out*

No, friend. Dirty jokes just are not my thing.

#18 Edited by Korvus (2832 posts) -
#19 Posted by final_lap (319 posts) -

wait, does that mean the cancer victim is supposed to fart, or everyone else?

#20 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10058 posts) -

How about queefing?

it turns men gay.

#21 Posted by Wilfred_Owen (20817 posts) -

That must have been an awkward brain storming sessions to decide to study that, of all things, here let me put my ass in your faces. Feel the sweet sweet wind of freedom, from, from cancer. yeah, cancer.

#22 Posted by Shadowchronicle (25975 posts) -

@wis3boi said:

what if I have the runs

Don't, just don't.

#23 Posted by fmobliv06 (2381 posts) -

Thus my reign of immortality begins.

#24 Posted by lamprey263 (22666 posts) -

Rigorous masturbation will also help to prevent prostate cancer, though the trade-off is you might go blind.

#25 Posted by indzman (16849 posts) -

okay, who dropped ass ? come on out !!!

#26 Posted by Iszdope (9548 posts) -

Whoever snuffed it fluffed it.

#27 Edited by wis3boi (31008 posts) -

thought this should go here

#28 Posted by Iszdope (9548 posts) -

Better to fart a bit and stink a little, than to hold it in and be a cripple.