Study shows farting is a possible cure for cancer

#1 Edited by Shadowchronicle (25709 posts) -

http://time.com/2976464/scientists-say-smelling-farts-might-prevent-cancer/

http://www.cnet.com/news/how-smelling-farts-could-save-your-life/

“Although hydrogen sulfide gas”—produced when bacteria breaks down food—”is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases,”

According to this article and science farts is one of the possible cures to mankind's killer. Well I think we found a cure for cancer and other diseases.

Better start tootin guys and gals.

#2 Posted by indzman (16398 posts) -

I'd prefer dying from cancer than smelling farts

#3 Posted by Mercuria1_King (266 posts) -

Now that's an interesting cure for cancer.

#4 Posted by Maddie_Larkin (6179 posts) -

aight, hand me the beans, it is time to save my Fellow man. Or they will die while trying :D

#5 Posted by The-Apostle (12104 posts) -

It looks like... uh... cutting the cheese is a good thing then. >_>

#6 Edited by BranKetra (47481 posts) -

I was not surprised when I read Japan was the country who did this study. They have done research on the usefulness of other forms of waste before this. It is both comical and great research. lol

#7 Posted by indzman (16398 posts) -

I was not surprised when I read Japan was the country who did this study. They have done research on the usefulness of other forms of waste before this. It is both comical and great research. lol

I remember they making headlines with poop powered bikes , sniffing womens asses in game shows also LOL !!!

#8 Posted by Xeno_ghost (262 posts) -

Better out than in... So they say.

#9 Edited by Hallenbeck77 (14258 posts) -

@indzman: if you're gonna fart, don't stick around to admire tour handiwork--you gotta use toot-and-run tactics.

#10 Posted by indzman (16398 posts) -

HaHa yeah , thats what some people do in very crowded places =P

#11 Posted by wis3boi (30881 posts) -

what if I have the runs

#12 Posted by gago-gago (9111 posts) -

How about queefing?

#13 Posted by BranKetra (47481 posts) -
#14 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14258 posts) -

@wis3boi said:

what if I have the runs

Best not to risk playing Russian Roulette when you're not sure how many rounds you have in the chamber.

#15 Posted by BranKetra (47481 posts) -

*Leaves thread*

#16 Posted by Hallenbeck77 (14258 posts) -
#17 Posted by BranKetra (47481 posts) -

*On my way out*

No, friend. Dirty jokes just are not my thing.

#18 Edited by Korvus (2353 posts) -
#19 Posted by final_lap (318 posts) -

wait, does that mean the cancer victim is supposed to fart, or everyone else?

#20 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10039 posts) -

How about queefing?

it turns men gay.

#21 Posted by Wilfred_Owen (20795 posts) -

That must have been an awkward brain storming sessions to decide to study that, of all things, here let me put my ass in your faces. Feel the sweet sweet wind of freedom, from, from cancer. yeah, cancer.

#22 Posted by Shadowchronicle (25709 posts) -

@wis3boi said:

what if I have the runs

Don't, just don't.

#23 Posted by fmobliv06 (2380 posts) -

Thus my reign of immortality begins.

#24 Posted by lamprey263 (22426 posts) -

Rigorous masturbation will also help to prevent prostate cancer, though the trade-off is you might go blind.

#25 Posted by indzman (16398 posts) -

okay, who dropped ass ? come on out !!!

#26 Posted by Iszdope (9401 posts) -

Whoever snuffed it fluffed it.

#27 Edited by wis3boi (30881 posts) -

thought this should go here

#28 Posted by Iszdope (9401 posts) -

Better to fart a bit and stink a little, than to hold it in and be a cripple.