Song with stupidest lyrics?

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#1 Posted by uncledeath2005 (5898 posts) -

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#2 Posted by Sora529 (3754 posts) -

I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly.

'Nuff said.

#3 Posted by JML897 (33120 posts) -
This is not a contest. The correct answer is Lip Gloss. Even MIMS and his "This is Why I'm Hot" can't compare with it.
#4 Posted by sinarilias (2185 posts) -
Blue.
#5 Posted by RoflSponge (3155 posts) -

Nearly any pop song.

BTW Aerials by System of a Down have some pretty stupid lyrics, even though I love the song, it just doesn't make sense: "Life is a waterfall, we drink from the river and then we turn around and put up our walls" :lol:

#6 Posted by Ruben360 (334 posts) -
You can name about every song of the Bloodhound Gang here...
#7 Posted by SpiritEmu (3370 posts) -

You can name about every song of the Bloodhound Gang here...Ruben360

But they are funny...

#8 Posted by RamboSymbiot (6302 posts) -
Any commercial rap song from the dirty south
#9 Posted by KJAX90 (8809 posts) -

WHy-MUst-I-Cry

Probably not the dumbest lyrics, but definitely the worst song ever made.

#10 Posted by trmather (362 posts) -

Bohemian Rhapsody

and a great song too

#11 Posted by IrishMallard (6797 posts) -
"We rappers are rolemodels we rap we don't think"-Kanye West.
#12 Posted by sinistergoggles (9919 posts) -
A lot System of a Down music makes no sense.
#13 Posted by Ruben360 (334 posts) -

[QUOTE="Ruben360"]You can name about every song of the Bloodhound Gang here...SpiritEmu

But they are funny...

I didn't say they're not funny:P But they are stupid!

#14 Posted by dreamachine (2071 posts) -
I am the Walrus... but its supposed to be stupid, but in a good way :)
#15 Posted by RoflSponge (3155 posts) -

A lot System of a Down music makes no sense.sinistergoggles

Yea, but the songs that do make sense are really deep.

#16 Posted by formaldehyde27 (285 posts) -

A lot System of a Down music makes no sense.sinistergoggles

a lot of system of a down songs make more sense then you think. open your mind, think for yourself. they use a lot of metaphors, and they dont tell you how to think. it allows for the song to mean what you think it does. you have to look for key phrases throughout the song in order to pick up its meaning.

#17 Posted by jointed (16719 posts) -

Anything from Metallica..

*Raises flame-shield*

#18 Posted by mrxb0x360 (5253 posts) -
Where can i stab myself in the Ears by Hawthorne Heights :lol:
#19 Posted by KJAX90 (8809 posts) -

Where can i stab myself in the Ears by Hawthorne Heights :lol:mrxb0x360

Please don't tell me that's the name of the song. :?

#20 Posted by MRZA (491 posts) -
James Blunt - Youre beautiful. its just about some pretty girl u see in tube station. And the guy just repeat theword for 5 min
#21 Posted by lcman92 (1212 posts) -

Tenacious D : Keilbasa

That's what they're know for... Stupid lyrics. Rofl.

#22 Posted by super_mario_128 (23885 posts) -
#23 Posted by Srbanator (790 posts) -

[QUOTE="sinistergoggles"]A lot System of a Down music makes no sense.formaldehyde27

a lot of system of a down songs make more sense then you think. open your mind, think for yourself. they use a lot of metaphors, and they dont tell you how to think. it allows for the song to mean what you think it does. you have to look for key phrases throughout the song in order to pick up its meaning.

Make a lot of sense huh? How about the song Vicinity of Obscenity.

" Banana Banana Banana Terracota Banana Banana Banana Terracota Pie! "

If that makes sense to you then please explain what "DEEP MEANING" that line has. Almost the whole song is those lyrics with slight variationsexcept a random distorted "LIAR!" and "Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes" 2 times..... Love the song though : )

Here's a link to this retarded but awsome song http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1uANJd37is&mode=related&search=

#24 Posted by 2good2betrue (7791 posts) -
we fly high or banana phone
#25 Posted by Srbanator (790 posts) -
#26 Posted by dante_123456 (15011 posts) -
pretty much any gangster rap, andy pop song, and although i love metal, there are some songs (mainly black metal, and power /epic metal) that have some really bad/lame lyrics lol
#27 Posted by pete_merlin (6099 posts) -

grab a brush and put on a little make up
why did you leave the kerys on the table

DEAR GOD HOW DID THE GET THE BALLS TO SING THAT!

#28 Posted by Apathetic_Prick (4784 posts) -
just about anything by Dragonforce.
#29 Posted by dnuggs40 (10484 posts) -
Virtually every rap song.
#30 Posted by AngelB1ack (7936 posts) -
B banana B A N A N A! gwen stefanni song i forget the name..
#31 Posted by ninjaboy4293 (6 posts) -
anything having to do with rap. i don't get 1/2 the flickin' lyrics and their meanings.
#32 Posted by Shpongle314 (112 posts) -
Pretty much anything that makes it on the daily top ten list or whatever they do on MTV either sucks or has really stupid lyrics.
#33 Posted by dnuggs40 (10484 posts) -

B banana B A N A N A! gwen stefanni song i forget the name..AngelB1ack

I know the one you talking about lol. I had to sit through it in person a few weeks ago b/c the wifey dragged me to one of her concerts. Truly awful experience...

#34 Posted by bulletsword (13994 posts) -

anything having to do with rap. i don't get 1/2 the flickin' lyrics and their meanings.ninjaboy4293

I have to agree with you. I understand more words in Japanese music than any of that.

but we can all agree that this song has stupid lyrics. not only are the lyrics bad, but these kids just plain suck at singing.

#35 Posted by AngelB1ack (7936 posts) -

[QUOTE="AngelB1ack"]B banana B A N A N A! gwen stefanni song i forget the name..dnuggs40

I know the one you talking about lol. I had to sit through it in person a few weeks ago b/c the wifey dragged me to one of her concerts. Truly awful experience...

Man I feel so sorry that you had to experience that LIVE! I mean she is ok to look at I guess but she is on the top of list of the most untalented so called singers. Modonna, Britney Spears etc...
#36 Posted by dnuggs40 (10484 posts) -
[QUOTE="dnuggs40"]

[QUOTE="AngelB1ack"]B banana B A N A N A! gwen stefanni song i forget the name..AngelB1ack

I know the one you talking about lol. I had to sit through it in person a few weeks ago b/c the wifey dragged me to one of her concerts. Truly awful experience...

Man I feel so sorry that you had to experience that LIVE! I mean she is ok to look at I guess but she is on the top of list of the most untalented so called singers. Modonna, Britney Spears etc...

Ya she is pretty hot...the problem is you have to sit so far back you can't even see her anyways :(

Well...at least she was not as bad as the opening act, which was talentless Akon.

#37 Posted by whos_next000 (11892 posts) -
Pinball Wizard is pretty stupid. :P Oh, and Don't Eat the Yellow Snow is even more so.
#38 Posted by Greg-M (158 posts) -
You could add just about any song from the Red Hot Chili Peppers to this list.
#39 Posted by rudyroundhead (9612 posts) -

Anything by Weird Al Yankovic and half the rap songs out today. Commerical Hip Hop is evil. :(

#40 Posted by Infinite-Zr0 (13284 posts) -
Shoulder Lean. The song that made me give up on rap
#41 Posted by darksword1123 (30121 posts) -
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
#42 Posted by viewtifulshmoe (3532 posts) -

You could add just about any song from the Red Hot Chili Peppers to this list.
Greg-M

i totally agree.

#43 Posted by blooddemon666 (22587 posts) -
DMV by Primus :| weird
#44 Posted by dukebd699 (12054 posts) -
About anything from Frank Zappa especially Who Are The Brain Police!? He is awesome tough
#45 Posted by Ruben360 (334 posts) -

[QUOTE="Greg-M"]You could add just about any song from the Red Hot Chili Peppers to this list.
viewtifulshmoe

i totally agree.

Not really, atleast 'Venice Queen' and 'Under the Bridge' have a meaning. I could name a few more.

#46 Posted by playstation2004 (4928 posts) -

I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly.

'Nuff said.

Sora529

Agree.

#47 Posted by Richrach (860 posts) -
I can't stand the tune or lyrics of "Fergalicious."
#48 Posted by BuddyAces (401 posts) -
[QUOTE="SpiritEmu"]

[QUOTE="Ruben360"]You can name about every song of the Bloodhound Gang here...Ruben360

But they are funny...

I didn't say they're not funny:P But they are stupid!

Ever see the music video for "Mope", most random video ever

#49 Posted by Green_Iugana (1153 posts) -

This is not a contest. The correct answer is Lip Gloss. Even MIMS and his "This is Why I'm Hot" can't compare with it.JML897

yes, I saw that song on itunes, listened to it and just laughed

#50 Posted by Santafarmer (1730 posts) -

Anything from Metallica..

*Raises flame-shield*

jointed

''take,my hand,we're off to never never land'' :|

ya...they suck..