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#1 br0kenrabbit
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I just spent over an hour stalking a single fly in my house. The duel ended when I chased him into the hallway only to lose him, coming back into the living room he came full-bore right at me and I knocked him out of the air.

Man I hate those bastards. They're not like other bugs you can mostly ignore, they follow your ass. Buzz you. Land on you. Share your food.

Fucking hate flies.

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

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#2 Master_Live
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Flying cockroaches are the worst. I hate those with all my life.

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#4  Edited By N64DD
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LOL

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#5 deactivated-5cf0a2e13dbde
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It is a natural revulsion, same reason most people do not like snakes and rats. Flies are disease spreaders.

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@n64dd said:

LOL

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#8  Edited By alim298
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@br0kenrabbit said:

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

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#9 lamprey263
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I was working at a hotel just a few weeks ago, doing the night audit. A customer calls the front desk saying there's a fly in her room. I wish I could have just said "what do you expect me to do about it" or "kill it yourself!" but instead I just said "do you want me to have security come to your room and take care of it" and she's like "no, I don't want them to wake up my family" and I am thinking "fucking hell, why did you even call me" and I'm just like "okay, call us back if you need any further assistance **click**". Flies are annoying sure, but they're not like stick ass looking like cockroaches or anything. And unlike bees or mosquitoes I don't have have to worry about bites/stings.

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#10 Johnmclane26
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i hate flys aswell thet always seem to want to fly as close as possible to me ear

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I hate flies for the same reasons you do but I also hate cockroaches down to my guts, once the heat starts rising and we hit 75 degrees they appear out of nothing.

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#12 SolidSnake35
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Flies are fine unless they're in large numbers. Mosquitoes on the other hand were sent from hell.

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#13  Edited By SolidSnake35
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@raugutcon: I'll never forget coming back to my flat after two months and seeing a large juicy one that had somehow exploded in the middle of the room. Its head was half a foot away from its body.

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#14  Edited By skipper847
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I killed a spider other day. Sorry but it wasn't invited in my bed room. I don't kill them if there out side as that where they belong. Once I had a nest in my monitor. I didn't no until they all started flowing out and then biting me and had all spots all over my body where they bit me. Next day I went to work and all I was doing was scratching every where. Hated them since. Had to chuck my monitor away as they fried it.

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#15 LexLas
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@br0kenrabbit said:

I just spent over an hour stalking a single fly in my house. The duel ended when I chased him into the hallway only to lose him, coming back into the living room he came full-bore right at me and I knocked him out of the air.

Man I hate those bastards. They're not like other bugs you can mostly ignore, they follow your ass. Buzz you. Land on you. Share your food.

Fucking hate flies.

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

Yeah, them flies are smarter then they used to be, they have adapted to how tactical we are. They camo now, and hide in places and wait you out. As soon as you turn around they'll come at you and laugh. You should watch the movie Jeepers Creepers 2, its one of the wing movie award winner.

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@skipper847: Inside your monitor? Was it one of those big CRT ones?

Flies (and other insects/arachnids in general) are the bane of my existence. At least I don't have to worry about them that much during the winter, but now that it's summer, they're all over the place and I don't even know how most of them get into my bedroom.

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#17 skipper847
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@metalman0616: Yeah it was massive it was my first PC/Monitor.

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#18 mjorh
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i can relate, i hate them bastards. i try to close the windows and turn on the AC and it almost works.

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@skipper847 said:

I killed a spider other day. Sorry but it wasn't invited in my bed room. I don't kill them if there out side as that where they belong. Once I had a nest in my monitor. I didn't no until they all started flowing out and then biting me and had all spots all over my body where they bit me. Next day I went to work and all I was doing was scratching every where. Hated them since. Had to chuck my monitor away as they fried it.

Not as bad as crazy ants. Look it up.

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#20 heguain
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Yeah, I'm always their target. They follow me everywhere, the more I fight it, the more it keeps coming to annoy me. Small flies are even worse.

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#21 brandonisking99
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I feel you. I've been battling these moth's down here in my basement. I'll just be sitting here playing some CS:GO or WoW, and those dumbass pieces off shit just pop out and start flying onto my screen and shit. I will kill everyone that I come across, lol.

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#22 AND1SALTTAPE
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@alim298 said:
@br0kenrabbit said:

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

LMFAO

On-topic: Sorry OP. I'll keep in mind to not login on GS after drinking Red Bull.

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#23 skipper847
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To be honest I think there is something wrong with all of us coming here all time. :P

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#24 MarcRecon
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@LexLas said:
@br0kenrabbit said:

I just spent over an hour stalking a single fly in my house. The duel ended when I chased him into the hallway only to lose him, coming back into the living room he came full-bore right at me and I knocked him out of the air.

Man I hate those bastards. They're not like other bugs you can mostly ignore, they follow your ass. Buzz you. Land on you. Share your food.

Fucking hate flies.

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

Yeah, them flies are smarter then they used to be, they have adapted to how tactical we are. They camo now, and hide in places and wait you out. As soon as you turn around they'll come at you and laugh. You should watch the movie Jeepers Creepers 2, its one of the wing movie award winner.

Jeepers Creepers is one of the most underrated horror movies out there, I was just watching it the other day!! Now as far as the TC is concerned, there's nothing wrong with you, we all got our phobias when it comes to insects! I got issues with flies as well, but I wouldn't have been as fanatical as you where trying to kill it!! lol....you got me thinking you would have nuked your house if it came down to it!

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Next time use Raid!

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#26 sukraj
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@johnmclane26 said:

i hate flys aswell thet always seem to want to fly as close as possible to me ear

I don't like them either if I find one I have to follow it round until I kill it.

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#27 Skarwolf
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@br0kenrabbit: you need a cat. They're jedi at flies. You know how a fly is like laughing and flying around hides when you pull out the fly swatter. A fucking cat will have that fly fleeing for its life. Seriously. They'll eventually catch it and then leave it 90% dead and act like... ok you may go. And just when its like ok i'm free the cat will **** with it again.

Or like my cat used to do sometimes she'd be sitting there asleep. Then she'd notice the cat and her head would swivel around following it... then BAM one shot with paw and gobbled it up and back to sleep.

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#28  Edited By TheGangstaSheep
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Get a rocket launcher. I heard it kills flies pretty well. And everything else. Ok never mind then...

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#29 neatfeatguy
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I got one of these - Christmas gift from step-dad. He always finds odd things like this to gift us.

I use it maybe once a year for the fly my husky (yes, my siberian husky. She's like a cat - chases down flies and kills them) doesn't catch and even then, those are few and far between. Maybe 3-4 flies a year get into the house.

It works good. You need to be within about 3ft for it to work well. If you're any further the salt disperses too much and won't kill the fly. Fill it with salt, pump, flip the safety switch, aim and fire.

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#30 Serraph105
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They hate you too, especially after you spend an hour trying to assassinate them.

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#32  Edited By chitosan87
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@skipper847 said:

To be honest I think there is something wrong with all of us coming here all time. :P

Damn Right … Something wrong with me, I just kept reading people’ post bout flies and things that got wings. I hate them, but I don’t hate Pegasus, its wings are adorable … LOL

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#33 deactivated-5cf0a2e13dbde
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@alim298 said:
@br0kenrabbit said:

And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.

Tell that to my baby, whom an eagle took away!!! When they brought him back, he would not stop cawing. Assholes.