I just spent over an hour stalking a single fly in my house. The duel ended when I chased him into the hallway only to lose him, coming back into the living room he came full-bore right at me and I knocked him out of the air.
Man I hate those bastards. They're not like other bugs you can mostly ignore, they follow your ass. Buzz you. Land on you. Share your food.
Fucking hate flies.
And I hate birds. And mosquitoes. Anything with wings is an asshole.
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