So it looks like i'll be debating Obama

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#1 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

Mitt Romney sent me an e-mail saying he's got laryngitis and won't be able to debate Obama, so he wants me to debate Obama for him. He must've seen my Gamespot posts and figured I gots debatin' skillz. Anyway, how do you guy's think i'll do?

Luckily, I got a surprise up my sleeve, some of my agents are secretly procuring the debate questions for me, so I'll know the questions and Obama won't.

But I need some help preparing, more specifically I need to pick a guise to wear to the debate. Should I dress as a clown or as Ronald McDonald?

#2 Posted by Aljosa23 (24740 posts) -

Shut up.

#3 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6651 posts) -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're too much.......

#4 Posted by jimkabrhel (15417 posts) -
Crickets.
#5 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

I've got someone who will do an even better job than you:

[spoiler] invisible-obama.jpg [/spoiler]

#6 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

I've got someone who will do an even better job than you:

[spoiler] invisible-obama.jpg [/spoiler]

theone86

strange. The picture wasn't showing up (just a red x) when I clicked spoiler, but I can see it while I'm typing my response to your quote.

#7 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

Shut up.

Aljosa23

Damn, you changed your avatar again. This one looks quite different from your previous ones.

#8 Posted by sonicare (53451 posts) -

YOu could probably beat Biden in a debate.

#9 Posted by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -

I've got someone who will do an even better job than you:

[spoiler] invisible-obama.jpg [/spoiler]

theone86
I laughed, total dick bro.
#10 Posted by CreasianDevaili (4024 posts) -
Dress up as Ash from pokemon and throw your balls around?
#11 Posted by Jesus-Jew (49 posts) -

I've got someone who will do an even better job than you:

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

theone86
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
#12 Posted by hummer700 (10160 posts) -

I'll be debating him tonight

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#13 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

I'll be debating him tonight

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hummer700

Why do you debate the chair, does it groan when you sit on it and say "get your fat ass off of me"?

#14 Posted by nocoolnamejim (15136 posts) -
Tempted to just quote Aljosa and close the thread with the prerequisite "blog it" comment.

Decided it would be more fun and interesting to see this play out for a while. After all, it isn't often that you actually get to see the "Five Stages of Grief" play out in real time to the extent that conservatives are expressing it by having their bubble punctured that the rest of the country hasn't woken up to the fact that Obama is a commie/socialist/jimmycarter/antichrist/islamist/criminal mastermind and will, in fact, be the first president releected in over 70 years with greater than 8% unemployment. Right now, conservatives are in the "Denial" stage by refusing to believe that the polls are real. They MUST be biased.
#15 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

Crickets.jimkabrhel

Hi how you doing?

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#16 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

Tempted to just quote Aljosa and close the thread with the prerequisite "blog it" comment.

Decided it would be more fun and interesting to see this play out for a while. After all, it isn't often that you actually get to see the "Five Stages of Grief" play out in real time to the extent that conservatives are expressing it by having their bubble punctured that the rest of the country hasn't woken up to the fact that Obama is a commie/socialist/jimmycarter/antichrist/islamist/criminal mastermind and will, in fact, be the first president releected in over 70 years with greater than 8% unemployment. Right now, conservatives are in the "Denial" stage by refusing to believe that the polls are real. They MUST be biased.nocoolnamejim

And what the heck does "five stages of grief" or conservatives having their "bubble punctured", have to do with my thread? Now please help me find an outfit to wear to the debate.

#17 Posted by nocoolnamejim (15136 posts) -

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Tempted to just quote Aljosa and close the thread with the prerequisite "blog it" comment.

Decided it would be more fun and interesting to see this play out for a while. After all, it isn't often that you actually get to see the "Five Stages of Grief" play out in real time to the extent that conservatives are expressing it by having their bubble punctured that the rest of the country hasn't woken up to the fact that Obama is a commie/socialist/jimmycarter/antichrist/islamist/criminal mastermind and will, in fact, be the first president releected in over 70 years with greater than 8% unemployment. Right now, conservatives are in the "Denial" stage by refusing to believe that the polls are real. They MUST be biased.whipassmt

And what the heck does "five stages of grief" or conservatives having their "bubble punctured", have to do with my thread? Now please help me find an outfit to wear to the debate.

Given that your thread seems to be a combination of "look at me!" and an obscure joke without any real purpose or topic, hence why I was tempted to tell you to "blog it" and move on, I have no idea what post would or would not be pertinent. Which, I suppose, is an exceptionally verbose way of my expressing that I have no real idea of what this thread is about.
#18 Posted by jimkabrhel (15417 posts) -
[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Tempted to just quote Aljosa and close the thread with the prerequisite "blog it" comment.

Decided it would be more fun and interesting to see this play out for a while. After all, it isn't often that you actually get to see the "Five Stages of Grief" play out in real time to the extent that conservatives are expressing it by having their bubble punctured that the rest of the country hasn't woken up to the fact that Obama is a commie/socialist/jimmycarter/antichrist/islamist/criminal mastermind and will, in fact, be the first president releected in over 70 years with greater than 8% unemployment. Right now, conservatives are in the "Denial" stage by refusing to believe that the polls are real. They MUST be biased.nocoolnamejim

And what the heck does "five stages of grief" or conservatives having their "bubble punctured", have to do with my thread? Now please help me find an outfit to wear to the debate.

Given that your thread seems to be a combination of "look at me!" and an obscure joke without any real purpose or topic, hence why I was tempted to tell you to "blog it" and move on, I have no idea what post would or would not be pertinent. Which, I suppose, is an exceptionally verbose way of my expressing that I have no real idea of what this thread is about.

This thread is about some bored person trying it pass the time and attempt to be humerous.
#19 Posted by konvikt_17 (22166 posts) -

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]Crickets.whipassmt

Hi how you doing?

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thats a grasshopper

#20 Posted by DavesAlt (965 posts) -
smh
#21 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

smhDavesAlt
what's smh mean?

#22 Posted by DavesAlt (965 posts) -
Shaking my head. My worthless response to the thread. And others
#23 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]Crickets.konvikt_17

Hi how you doing?

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thats a grasshopper

I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

#24 Posted by konvikt_17 (22166 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

Hi how you doing?

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whipassmt

thats a grasshopper

I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

#25 Posted by DavesAlt (965 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

thats a grasshopper

konvikt_17

I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

Less of an impact
#26 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="whipassmt"]

And what the heck does "five stages of grief" or conservatives having their "bubble punctured", have to do with my thread? Now please help me find an outfit to wear to the debate.

jimkabrhel

Given that your thread seems to be a combination of "look at me!" and an obscure joke without any real purpose or topic, hence why I was tempted to tell you to "blog it" and move on, I have no idea what post would or would not be pertinent. Which, I suppose, is an exceptionally verbose way of my expressing that I have no real idea of what this thread is about.

This thread is about some bored person trying it pass the time and attempt to be humerous.

what do you mean by "attempt to be humorous"?
I'm just telling the truth, Mitt got laryngitis so I'm standing in for him in the debate.

#27 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

thats a grasshopper

konvikt_17

I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

that would be gross, plus a cricket never starred in any movie like hopper did.

#28 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Tempted to just quote Aljosa and close the thread with the prerequisite "blog it" comment.

Decided it would be more fun and interesting to see this play out for a while. After all, it isn't often that you actually get to see the "Five Stages of Grief" play out in real time to the extent that conservatives are expressing it by having their bubble punctured that the rest of the country hasn't woken up to the fact that Obama is a commie/socialist/jimmycarter/antichrist/islamist/criminal mastermind and will, in fact, be the first president releected in over 70 years with greater than 8% unemployment. Right now, conservatives are in the "Denial" stage by refusing to believe that the polls are real. They MUST be biased.nocoolnamejim

And what the heck does "five stages of grief" or conservatives having their "bubble punctured", have to do with my thread? Now please help me find an outfit to wear to the debate.

Given that your thread seems to be a combination of "look at me!" and an obscure joke without any real purpose or topic, hence why I was tempted to tell you to "blog it" and move on, I have no idea what post would or would not be pertinent. Which, I suppose, is an exceptionally verbose way of my expressing that I have no real idea of what this thread is about.

Hey at least I'm not RBing.

#29 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6651 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

whipassmt

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

that would be gross, plus a cricket never starred in any movie like hopper did.

THis little guy begs to differ..............

#30 Posted by konvikt_17 (22166 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] I know it is, that's why his name is hopper. But a grasshopper is close enough to a cricket.

whipassmt

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

that would be gross, plus a cricket never starred in any movie like hopper did.

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEYwzZY5PhzwjHsr4BWe0

#31 Posted by Bloodseeker23 (8338 posts) -
Suit up!
#32 Posted by theone86 (20555 posts) -

[QUOTE="theone86"]

I've got someone who will do an even better job than you:

[spoiler] invisible-obama.jpg [/spoiler]

Fightingfan

I laughed, total dick bro.

Hey, there are two type of people in the world...

#33 Posted by DavesAlt (965 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

why not just get a pic of an actual cricket?

Chow_Mein_Kampf

that would be gross, plus a cricket never starred in any movie like hopper did.

THis little guy begs to differ..............

He's got you there, whip.
#34 Posted by Saturos3091 (14938 posts) -

YOu could probably beat Biden in a debate.

sonicare
The chair probably could too.
#35 Posted by Laihendi (5810 posts) -
Honestly I'm kind of skeptical about OP's claim, but I'll wait until the debate starts to pass judgement.
#36 Posted by Oil_Rope_Bombs (2671 posts) -
Massive flopic.
#37 Posted by pie-junior (2821 posts) -

Shut up.

Aljosa23
lol had the same exact immediate thought after entering thread
#38 Posted by Laihendi (5810 posts) -
Honestly I'm kind of skeptical about OP's claim, but I'll wait until the debate starts to pass judgement. Laihendi
Yep OP is a liar.
#39 Posted by FMAB_GTO (14385 posts) -
no,it is Obama that'll be debating you!
#40 Posted by Jandurin (95544 posts) -
so the radio told me romney won is that true or is it just that romney has been so bad that being any good at all seemed great?
#41 Posted by jimkabrhel (15417 posts) -

so the radio told me romney won is that true or is it just that romney has been so bad that being any good at all seemed great?Jandurin

He came out more agressive and seemed better spoken, though he offered few spoecifics. Obama looked down at times and stubmeld over his words int eh beginning, though became sronger more often.

Romney also interrupted the moderator a lot, which to me isn't the sign of a good leader.

#42 Posted by Jandurin (95544 posts) -

[QUOTE="Jandurin"]so the radio told me romney won is that true or is it just that romney has been so bad that being any good at all seemed great?jimkabrhel

He came out more agressive and seemed better spoken, though he offered few spoecifics. Obama looked down at times and stubmeld over his words int eh beginning, though became sronger more often.

Romney also interrupted the moderator a lot, which to me isn't the sign of a good leader.

i see i see i know obama is good at talking so i have a feeling that they told him to hold back this time, be a little stronger middle debate and wipe the floor in the final debate
#43 Posted by LJS9502_basic (150323 posts) -
I'm going to have to add you to the TCs it's better to avoid it seems....
#44 Posted by jointed (16719 posts) -
Yeeeeeaaaah..no.
#45 Posted by tumbIew33d (398 posts) -
*rolls by*
#46 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

[QUOTE="Chow_Mein_Kampf"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] that would be gross, plus a cricket never starred in any movie like hopper did.

DavesAlt

THis little guy begs to differ..............

He's got you there, whip.

lol. How'de I forget about Jimminy.

#47 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

*rolls by*tumbIew33d
I see you rollin'.

#48 Posted by Barbariser (6724 posts) -

I still don't understand how the TC is still able to post here considering that literally everything he's ever said seems like it's designed to support the Republicans by being so utterly terrible that even the G.O.P. looks cogent and coherent.

#49 Posted by sSubZerOo (43067 posts) -
You sure about that Whipassmt? Did your local catholic clergy ok your decision yet?
#50 Posted by whipassmt (13995 posts) -

You sure about that Whipassmt? Did your local catholic clergy ok your decision yet?sSubZerOo
I doubt Bishop Cote cares if I debate Obama or if Romney does.