Mitt Romney sent me an e-mail saying he's got laryngitis and won't be able to debate Obama, so he wants me to debate Obama for him. He must've seen my Gamespot posts and figured I gots debatin' skillz. Anyway, how do you guy's think i'll do?
Luckily, I got a surprise up my sleeve, some of my agents are secretly procuring the debate questions for me, so I'll know the questions and Obama won't.
But I need some help preparing, more specifically I need to pick a guise to wear to the debate. Should I dress as a clown or as Ronald McDonald?