She's a brunette with pink streaks in her hair...

#1 Posted by Basutei (14 posts) -

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

#2 Posted by worlock77 (22547 posts) -

Walk up to her and tell her that you need to inspect the carpet to see if it matches the drapes.

#3 Posted by lamprey263 (22782 posts) -

be smooth bro...

#4 Posted by brimmul777 (1101 posts) -

@basutei said:

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

Are you 10 years old????????You sound very childish.

#5 Posted by whipassmt (13960 posts) -

@basutei said:

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

#6 Edited by jasean79 (2338 posts) -

Walk up to her and say the following:

"I heard there's a party inside your mouth and I'm coming!"

#7 Edited by Allicrombie (25117 posts) -

the line, "hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

#8 Posted by vl4d_l3nin (827 posts) -

@basutei said:
Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

This.

See how far you can get to her without noticing. She will be presently surprised and flattered by the warm air of your breath on the back of her neck.

#9 Posted by KiIIyou (27135 posts) -

Say Helloooo!

#10 Posted by whipassmt (13960 posts) -

Thread title sounds like it could be the start of a really cheesy song.

She's a brunette with pink streaks in her hair/

She got fake boobies, but I don't really care.

#11 Posted by Behardy24 (2678 posts) -

Say hello!

#12 Edited by Basutei (14 posts) -

the line, "hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

But what about:

"Hey baby, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine."

#13 Posted by Basutei (14 posts) -

@basutei said:

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

Are you 10 years old????????You sound very childish.

I am not 10 years old; I am eleventy years old, okay?

#14 Posted by Kevlar101 (6008 posts) -

@basutei said:
Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

This.

See how far you can get to her without noticing. She will be presently surprised and flattered by the warm air of your breath on the back of her neck.

Yep

#15 Posted by vl4d_l3nin (827 posts) -

@basutei said:

@Allicrombie said:

the line, "hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

But what about:

"Hey baby, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine."

I thought about making a sodium joke too, but then I thought "Na"

#16 Posted by foxhound_fox (87368 posts) -

Touch her shoulder.

Come at me mods.

#17 Edited by BranKetra (47861 posts) -

Ask her if she likes Metal Gear Solid or Splinter Cell more and why.

If she just picks one then move on, but if she gives a thorough and well-elaborated response then she is worth dating.

Actually, that is my standard. Bonus points for picking MGS

Ask her to dinner and a movie and go from there.

@foxhound_fox said:

Touch her shoulder.

Come at me mods.

How dare you.

#18 Edited by TruthTellers (3397 posts) -

Ignore her and move on. She probably already has a super ripped bf who treats her like shit and will fuck you up if you talk to her.

But I understand your attraction, watching hot girls working for a living is hot.

#19 Posted by ShepardCommandr (2293 posts) -

Sniff her butt

#20 Posted by geniobastardo (1294 posts) -
#21 Edited by izmickey (905 posts) -

Bro....all you have to do is show her this and she'll be yours. She'll get the hint.

#22 Edited by jasean79 (2338 posts) -

Any of the following lines have been proven to work:

  1. "Your Dad must be an alien, 'cause there ain't nothin' like you on Earth!"
  2. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
  3. "If you were words on a page you'd be FINE print."
#23 Posted by turtlethetaffer (16609 posts) -

Whip it out is always the right answer.

#24 Posted by supersmashtater (9 posts) -

Coming from a girl, I would say try your best to find a conversation starter. Something that interests you both. If you don't see any evidence of her being a video game fan, you could start by asking, "I've never dyed my hair pink, is it hard to get your hair like that?"

Just go up and ask casually. After that you could ask questions about work or hobbies, anything that isn't too personal. If you see her in a restaurant or cafe or whatever, you could ask if she goes there often. Find out where she likes to eat or drink. If it doesn't look like she's trying to get away from you or not really answering your questions, at some point ask, "oh I like that place too, you want to go there together sometime?" If she is uninterested, leave her be, please. =)

#25 Posted by wis3boi (31011 posts) -

the line, "hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

Have you been pressing F5? Because that ass is refreshing

#26 Edited by GazaAli (22492 posts) -

So much infallible wisdom in this topic. You can't go wrong with these advices OP, she'll be begging you for more in no time. Some of my favorites include:

@Allicrombie said:
"hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

@jasean79 said:
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I heard there's a party inside your mouth and I'm coming!

@wis3boi said:
Have you been pressing F5? Because that ass is refreshing

#27 Posted by Netret0120 (1999 posts) -

Lol the replies in here are pretty clever. TC is obviously joking.

#28 Posted by Basutei (14 posts) -

Lol the replies in here are pretty clever. TC is obviously joking.

The girl exists but my suggested "approaches" do not.

Was definitely fishing for "suggestions", haha.

#29 Posted by turtlethetaffer (16609 posts) -

Coming from a girl, I would say try your best to find a conversation starter. Something that interests you both. If you don't see any evidence of her being a video game fan, you could start by asking, "I've never dyed my hair pink, is it hard to get your hair like that?"

Just go up and ask casually. After that you could ask questions about work or hobbies, anything that isn't too personal. If you see her in a restaurant or cafe or whatever, you could ask if she goes there often. Find out where she likes to eat or drink. If it doesn't look like she's trying to get away from you or not really answering your questions, at some point ask, "oh I like that place too, you want to go there together sometime?" If she is uninterested, leave her be, please. =)

You do know that TC said he is Eleventy years old right?

#30 Posted by Mercuria1_King (276 posts) -

Just be yourself.

#31 Posted by Crunchy_Nuts (2749 posts) -

Just be yourself.

Unless you're a horrible person, then don't be yourself and try to maintain the ruse for as long as you can.

#32 Edited by playmynutz (5980 posts) -

Gotta hit her with an ultra combo none of them single jabs and kicks

#33 Edited by the_foreign_guy (22656 posts) -

Touch her shoulder.

Come at me mods.

Just had to, for old time's sake.

#34 Posted by indzman (16937 posts) -

Put a gun to her head and say bitch lets make out

#35 Edited by Shadowchronicle (25976 posts) -

Do it the way James Bond would.

#36 Posted by wis3boi (31011 posts) -
#37 Posted by iwasgood2u (705 posts) -

Walk up to her and wrap your arms around her shoulder. pull her toward you look her in the eyes then tell her "Hey baybee, you smell like my fart."

#38 Posted by -Blasphemy- (2934 posts) -

@basutei: let your heart do all the talking. say whatever you feel atm.

#39 Posted by elkoldo (967 posts) -

Just had to, for old time's sake.

ROFLMAO

Who's the dude anyway ?

#40 Posted by konvikt_17 (22131 posts) -