Share your most memorable stories of Elementary School!

I remember this one kidin 2nd grade, he was insane. He used to throw pencils at the teacher, not even on some "haha watch this guys" lob throws, he'd whip them at her head with fury. The kid flipped his desk 3 times, until the last time which got him the boot from school. He flips his desk and the kid next to his, and started kicking everything that fell out, throwing binders at the teacher, we all had to leave the room. All i remember was him screaming at the top of his lungs and repeatedly saying "I CANT BEAT UP MY DAD, ILL KILL YOU!!!!" cant even imagine what happend to that kid.

Now it's your guys turn. :P

I almost killed another kid in 4th grade >.>LouieV13

We had this big hill long hill on the playground. The hill would get larger as the winter went on and snow was piled on it. The younger kids would line up on top of the hill and then the older kids at the bottom. The younger kids would toss themselves down the hill and slide into the legs of the older kids who would try to jump out of the way.

It was sort of a human dodge ball. As the game went on over weeks of course the snow was more compact and icy. It was only after the second or third collarbone was broken that the game would be forced to end, but it would start up again each year when the snow returned.