[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]Excuse me, I'm doing an informal survey, can you smell this cloth and tell me if you prefer this chloroform over the leading brand?trix5817
Hahahaha. I bet that works really well for you.
The company that made the chloroform fired me because I got no answers for the survey :P.
[QUOTE="Video_Game_King"]Excuse me, I'm doing an informal survey, can you smell this cloth and tell me if you prefer this chloroform over the leading brand?Aljosa23
You sir have won the interwebs. Nicely played skipper.
heres some cheesy pick up lines: Im sure glad i brought my library card cause im checking you out!, you and me ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel, are you from Tennessee? cause your the only ten i see, can i have a picture of you? *she asks why* I want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas, can you please step away from the bar? your melting all the ice, do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?, do you sleep on your stomach? *she answers no* can i?,*give the girl a rose*hi, i just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is, do you have a band-aid? cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you,i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you?, i may not be Fred Flintstone but i can make your bed rock!,if you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world,if i had a million boogers i would still pick you, you're so hot you must be the reason for global warming. those are some of the pick up lines i know.
I saw this great looking woman in the AT&T store at my mall. My friend suggested I say "Who's your carrier? Nevermind that, I'll be your carrier.", and then walk off with her. I didn't do it.
I saw this great looking woman in the AT&T store at my mall. My friend suggested I say "Who's your carrier? Nevermind that, I'll be your carrier.", and then walk off with her. I didn't do it.TheIronSheff
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