There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
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Wait a minute, TRICK QUESTION, MOTHER****ER. If the bomb doesn't go over 50 mph in the first place, it'll never be armed.
They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :PA barrel roll.
I'm gonna get to the door, tuck my arms in, and hit the ground rolling.
SpidersRMe
They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :PTropicalshowerIf the bus has a bomb, I suppose you could say it's "riding dirty".
If the bus has a bomb, I suppose you could say it's "riding dirty".[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :PSpidersRMe
[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :Pcarrot-cakeIf the bus has a bomb, I suppose you could say it's "riding dirty".Well if it is a dirty bomb, and the radio so loud, you could say that "my music so loud"..... You've lost me.
Well if it is a dirty bomb, and the radio so loud, you could say that "my music so loud"..... You've lost me.[QUOTE="carrot-cake"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"] If the bus has a bomb, I suppose you could say it's "riding dirty".SpidersRMe
I've seen that movie. It's called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."rockguy92
:lol: Homer Simpson FTW!
As far as the question goes, just don't reach 50 mph in the first place...
If Speed has taught us anything, the only way to solve that is to crash the bus into a plane and then crash a subway train.
Somehow it all works out.
Find the bomb and detach it while still going the same speed, then find a remote area and throw the bomb out so it goes off.
Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.
Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.
EDIT: Wait, am I the one driving? Well then I'd get some other guy to cover for me. And everyone else would ask:
"Why is a 14 year old driving, in the first place?! This is probably all his fault! You know kids today, they're either emo and suicidal, or they're gangsters, and trying to kill everyone, with their 'yo-yo-yo' and their 'booty!' LET'S GET HIM!!!"
Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.
Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.
_IronManDude_
What if they're all dudes?
[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"]
Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.
Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.
avatar_genius
What if they're all dudes?
Well, in that case I have a serious dilemma, don't I? I'll just save myself, and hope that my getting on the news gets some "hot-girl-attention." Or HGA, the new short version, which I hope takes off.[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="_IronManDude_"]
Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.
Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.
_IronManDude_
What if they're all dudes?
Well, in that case I have a serious dilemma, don't I? I'll just save myself, and hope that my getting on the news gets some "hot-girl-attention." Or HGA, the new short version, which I hope takes off.It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.
Well, in that case I have a serious dilemma, don't I? I'll just save myself, and hope that my getting on the news gets some "hot-girl-attention." Or HGA, the new short version, which I hope takes off.[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]
What if they're all dudes?
avatar_genius
It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.
Well, fine. What about REALLY Hot-Girl Attention? RHGA?[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] Well, in that case I have a serious dilemma, don't I? I'll just save myself, and hope that my getting on the news gets some "hot-girl-attention." Or HGA, the new short version, which I hope takes off._IronManDude_
It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.
Well, fine. What about REALLY Hot-Girl Attention? RHGA?Richmond Hill Group of Artists
Well, fine. What about REALLY Hot-Girl Attention? RHGA?[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]
It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.
avatar_genius
Richmond Hill Group of Artists
ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO? It doesn't stand for anything, I just wanted to make one :([QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] Well, fine. What about REALLY Hot-Girl Attention? RHGA? _IronManDude_
Richmond Hill Group of Artists
ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO? It doesn't stand for anything, I just wanted to make one :(Looks like you got dibs on that one.
ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO? It doesn't stand for anything, I just wanted to make one :([QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]
Richmond Hill Group of Artists
avatar_genius
Looks like you got dibs on that one.
YES!! This is why I'm AWESOME! Now... to find something to associate it with... Zany Girls Hate Intelligent F****** Guys, Hell, and Tomatoes Oh My God What The F*** Barbecue Laugh Out Loud Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. No, no... THAT is why I'm awesome.[QUOTE="avatar_genius"][QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO? It doesn't stand for anything, I just wanted to make one :(_IronManDude_
Looks like you got dibs on that one.
YES!! This is why I'm AWESOME! Now... to find something to associate it with... Zany Girls Hate Intelligent F****** Guys, Hell, and Tomatoes Oh My God What The F*** Barbecue Laugh Out Loud Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. No, no... THAT is why I'm awesome.Looks like it's official then. 8)
YES!! This is why I'm AWESOME! Now... to find something to associate it with... Zany Girls Hate Intelligent F****** Guys, Hell, and Tomatoes Oh My God What The F*** Barbecue Laugh Out Loud Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. No, no... THAT is why I'm awesome.[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]
Looks like you got dibs on that one.
avatar_genius
Looks like it's official then. 8)
This is starting to get a little off topic. Nah. It was off topic until I came in. Then it followed it's natural course of being awesome.What if the bomb ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO's you back, off the street?I would ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO the bomb off the bus.
avatar_genius
[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]What if the bomb ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO's you back, off the street?I would ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO the bomb off the bus.
_IronManDude_
Then I'll just have to BGIWYADSICPABIYMH the bomb so it can't ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO first. 8)
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