One night stand with a turtle

Yesterday I dreamed that I had a one night stand with a 200 years old lady turtle, she was a freak on the bed. A wild one. This is one of the strangest dream I ever had. Whats your weirdest dream?

Were you a turtle too?

Have you ever read something so profoundly stupid you wanted to go out an punch someone in the face?

I fold. You win...take my money...

Oh, man. Turtles stick all of their extremities into their shell when they get frightened. I just hope you went for the right end. You wouldn't come out of that one whole, otherwise. That would turn your dream into a nightmare really fast.

@PurpleMan5000: Especially if it was a snapping turtle =P

two night stands is better feng shui for two lovers

Was that an actual dream or were you doing acid?

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LSD is a hell of a drug.

Did she consent to the act though? THAT's the real question here.

Well I'd assume she did, otherwise she'd just tuck into her shell..

but a better question is how even a turtle lived to be that old.. the oldest known turtle supposedly died at 175 years old, so how could one live to be 25 years older and still be "a freak on the bed?"

TC, I question the logic of your dream, sir.

You mean the oldest turtle known to man? I wish I could tell you about the noises she made during that time. Human mind is strange indeed.

Please do.

It was so incomprehensible and unearthly that it makes me think it was a message from god.

*Leaves thread, never to return*

I have had weirder dreams. Once I had a dream that I was eating a movie rather than watching it. Don't ask me to explain how that works.

so was she out of the shell or in the shell? and if she was in the shell did you just **** the holes of the shell? so many questions.

not my weirdest, but my most recent dream that i remembered.

I was in a kitchen with some other guys then we got attacked by some raptors. the other guys didnt make it. i made my way to a pantry. the raptors were trying to pull the door open. i was doing ok keeping it shut. my heart was pounding though. literally felt scared shitless. then silence. like a dumbass, i opened the door to check things out. then got stabbed by something a couple times. got back in the pantry. the raptors started trying to get the door open again. i was getting weak. finally just said "**** it" and pushed the door open and let them attack me.

i dropped to my knees as a gush of blood poured from my neck. i put my hand in the stream of blood flowing. felt nice and warm. then i fell to the floor. darkness. then i had awoken in my bed. got up and went to take a shower. as i was showering, the water turned red and thicker, im assuming it turned into blood. i put my hands up to shields my face. got out of the shower.

then i woke up. it was surreal. the emotions and shit felt so damn real. could feel my heart pounding, the hopelessness. the weakness.

she took out her shell in a erotic way.

Did you touch her shoulder?

@konvikt_17: Thanks for spoiling the plot for the new Jurassic Park =/

Playas grab ass not shoulder. but I couldn't find anything to grab except her neck.

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