OMG!, i heard my sister having SEX last night T_T;;;

If you feel like a wimp...you can say to your parents, who are sleeping...*knock,knock, knock,*

Parents: WTF get to bed
You: I here some change noice in my sisters room...sounds like a guy
Parents: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

Problem solved...she may hate you...but it could be a career saver

That sucks for you.

It's funny for us.

Canuck3000

What do you want us to do about it?

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="lugiemojeed"]i have a idea find out the guy your sister had sex with see if the guy has a sister and have sex with his sisterhelium_flash

Kidnap the brother, then, on a dark and stormy night, secretly switch your sister in her bed with the younger brother...who of course will be gagged and blindfolded. It being dark and stormy, it will be dificult for the guy to see who it is in bed, but he'll just assume its your sister...then you get to break the news to him that he had sex with his own brother...the shock might kill him...perfect revenge.

even better. you should've busted in and said:

"leeeeroy jennnnnkiiiiinsssss" and take a picture of her reaction.  

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]Would you rather hear your parents have sex? helium_flash

She's my older sister, and even though i could probably beat up her bf, it's not my place to decide what she does.

Since i was born after her.

[QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="lugiemojeed"]i have a idea find out the guy your sister had sex with see if the guy has a sister and have sex with his sisterMumbles527

Kidnap the brother, then, on a dark and stormy night, secretly switch your sister in her bed with the younger brother...who of course will be gagged and blindfolded. It being dark and stormy, it will be dificult for the guy to see who it is in bed, but he'll just assume its your sister...then you get to break the news to him that he had sex with his own brother...the shock might kill him...perfect revenge.

If only i could. 

even better. you should've busted in and said:

"leeeeroy jennnnnkiiiiinsssss" and take a picture of her reaction.  

Kikouken

Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up. 

[QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]Would you rather hear your parents have sex? schoeffmaster

She's my older sister, and even though i could probably beat up her bf, it's not my place to decide what she does.

Since i was born after her.

I do have the most trust, but i can't decide what she does with her life.  My mother probably expects this already.  I dont know what my dad would do.

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?Kikouken

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up. 

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?schoeffmaster

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up.

Don't know, 20 maybe.  

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?Kikouken

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up.

Older siblings have no respect for younger ones. 

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="helium_flash"][QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="CommanderShiro"]Would you rather hear your parents have sex? helium_flash

She's my older sister, and even though i could probably beat up her bf, it's not my place to decide what she does.

Since i was born after her.

I do have the most trust, but i can't decide what she does with her life.  My mother probably expects this already.  I dont know what my dad would do.

Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?Kikouken

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up. 

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?CommanderShiro

Awkward eh? 

My room is directley below my sister's.  One time I woke up to the sound *thudthudthudthud* and I couldn't go back to sleep. They also did it on the couch while I was on the computer.

(them) 69|------|(Me)

i walked into my sisters room while she was doing it with her fiance but lucky there weren't any lights on so i didn't see anythingmastershake575

Did they even notice you? 

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up.

Older siblings have no respect for younger ones. 

My room is directley below my sister's.  One time I woke up to the sound *thudthudthudthud* and I couldn't go back to sleep. They also did it on the couch while I was on the computer.

(them) 69|------|(Me)

slorg_king

AWESOME DIAGRAM!!!

My room is directley below my sister's. One time I woke up to the sound *thudthudthudthud* and I couldn't go back to sleep. They also did it on the couch while I was on the computer.

(them) 69|------|(Me)

slorg_king

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

Awkward eh?

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?MCGSMB

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up. 

My room is directley below my sister's.  One time I woke up to the sound *thudthudthudthud* and I couldn't go back to sleep. They also did it on the couch while I was on the computer.

(them) 69|------|(Me)

slorg_king

[QUOTE="MCGSMB"][QUOTE="Kikouken"]

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?schoeffmaster

Well. kinda.

When I was in grade 4, I slept in the same room as my brother. and I woke up to nothing but him and his girlfriend getting it on. it sound like somebody squishing a wet sponge with their hands. it was loud, that's why I woke up.

Lawl.  I never really noticed what it sounded like. 

[QUOTE="slorg_king"]

My room is directley below my sister's. One time I woke up to the sound *thudthudthudthud* and I couldn't go back to sleep. They also did it on the couch while I was on the computer.

(them) 69|------|(Me)

X360PS3AMD05

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

Awkward eh?

:lol:  Posting this on Gamespot will not get your mind off of it.dracula_16

[QUOTE="dracula_16"]:lol:  Posting this on Gamespot will not get your mind off of it.schoeffmaster

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?CommanderShiro

Awkward eh?

[QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?CommanderShiro

Awkward eh?

That would seem pretty pathetic if my dad did that.  But mine's a tech-noob, so he probably wouldn't know how to search for porn on the computer. 

post some goddam pictures of your sister

[QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="dracula_16"]:lol:  Posting this on Gamespot will not get your mind off of it.Cyrax-Sektor

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]

[QUOTE="CommanderShiro"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Any stories like this from anyone else?helium_flash

Awkward eh?

That would seem pretty pathetic if my dad did that.  But mine's a tech-noob, so he probably wouldn't know how to search for porn on the computer. 

It was HORRIBLE.

I was in my room last night. It was past 12, and i decided to stop reading and listen to my iPod. However, since i was lying in my bed, i was kinda unconfortable, and tried to change positions and my earbuds fell out. I then heard some *noises* from my sisters room. Our rooms are right next to each other, so i can hear her move around. I figured she was just doing sit-ups because sometimes she does them late at night, but then i realized the *noises* weren't stopping.

And the worst part was, i HAD TO LISTEN TO IT! I couldn't just put my iPod back on and just blast the music. I HAD TO LISTEN! I knew my sister wasn't a virgin (she practically admitted it to me), and i'm not a virgin myself, so it may seem kinda hypocritical to some. But really, she's only a year and a half older than me. She's 18, i'm 16. I'm sure people with older sisters understand my pain.

****! And it went on for like... 10-15 minutes! My parents didn't hear also because we sleep on the first floor, and my parents sleep on the second floor. After the commotion stopped, i put my iPod back on and just blasted the music, but even then i couldn't get my mind off of it. I didn't sleep well that night.

Spare some sympathies anyone?

helium_flash

wow i feel bad for you 

[QUOTE="Cyrax-Sektor"][QUOTE="schoeffmaster"][QUOTE="dracula_16"]:lol: Posting this on Gamespot will not get your mind off of it.schoeffmaster

There are tons of quotes that you could use from this thread.