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#1 shadow3555
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                                         what would u do if the dead walked like in dawn of the dead?

                                                                 what would u do for ur survival?

 i would lock my self in my room for like 30mins and say wtf i s happing then cry for about 20 mins then get my self straight get a weapon problly a baseball bat i always keep one under my bed   to protact my ps3 and pc :D and if my all famliy was dead and friends i would problly look for more ppl get more weapons and go island.

 

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#2 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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I would pray to god to save me.
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#3 Robograndma
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i would go to where the oompa loompas live.
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#4 tomxizor
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A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)
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#5 foxhound_fox
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Bust out my titanium crowbar and head to my nearest Walmart and gunstore... grab some kind of badass outfit and some guns and start surviving.
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#6 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Join em'.
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#7 Robograndma
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and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" book
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#8 1ND1FF3R3NT
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English?
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#9 tomxizor
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Join em'.aaaaarrrrggggg

You already look like one, so you'd probably fit right in. :P  Just kidding, but you really do look like a Romero Zombie.

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#10 Hinata237
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Go to the mall
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#11 doomzmaster
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i'd get a gun and some ammo
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#12 tomxizor
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and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" bookRobograndma

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured* 

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#13 shadow3555
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Bust out my titanium crowbar and head to my nearest Walmart and gunstore... grab some kind of badass outfit and some guns and start surviving.foxhound_fox

lol badass outfit first think that came to my head was no shirt no pants just a male g string and my crow bar :D time to kill some zombis

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#14 Robograndma
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[QUOTE="Robograndma"]and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" booktomxizor

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured*


sorry, it says be prepared
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#15 bminns
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i would kick a zombie in the balls, i've always wanted to do that to someone but never had the chance.
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#16 SUPERheroes_DP
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I read The Zombie Survival Guide; I think I'm prepared.
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#17 Robograndma
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I read The Zombie Survival Guide; I think I'm prepared.SUPERheroes_DP

yea i love that book, did you read world war Z its really good.
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#18 lemonfreshpanda
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i would go to where the oompa loompas live.Robograndma
And recruit them to fight the zombie menace.
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#19 lemonfreshpanda
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A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor
Whimp...
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#20 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="Robograndma"]and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" bookRobograndma

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured*


sorry, it says be prepared

So you're saying, you have an inpenetrable fortress with a lifetime supply of MREs, five dozen M1 Carbines, two dozen pistols, over three dozen various bladed weapons, and about 130 bicycles?  

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#21 Robograndma
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[QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="Robograndma"]and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" booktomxizor

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured*


sorry, it says be prepared

So you're saying, you have an inpenetrable fortress with a lifetime supply of MREs, five dozen M1 Carbines, two dozen pistols, over three dozen various bladed weapons, and about 130 bicycles?


blades dont need reloading :)
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#22 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)lemonfreshpanda
Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :| 

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#23 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="Robograndma"]and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" bookRobograndma

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured*


sorry, it says be prepared

So you're saying, you have an inpenetrable fortress with a lifetime supply of MREs, five dozen M1 Carbines, two dozen pistols, over three dozen various bladed weapons, and about 130 bicycles?


blades dont need reloading :)

But you have to get close to use them. Would you really charge into a crowd of a dozen undead cannibals with a single machete? 

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[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :| 

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...
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#25 Robograndma
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[QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="Robograndma"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="Robograndma"]and definately keep my "zombie survival guide" booktomxizor

*running away from zombies* "Ok, the guide says to....Destroy the brain to kill them! Ok what do I kill them with?....A Machete! Where's the damn hardware store?!" *gets disemboweled and devoured*


sorry, it says be prepared

So you're saying, you have an inpenetrable fortress with a lifetime supply of MREs, five dozen M1 Carbines, two dozen pistols, over three dozen various bladed weapons, and about 130 bicycles?


blades dont need reloading :)

But you have to get close to use them. Would you really charge into a crowd of a dozen undead cannibals with a single machete?


why are you fighting them?
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#26 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)lemonfreshpanda

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.  

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[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.  

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.
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#28 SUPERheroes_DP
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[QUOTE="SUPERheroes_DP"]I read The Zombie Survival Guide; I think I'm prepared.Robograndma

yea i love that book, did you read world war Z its really good.

Haven't read that yet but I'll pick it up next time I'm at the mall.
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#29 tomxizor
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)lemonfreshpanda

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.

I doubt I'd go to Hell. Purgatory at the least. God wouldn't do that to us, unless she has a sick-ass sense of humor. :?

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#30 MichaeltheCM
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i would break into an armory and start "killing" as many of them as i could
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#31 lemonfreshpanda
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[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.

I doubt I'd go to Hell. Purgatory at the least. God wouldn't do that to us, unless she has a sick-ass sense of humor. :?

No, you misunderstand.
You're going to failing-to-be-a-badass hell.
You could go to heaven and still be in that particular hell.
Hope you enjoy getting beaten up by Kevin Federline, who is a bigger badass than you.
Hurts, don't it?
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[QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)lemonfreshpanda

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.

I doubt I'd go to Hell. Purgatory at the least. God wouldn't do that to us, unless she has a sick-ass sense of humor. :?

No, you misunderstand.
You're going to failing-to-be-a-badass hell.
You could go to heaven and still be in that particular hell.
Hope you enjoy getting beaten up by Kevin Federline, who is a bigger badass than you.
Hurts, don't it?

Not really. I'm not intimidated by a failed dancer who married a crazy woman who probably started the zombie plague.  :|

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[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.

I doubt I'd go to Hell. Purgatory at the least. God wouldn't do that to us, unless she has a sick-ass sense of humor. :?

No, you misunderstand.
You're going to failing-to-be-a-badass hell.
You could go to heaven and still be in that particular hell.
Hope you enjoy getting beaten up by Kevin Federline, who is a bigger badass than you.
Hurts, don't it?

Not really. I'm not intimidated by a failed dancer who married a crazy woman who probably started the zombie plague.  :|

That's not the point.
The point is that you're being way too serious about this exchange of ours and for that Kevin Federline will beat you up. Because you're a wimp. In fact, you're such a wimp that a horrible wimp like Kevin Federline can beat you up. And that's pretty wimpy, wimp.
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#34 KiIIyou
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I like zombies so i'd just migrate with them.
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#35 krunkmastax
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Go to the mallHinata237

Dead Rising anyone? 

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#36 Hinata237
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[QUOTE="Hinata237"]Go to the mallKrunkMastaX

Dead Rising anyone? 


Lol, yeah. Maybe after living in the mall until the food is gone, i'll open the security gates and take out my chainsaw lol
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#37 krunkmastax
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[QUOTE="KrunkMastaX"]

[QUOTE="Hinata237"]Go to the mallHinata237

Dead Rising anyone?


Lol, yeah. Maybe after living in the mall until the food is gone, i'll open the security gates and take out my chainsaw lol

And kick some zombie ass! 

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I'll get out of the city as fast as I can. With my Thunderbird bike.
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                                         what would u do if the dead walked like in dawn of the dead?

                                                                 what would u do for ur survival?

 i would lock my self in my room for like 30mins and say wtf i s happing then cry for about 20 mins then get my self straight get a weapon problly a baseball bat i always keep one under my bed   to protact my ps3 and pc :D and if my all famliy was dead and friends i would problly look for more ppl get more weapons and go island.

 

shadow3555

Well that means I'm not comin' for your PS3 anytime soon......I'm gonna be assaulted by a bat weilding, zombie paranoid lunatic.

Funny post man, pretty funny.....

I'd stock up on all my knives, and take a hammer as my main weapon.  Then I'd go from house to house and pillage until I found a gun.  Then I'd stock up on H2O, food, any pills available, get medical supplies and outdoor survival equipment.  YEA!!  I'd keep looking until I found a shotgun too.  Then I'd head for the mountains, near a water source and try to survive.

I'd get me a porsche too, preferably a GT.

Yea that's about it.

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Start taking on zombies with frying pans,knives,hockey sticks, any object that I can get my hands on.
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play some nintendo and take a nap
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[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"][QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]

[QUOTE="lemonfreshpanda"][QUOTE="tomxizor"]A Gun+Bullet+My head=Safety and serenity:)tomxizor

Whimp...

No, I'd rather not be torn in two and watch my entrails be devoured like sausage at a homeless shelter. :|

Not even with your dual assault riflies blazing and shrill war cry echoeing off the canyon walls of the valleys?
Pfft...

Sorry, seeing myself gruesomely devoured like Rhodes from Day of the Dead would probably scar me even in the afterlife.

No.
It would be the most awesome death ever. And then Kurt Russell would come in with his SMG's and avenge my death, and I would get a giant shrine dedicated to me, and it would have automatic machine guns mounted on it so I could kill zombies from the afterlife.
You, on the other hand, will get laughed at as you burn in failing-to-be-a-badass hell.

I doubt I'd go to Hell. Purgatory at the least. God wouldn't do that to us, unless she has a sick-ass sense of humor. :?

She? O.o 

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Run off to Finland in hopes of safety