Nine-month-old boy accused of planning murder

A 9-month-old was recently accused of attempted murder, threatening police and interfering in governmental affairs.

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He looks freakishly big for a 9-month old. Is he just freakishly big or are Pakistani people really small and he just looks bigger by contrast?

Sometimes you just gotta smile.

No way in fucking hell that this is legit.

It's Pakistan. What do you expect? >_>

I still find it incredibly difficult to believe this isn't a joke that some legit news source saw and claimed to be real. Sorry, I just can't.

Texas. Gotta be Texas. Oh, Pakistan? Um, I was close.

LOLWUT

wtf how do you put a 9 month old baby on trial lmfao

Believe me, I'm very surprised someone hasn't mention the Onion yet. I thought they would've by now...

Glad they caught him

I'll tell you...many an infant have looked at me sideways, just waiting for the moment to bust a baby bottle over my head.

Adorable, my ass! Don't trust ANY kid over the age of six months--they'll gut you and leave you to bleed out when you least expect it.

I'm trying to understand the officials logical thinking but I really can't.

I kinda feel like this is an onion article that's been spread or something.

Then again it's the middle east.

I expected Florida lol.

You don't. At least in a Western justice system. But this is Pakistan.

Pakistan is not in the Middle East. It is in South Asia.

South Asia isn't that much better, really.

This is quite representative of the general level of intelligence in that region.

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah
You sip that milk
Mother fvcker don't even care

LOL pakistan

@chaoscougar1 said:

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah

You sip that milk

Mother fvcker don't even care

Has that dead stare of a stone cold killer.

Pakistani is in a mess. I have a lot of friends who are Pakistani and they tell me that they don't even recognize their own country anymore. Kidnapping is quite common there. One of my co-worker's brother in laws got kidnapped for money. Soon as they paid the ransom they let him go. But this is a common occurrence now in Pakistani.

I hope this kid gets whats coming to him.

Well , plain evidence that the police officer in question was a moron.

the police officer that booked the case got suspended.

@chaoscougar1 said:

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah

You sip that milk

Mother fvcker don't even care

He understands better than I ever will.

Disgusting.

BBC News is so slow they couldn't even release an April Fool's article in time...

The only thing you have to know this is the religion of peace at work.

Here's a picture of the baby caught in action. He was reportedly able to speak fluent English.