Nearly stabbed my eye

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#1  Edited By GTA_dude
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Yesterday I was working hard in my garage and in a split second I rapidly, accidentally stabbed myself in the face with a very sharp pointed metal object. Ended up about 2 centimeters from getting my eye, which would obviously cause me to loose it. Kinda funny, not very often you value your ability to see.

I've had plenty of close calls with dieing. Car accidents, hospital visits, but this is just the more recent interesting story. This was doing just a daily activity (Well, for me atleast), so it makes it alittle different then most. Anyone else have anything interesting that's somewhat related?

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#2 Master_Live
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Glad you are alright 300 dude.

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#3 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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Didn't someone once tell you that's why the gods saw fit to grant you a spare?

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#5 4myAmuzumament
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I nearly gave myself a paper cut reaching for a freshly printed document.

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#6 VaguelyTagged
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man up and stab yourself in the eye. that will make a far better story to tell.

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#7 Netret0120
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Good that you're okay Spartan warrior:-)

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#8 plageus900
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I'm no stranger to the ER.

In 10th grade, I nearly sliced my entire ear off while fucking around in the woods with my friends. I had to get 15 stitches. In 12th grade, I cut the tips of two of my fingers off in wood shop. They took x-rays and found that not only did I cut the tips off, I fractured both fingers in the process. I had to wear a dressing around both of them for about 4 weeks while they healed. I have nubs now. In the Air Force, I split my head open twice; once on a missile fin and once on the jet. Bled everywhere, had to rush to the ER, etc. Stiches and staples.

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#9 sukraj
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@Master_Live said:

Glad you are alright 300 dude.

he looks like a 300 dude innit

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#10  Edited By elkoldo
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@VaguelyTagged: You gave me a big lol my dear countryman.

Oh and, he looks more like Joel if you guys ask me!

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#11 lamprey263
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Awww, you're such a handsome feller, and now you can tell chicks you got in a knife fight.

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#12 The_Mancunian
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looks nasty man! close call!

you should totally tell people you wrestled a bear or something ;D

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#13 GTA_dude
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Lol, thanks everyone for the compliments on my looks. Since the incident alot of people have been staring at me, girls mostly. It's ending up as a scar, but I think I could use it in my favor...

@plageus900 said:
In the Air Force, I split my head open twice; once on a missile fin and once on the jet. Bled everywhere, had to rush to the ER, etc. Stiches and staples.

This one sounds bad, and more on the track of what I'm talking about. A daily activity that almost resulted (Or in your case did) in a trip to the ER. Good thing you made it through, any scars?

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#14 GazaAli
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Huh, you look like me when I grow a beard. Strange.

Anyway, glad you didn't totally **** yourself up, losing an eye would have been too shitty to deal with.

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#15  Edited By hippiesanta
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@GTA_dude said:

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#16 GTA_dude
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Who's that guy?

@GazaAli said:

Huh, you look like me when I grow a beard. Strange.

Anyway, glad you didn't totally **** yourself up, losing an eye would have been too shitty to deal with.

Odds are you are younger then me, so you look like me when you grow a beard lol. But thank you, it probably would have sucked

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#18 plageus900
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@GTA_dude said:

Lol, thanks everyone for the compliments on my looks. Since the incident alot of people have been staring at me, girls mostly. It's ending up as a scar, but I think I could use it in my favor...

@plageus900 said:
In the Air Force, I split my head open twice; once on a missile fin and once on the jet. Bled everywhere, had to rush to the ER, etc. Stiches and staples.

This one sounds bad, and more on the track of what I'm talking about. A daily activity that almost resulted (Or in your case did) in a trip to the ER. Good thing you made it through, any scars?

Yes.

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#19 Dogswithguns
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@Master_Live said:

Glad you are alright 300 dude.

300 dude.. LOL

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#20 Makhaidos
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I assume you proceeded to kick the object into a pit while screaming something about Sparta.

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#21  Edited By elkoldo
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Okay I'm getting tired of this , STOP pretending like he doesn't look like Joel.All of you.

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