Name 5 impossible things

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#1 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

#2 Posted by konvikt_17 (22171 posts) -

Fixing this site

#3 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -

Fixing this site

konvikt_17
lol name 4 more !
#4 Posted by chessmaster1989 (29110 posts) -

Fixing this site

konvikt_17
#5 Posted by British_Azimio (2452 posts) -

Fixing this site

konvikt_17
They're working on it, man. Working on it.
#6 Posted by johnd13 (7995 posts) -

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

#7 Posted by chessmaster1989 (29110 posts) -

2. Anyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

johnd13

Fixed :P

Well the Extended Cut was better at least.

#8 Posted by Brosephus_Rex (507 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

British_Azimio

They're working on it, man. Working on it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#9 Posted by jointed (16719 posts) -
Good threads in OT.
#10 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -
[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

British_Azimio
They're working on it, man. Working on it.

lol just like Obama is working on fixing America ? :L
#11 Posted by TAMKFan (32731 posts) -

Being able to jump to a top of a building from the ground.

A thunderstorm happening without lightning.

Eating a hamburger without chewing on it.

Seeing the sky rain money.

Travelling to different planets.

#12 Posted by Bucked20 (6951 posts) -
Kobe shooting 50% for a season
#13 Posted by The_Gaming_Baby (6335 posts) -

Surviving in space without a suit

Surviving underwater without a suit

Surviving with Barney without a suit

Being a lawyer without a suit

Wearing a suit without wearing a suit

Suit

#14 Posted by Bloodseeker23 (8338 posts) -
Number 2 is actually pretty common. When you eat real fast, you'll feel hungry and full at the same time
#15 Posted by chaoscougar1 (36782 posts) -
Travelling to different planetsTAMKFan
For the time being
#16 Posted by Necrifer (10629 posts) -

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

AussieePet

I do the impossible on a daily basis.

#17 Posted by The_Gaming_Baby (6335 posts) -

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

AussieePet
A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full
#18 Posted by ScorpionTroll (842 posts) -

Attending my own funeral as a guy named Phil Schifly.

#19 Posted by ToastRider11 (2573 posts) -

Flying like how Superman does.

Being at Disneyland and Six flags at the same time.

Read the thoughts of rabbits while they have sex.

Use a Xbox controller to drive a car.

Enjoy math.

#20 Posted by DeadMan1290 (15502 posts) -

Make up a new color. /thread

#21 Posted by TacticalDesire (10713 posts) -

Surviving in space without a suit

Surviving underwater without a suit

Surviving with Barney without a suit

Being a lawyer without a suit

Wearing a suit without wearing a suit

Suit

The_Gaming_Baby

Your response suits this thread.

#22 Posted by TacticalDesire (10713 posts) -

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

johnd13

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

#23 Posted by johnd13 (7995 posts) -

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

TacticalDesire

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

#24 Posted by TacticalDesire (10713 posts) -

[QUOTE="TacticalDesire"]

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

johnd13

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

Alright, I'll put in the good word for you. I'll tell her how you're a fighter pilot.

#25 Posted by Nengo_Flow (9523 posts) -
Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.
#26 Posted by markop2003 (29917 posts) -

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

AussieePet
2. Prader-Willi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prader%E2%80%93Willi_syndrome 3. Air shower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_shower_(room)
#27 Posted by markop2003 (29917 posts) -
[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"] A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full

A human can too if they eat nothing but rabbit.
#28 Posted by johnd13 (7995 posts) -

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="TacticalDesire"]

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

TacticalDesire

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

Alright, I'll put in the good word for you. I'll tell her how you're a fighter pilot.

Happiness achieved!

#29 Posted by DeadMan1290 (15502 posts) -
[QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.

Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:
#30 Posted by Nude_Dude (5371 posts) -
2. Being Hungry and full at the same timeAussieePet
It's called fat people
#31 Posted by DeadMan1290 (15502 posts) -
[QUOTE="AussieePet"]2. Being Hungry and full at the same timeNude_Dude
It's called fat people

:lol: True.
#32 Posted by play_thegame (3630 posts) -

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

AussieePet
1 could get your head shot of with such force it spins off and your tongue makes contact with neck, 2. Cannabis, 3. step into the shower in some kind of wet suit. 4. being brain dead. 5. i got nothing :s
#33 Posted by Nengo_Flow (9523 posts) -

[QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.DeadMan1290
Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:

Why is he going up there? doesnt make any sense. Anyways he kind sucks in live performances, his songs arent the type of songs for parties or anything like that.

They need to hurry up and finshed this video tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw905ZLCLy4&feature=plcp

I'll be honest, there are alot of artist that arent really worth seeing live, and he is one of them.

#34 Posted by ristactionjakso (5713 posts) -

[QUOTE="British_Azimio"][QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

AussieePet

They're working on it, man. Working on it.

lol just like Obama is working on fixing America ? :L

O burn, I like it:D Licking your elbow.

#35 Posted by Seraphy- (1820 posts) -
Good threads in OT.jointed
It saddens me that this thread is anything but blank quotes of this post.
#36 Posted by SteverXIII (3827 posts) -
TC making a decent topic
#37 Posted by DeadMan1290 (15502 posts) -

[QUOTE="DeadMan1290"][QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.Nengo_Flow

Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:

Why is he going up there? doesnt make any sense. Anyways he kind sucks in live performances, his songs arent the type of songs for parties or anything like that.

They need to hurry up and finshed this video tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw905ZLCLy4&feature=plcp

I'll be honest, there are alot of artist that arent really worth seeing live, and he is one of them.

I agree, his songs are not live concert material, but, he's coming to Montreal and it's not expensive, so I thin why not? Besides, it's my birthday and I didn't get to go see De La Ghetto, DY, Don Omar and the others that came before.... So, I'll go see him. And I thought the video for that song was made....
#38 Posted by gamerguru100 (10502 posts) -

Having a stress-free life

Surviving a .50 caliber bullet to the head

A kick to the balls that doesn't hurt

A world without conflict

Setting wet wood on fire

#39 Posted by playmynutz (5981 posts) -
you can't wake up dead a mouse can't be a rat when it's outside you can't whistle while eating a cracker you can't sneeze cough and hiccup at the same time and you can't fall of the edge of the earth
#40 Posted by BranKetra (48194 posts) -
1. Nothing in the universe can be created or destroyed. 2. Absolute zero. 3. Shenmue never getting a sequel. 4. Rayman being a bad game. 5. Chrono Trigger being a bad game.
#41 Posted by BranKetra (48194 posts) -
1. Nothing in the universe can be created or destroyed. 2. Absolute zero. 3. Shenmue never getting a sequel. 4. Rayman being a bad game. 5. Chrono Trigger being a bad game.
#42 Posted by DaJuicyMan (3456 posts) -

Being able to jump to a top of a building from the ground.

A thunderstorm happening without lightning.

Eating a hamburger without chewing on it.

Seeing the sky rain money.

Travelling to different planets.

TAMKFan
1. Hobbitt land 2. Be blind 3. Have a big neck 4. Get bill gates drunk 5. the future I win.
#43 Posted by sune_Gem (12463 posts) -

1. Me writting down five facts.

#44 Posted by aaronmullan (33400 posts) -
2. Being Hungry and full at the same time This is true, but sometimes I am extremely hungry, but I still can't seem to eat.
#45 Posted by AjaxNeron (2318 posts) -

Winning the lottery. In the event that you do win the lottery, the only impossible thing I can think of would be not getting used by your friends. :/

#46 Posted by TopTierHustler (3961 posts) -

Intelligent Creationist.

#47 Posted by sune_Gem (12463 posts) -

I hear this after reading nearly every post here...

#48 Posted by LJS9502_basic (150376 posts) -

1. OT becomes glitch free

2. OT has "debates" that don't devolve into insults.

3. People get along with each other.

4. Kevlar stops making threads.

5. AussieePet stops making threads.

#49 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -
[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

The_Gaming_Baby
A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full

But this is for humans lol
#50 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -

1. OT becomes glitch free

2. OT has "debates" that don't devolve into insults.

3. People get along with each other.

4. Kevlar stops making threads.

5. AussieePet stops making threads.

LJS9502_basic
You forgot Lj not insulting anyone for a day is impossible 2