- Detroit looks like a city you would want to live in
- Louis does literally nothing with no relevant purpose
- His gun is now a shit stun gun
- He beats the programmed directive by "trying hard" rather than circumventing it
- In the original movie his wife is a bygone memory, here she is a Victoria Secret models who stands around looking slightly peturbed
- The original movie was a mix of Western, Biblical Epic, sci-fi, drama and comedy, all in a soup that seems to work. New movie has none of this
- The new movie makes lots of lame references to reminds you how much better the original was
- Creepy stop motion replaced by Playstation 2 CGi
- No voilence
- No great or memorable villains
- Satire amounts to "this is bad"
- He is a robot to begin with
- Great stand out sound effects (Ed-209 making pig squeals) replaced with generic crap
- Movie opens with Basil Poledouris theme, 99% of the movie uses some generic Hans Zimmer crap afterwords
- Inferior drug shootout scene
- A million other things
Aside from Robocop, which is the worst thing humanity has ever produced, what reboot do you hate the most?
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