Max Payne was terrible

I honestly thought this could have been a good video game based movie (I still think Silent Hill was the only good one). I mean they had Mark Walhberg, the trailer looked slick and dark and it seemed to be close to the game. I had my first doubts when I saw it was PG-13. HOW DID THEY MAKE MAX PAYNE PG-13!!!! Terrible decision #1. The next terrible decision was the rest of the casting. Seriously Ludacris Jim Bravura? That's the best they could do? The movie was only 85 minutes but somehow they made it feel like an eternity. Why is there so much senseless dialogue in a MAX PAYNE movie. And the sheer fact that they hinted at a sequel made me a very sad panda. Did anyone actually like this garbage movie?

They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckDark-Sithious

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

I honestly thought this could have been a good video game based movie (I still think Silent Hill was the only good one). I mean they had Mark Walhberg, the trailer looked slick and dark and it seemed to be close to the game. I had my first doubts when I saw it was PG-13. HOW DID THEY MAKE MAX PAYNE PG-13!!!! Terrible decision #1. The next terrible decision was the rest of the casting. Seriously Ludacris Jim Bravura? That's the best they could do? The movie was only 85 minutes but somehow they made it feel like an eternity. Why is there so much senseless dialogue in a MAX PAYNE movie. And the sheer fact that they hinted at a sequel made me a very sad panda. Did anyone actually like this garbage movie?

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see my blog for my feeling on this movie :evil:

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckLord__Darkstorn

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

hahaha

The only movie where I didn't hate his performance, was planet of the apes.

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckLord__Darkstorn

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

In The Departed, he did...but I can't think of any other movie where he kicked ass.

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckLord__Darkstorn

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

i heard he has a 3rd nipple ;)

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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckJML897

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

In The Departed, he did...but I can't think of any other movie where he kicked ass.

shooter, four brothers, the happening was misunderstood. planet of the apes.

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[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckJML897

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

In The Departed, he did...but I can't think of any other movie where he kicked ass.

you obviously don't see a lot of movies....

Well according to 3D Realms CEO, the Max Payne movie...sucks..

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/86911-3D-Realms-Bewildered-By-Max-Payne-Movie

[QUOTE="Dark-Sithious"]They had Mark Wahlberg? LoL, that alone could make any movie suckLord__Darkstorn

Shut up! Mark Wahlberg kicks ass!

i kinda like him too.