Jobs you think are for Jackasses (In your opinion)

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#1 Carlos_Santana
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Name some jobs you think are for "asses" or "The scum of people". I'll go first: Credit Card Co. Owners Papparazzis Tobacco Co. Owners (I know, it sounds cliche)
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Politics..
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Being Donald Trump.
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Entertainment shows. For example, Access Hollywood, or Entertainment Tonight. Those people need to get a life.
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Guy that decides who enters a club. Mall security guard. Prosecutor / defense attorney (you have to be a hardass and sometimes argue stuff you don't even believe).
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#6 -911-
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Fast Food Restaurants, Garbage Men, and last but not least Used Car Salesmen.
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Being Donald Trump.ciredude
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Entertainment shows. For example, Access Hollywood, or Entertainment Tonight. Those people need to get a life.metallica_fan42
Ah I can't believe I didn't think of that! I hate those people, they base their lives on what other people do.. It just pisses me off.
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#10 Carlos_Santana
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Entertainment shows. For example, Access Hollywood, or Entertainment Tonight. Those people need to get a life.metallica_fan42
I agree. That kinda ties into Papparazzis
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Mailmen.
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Some reporters. That's all I can come up with off hand. That's a cut throat crowd right there.

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telemarketers Irs agents Tree Cutters
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[QUOTE="metallica_fan42"]Entertainment shows. For example, Access Hollywood, or Entertainment Tonight. Those people need to get a life.AgostonF
Ah I can't believe I didn't think of that! I hate those people, they base their lives on what other people do.. It just pisses me off.

Yeah, I didn't think of those either, They're much worse than Used Car Salesmen.
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Mailmen.Gamester3200
They get paid pretty good actually, since it's a government related job.
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#16 Carlos_Santana
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Why do you think that?
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[QUOTE="Gamester3200"]Mailmen.-911-
They get paid pretty good actually, since it's a government related job.

But aren't they contstantly chased by pitbulls?

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[QUOTE="Gamester3200"]Mailmen.Carlos_Santana
Why do you think that?

Newman comes to mind:P 
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#19 Jigsaw_McGraw
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how 'bout just being an a**hole for a living? Those are probably the biggest jackasses.
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Being a judge on American Idol

Being one of the people who runs the show: Survivor

Telemarketer

Being on the show Wild Boyz

Being in the movie Jackass

Writing reviews for movies

Writing reviews for video games

Being a lawyer

Being a mod on Gamespot

Actor

Singer

Movie director

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#21 steppinrazor88
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ummmm.....i have no idea...
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#22 SymphonicWaves
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Telemarketers, and people who have to sell people stuff, no matter what the product is.
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[QUOTE="-911-"][QUOTE="Gamester3200"]Mailmen.Gamester3200
They get paid pretty good actually, since it's a government related job.

But aren't they contstantly chased by pitbulls?

Not really, it depends what area they live in, and if a pitbull chased them, they could easily get them caught by Animal Control.
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[QUOTE="Gamester3200"][QUOTE="-911-"][QUOTE="Gamester3200"]Mailmen.-911-
They get paid pretty good actually, since it's a government related job.

But aren't they contstantly chased by pitbulls?

Not really, it depends what area they live in, and if a pitbull chased them, they could easily get them caught by Animal Control.

When they got out of the hospital.
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Repo men.
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Socialists, GS Mods.
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Drive-through workers... Not all of them. If you just came to this country, and you work in the drive-through, thats good, your learning english and the culture. Your a teenager working in the drive-through, thats good, your learning the responsibility that comes along with money. Your 45, youve lived in america all you life, THATS A JACKASS JOB
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That job takes alot of balls, imo.
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I'm really offended by the shear amount of idiots who say lawyers. Not all lawyers are money hungry scum. It really pisses me off.
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moderating a forum on a gaming site..

or if you mean a real jackass.. maybe.. carrying a man on its back looking for coffee beans.

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#31 jrhawk42
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just about any job where there's commission there's gonna be a bunch of jackasses.

Police work tend to attract jackasses also (not saying all cops are jackasses, but there's enough to mention it).


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Being one of those kings with a throne and a button on it that opens a trap door and kills everyone that annoys you.
And, of course, being Satan.
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Mailmen.Gamester3200
:o my dad is a postie :|
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#34 MagnumPI
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Police work tend to attract jackasses also (not saying all cops are jackasses.

jrhawk42

  Hehe, you are 100% correct. The police departments here go through more prob-e's and fire more Constables than any career field or line of work.

  COP is a job for intelligent people that were too lazy to attend college. The pay is low, but it has good benefits, a good pension and only requires 20 years for retirement.

  Problem is to be a good cop you must be keen, but the compensation is low, so no one with potential wants to be a police officer. So the requirments to become a certified constable are low. Most of them are A-holes. It's getting wrse too, because they keep lowering the standards.

  It's alss the policy within America to blame COPS for everything and fire them to rectify the problem. While the criminals recieve compensation.

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Telemarketers
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Being one of those kings with a throne and a button on it that opens a trap door and kills everyone that annoys you.
And, of course, being Satan.
SolidSnake_108
Yeah, those are the worst jobs. I hope I never end up doing them.
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#37 Wslacker
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[QUOTE="Gamester3200"]Mailmen.-911-
They get paid pretty good actually, since it's a government related job.

Though it's not a govt job, IRT to an earlier post: trash collectors get paid a pretty good salary as well.
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#38 GameFreak315
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Simple answer:  The guys on Jackass.  :P
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I'd have to say telemarketers.
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McDonalds?
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#41 MagnumPI
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  Postal and sanitation do pay well, as mentioned. You must feel bad for Mall security guards that aren't moonlighting police officers. I don't know how anybody survives as a full time mall security guard. If you're a COP it's extra money, because the city you work for buys your guns, vests, uniforms and all of your other equipment. But most security guards make $8-$10 and hour, which is chump change. And on top of that they must buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment out of their own pockets. It's not worth it. most of their income goes into their equipment. People who work at McDonalds are doing better financially.