Jessica Alba vs. Chuck Norris

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#1 notthephreek15
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this is to the chuck norris fanatics here...who would you choose?
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#2 dustidoodoo
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the hot one

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#4 cloud_04
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jessica alba
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#5 RPG-er
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alba would win.  norris will never hit a girl.
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#6 TheOT_King
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i need pics to decide preferably jessica pics, lots of them
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#7 baconsizzle
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the hot one

dustidoodoo
I say Chuck Norris, too.
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#8 farsideofbryan
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I would much rather have sexual intercourse with jessica Alba.
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#9 Lightening411
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Alba, because I'd hit it.
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#10 Kokoro360
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Norris.
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#11 randex
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alba would win.  norris will never hit a girl.
RPG-er

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.

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#12 dustidoodoo
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[QUOTE="dustidoodoo"]

the hot one

baconsizzle

I say Chuck Norris, too.

i knew somone was gonna use my answer as a joke, thats why i put it, good job:lol:

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They should spawn. Their child would be Emperor of the Earth.
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win.  norris will never hit a girl.
randex

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.

wtf indeed:|

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neither
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#16 Anubis916
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Chuck Norris would seduce Alba and then proceed to teh buttsecks with her...
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#17 MiniGuns
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Chuck Norris

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#18 D34D_4NG3L
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Chuck Norris is so badass, he's the only man in the world who can actually turn into a girl, fight another girl, kill her, and then turn back into a man. So he would roundhouse kick the s*** out of Jessica Alba and definitely win.
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#19 baconsizzle
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[QUOTE="baconsizzle"][QUOTE="dustidoodoo"]

the hot one

dustidoodoo

I say Chuck Norris, too.

i knew somone was gonna use my answer as a joke, thats why i put it, good job:lol:

Thank You. Do i get a present?
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win. norris will never hit a girl.
randex

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.


you dont know how wrong that sounds right now.
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#21 D34D_4NG3L
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[QUOTE="randex"]

[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win.  norris will never hit a girl.
notthephreek15

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.

wtf indeed:|

I know...Chuck Norris ALWAYS wins. Sex does not matter. See my previous post to find out why.

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#22 lonestarg
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win. norris will never hit a girl.

He wouldnt need to hit her.
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#23 notthephreek15
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[QUOTE="randex"]

[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win. norris will never hit a girl.
RPG-er

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.


you dont know how wrong that sounds right now.

would it ever sound right?

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#24 notthephreek15
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New question...who would you rather f***?
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#25 uwillbow2me
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I love Jessica Alba.................*drools*
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#26 D34D_4NG3L
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win. norris will never hit a girl.
lonestarg
He wouldnt need to hit her.

Yea...didnt you know, Chuck Norris can just stare at her and get her pregnant. That would be ownage.

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#27 D34D_4NG3L
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New question...who would you rather f***?notthephreek15

Anyone who doesn't say Chuck Norris is a noob. Chuck Norris is way hotter.

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#28 notthephreek15
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[QUOTE="notthephreek15"]New question...who would you rather f***?D34D_4NG3L

Anyone who doesn't say Chuck Norris is a noob. Chuck Norris is way hotter.

*violently coughs*

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#29 notthephreek15
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it seems all the chuck fans are here today
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#31 soulkeeper90
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"] alba would win. norris will never hit a girl.
randex

WTF? Chuck Norris eats girls for Breakfast because he thinks they smell like Fruit Loops.

WTF? :|............:lol:
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#32 Lightening411
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it seems all the chuck fans are here todaynotthephreek15
I fine Chuck Norris fans in need of serious help.
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#33 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="dustidoodoo"][QUOTE="baconsizzle"][QUOTE="dustidoodoo"]

the hot one

baconsizzle

I say Chuck Norris, too.

i knew somone was gonna use my answer as a joke, thats why i put it, good job:lol:

Thank You. Do i get a present?


I think your present was the joke :|
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#34 notthephreek15
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[QUOTE="notthephreek15"]it seems all the chuck fans are here todayLightening411
I fine Chuck Norris fans in need of serious help.

agreed...REALLY agreed

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#35 *mimbster
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Chuck Norris, Alba is an overrated *****.

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#36 ChipsDubbo
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In terms of appeal, most would go for Jessica Alba... like me.

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#37 LPguitarist19
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Norris would kick her ass.
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#38 Virus3000
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  Jessica Alba
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#39 disneydude35
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i say jessica alba
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#40 Greenwhitegreen
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SUPERMAN!!!...oh...sorry wrong thread...:?
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#41 nickmag
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Alba because theres less chance I'll get a roundhouse kick to the googlies