Screw the wheel, F*$% the combustion engine, and toss concrete and steel into the depths of hell.
The smartphone is, without a doubt, OUR greatest invention. Steve Jobs will be revered as god to the Cylons in the future. Eventually we will evolve into humans who don't do silly ALS Ice Bucket challenges when the fresh water could be used to save all the starving children in Africa. I mean, JESUS EFFING CHRIST!!
In the future, once everyone in the entire world blindly accepts evolution as our true history, we will focus our efforts towards learning and achieving new things. The smart phone is our first leap into quantum learning, folks.
We have endless information at our finger tips and apps like Facebook, Twitter, and all of Google's shit to keep track of all of us, skulking about like friggin burglars with money bags. But this is okay for now because no one out there really cares about you to actually track you with any harmful or shady intent. Just because it can be done illegally, doesn't mean it will. So when the big corporations finally become super transparent and can't sell our information to third parties anymore, we can live with our smart devices in peace.
Whatever the smart phone evolves into should be credited to Steve Jobs for innovating the smart phone...
MANKIND'S GREATEST INVENTION! EVER!
as of today, who knows what tomo wil brng.
Do you agree? I don't think any other invention tops it.
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