Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/13/iran-says-tall-white-space-aliens-control-america/

So I'm not Iranian and have little knowledge of their news services, so please let me know if that Fars is basically Iranian-The-Onion. If it's not, though, holy hell lol! Story is incredible...not only is it space aliens they are basically Nazi space aliens. This could literally be the plot of a video game :P

Well, David Icke has been preaching for years that Martian shapeshifters are in control of all of the world's governments and he's totally serious when he says it. Yet his Youtube videos get tons of thumbs up.

9+ years too late.

Sure looks white to me!

@LostProphetFLCL said:

Sure looks white to me!

That's just the disguise that the alien overlords use. This is a picture of the REAL obama.

I'm Persian. That story you are talking about is only available in EnglishFars not PersianFars and my people are currently laughing at it. Also that forbes link says Iran is close to acquiring nuclear weapon. My response is two fu*ks.

It looks like the movie Prometheus got something right =p

Is EnlgishFars run by different entities than PersianFars?

Maybe our history channel propaganda is finally working outside our own population. Deformation age hits the world stage.

Canada's prime minster has said the same thing in past

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=namPqUB9BpQ

I knew Obama was an alien! Nobody could wreck the United States the way he has unless he was an alien!

:P

*Runs*

They found me out..bastards....