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#1 progenitorvirus
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i met this stripper last week but im confused becuz i dnt wanna waste my money n get suckerd u know. she says im really good looking n even told me she enjoyed talking with me. i haven't spent much money on her infact she gave me a free dance, sometimes her and i will just sit in the back and talk. she flirts with me i understand its her job but she'll touch me, lean her head on my shoulder, but i was drunk last nite n she knew she walkd off she said hi to me but she didnt try taking my money. but ive askd her to go out sumtime but she hasnt said yes yet. im lost cuz it sounds like she does and doesnt, if i culd do something what shuld i do? thanks
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#2 MattUD1
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And the stripper is in love with your money... :o A love triangle!
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Good for you?
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#7 Oleg_Huzwog
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You should touch her shoulder :)tofu-lion91

Yes, listen to Harold. She knows what she's talking about.

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#10 foxhound_fox
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Sounds more like a very lustful infatuation to me.
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i met this stripper last week but im confused becuz i dnt wanna waste my money n get suckerd u know. she says im really good looking n even told me she enjoyed talking with me. i haven't spent much money on her infact she gave me a free dance, sometimes her and i will just sit in the back and talk. she flirts with me i understand its her job but she'll touch me, lean her head on my shoulder, but i was drunk last nite n she knew she walkd off she said hi to me but she didnt try taking my money. but ive askd her to go out sumtime but she hasnt said yes yet. im lost cuz it sounds like she does and doesnt, if i culd do something what shuld i do? thanksprogenitorvirus

Two options:

1) you are t-pain

2) you listen to much to t-pain

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#12 Barry_Chuckle
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Its a stupid life I dated a Russian stripper /lap dancer an she left me a pennyless drunk wreck ..lols
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#13 colonicjas2
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the way i see, strippers are people too. She might honestly like you, and feel a connection with you..

Maybe she wants to spend more time with you. I really don't know what I would do in this situation either, so sorry

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#14 rsiedelmann
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Sorry to say it, my man, but she wants you to drop boatloads of money on her and she knows the quickest way to do it is to play with your heart and make you feel special. It's Stripper 101. Walk the other way and find a nice girl. The savvy man who likes his bank account knows that strippers are for watching, not for dating.
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#15 MasterKingMP
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You should see if you can get her to convert over to being a Dominatrix, they're much more interesting then your common stripper.

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#16 -OpaK-
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You should write a song about your love for the stripper. Oh wait....
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#17 zombieman666
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Isn't that a song?

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#18 Barry_Chuckle
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STRIPPERS ARE NOT HUMAN ..FACT ! Dont let them con you ...hahahaha
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#19 tofu-lion91
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[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]You should touch her shoulder :)Oleg_Huzwog

Yes, listen to Harold. She knows what she's talking about.

Lol I'm stuck with that name now aren't I? :P

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#20 flipin_jackass
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well, you can be persistent. but, just know that they maybe a time where you wont like the idea of your gf stripping for money, or what to tell your friends when they inquire what she does for a living.

i say, enjoy the freebie for now, and let her make the moves.

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#21 MasterKingMP
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Pull a GTA on her. Take her to the alley, when the car stops shaking and she gets out, shoot her in the head and take your money back.
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#22 progenitorvirus
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i guess il have to bite the dust. best thing is i only spent 30 bucks n ive been with her 4 times. shes given me a free dance. i guess u culd say it was lust, i liked her cuz she was different than the other strippers
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lol it does sound like a song.
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#24 progenitorvirus
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well, you can be persistent. but, just know that they maybe a time where you wont like the idea of your gf stripping for money, or what to tell your friends when they inquire what she does for a living.

i say, enjoy the freebie for now, and let her make the moves.

flipin_jackass
she told me alot bout her self shes goin to college for journalism, but i get the idea
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#25 Magna_Man109
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Strippers > Prositutes.
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#26 zim001
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I dated a stripper once she was an obnoxious moron(the worst kind of moron), but it was easy to over look that negative because of her other qualities...if you know what I mean wink wink and im talking about her "woo woo" abilities yes it made all the embarassment worth it

I say go for it

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#27 Oleg_Huzwog
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Lol I'm stuck with that name now aren't I? :P

tofu-lion91

You're stuck with it until I grow bored of it... which isn't likely to happen anytime soon... because Harold is an awesome name.

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#29 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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the way i see, strippers are people too.

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no way :o
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#30 hokies1313
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Uh, just wait and see what happens.
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#31 ciaxhieu
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she just want yo money, unless you are like rich statues i dont think u can afford her
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#32 Redgarl
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It's the game, they play with peoples mind and will to get paid... WTH do you really think she was after?
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#33 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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It's the game, they play with peoples mind and will to get paid... WTH do you really think she was after?Redgarl
His ****, obviously.
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#34 Krigen89
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It's the game, they play with peoples mind and will to get paid... WTH do you really think she was after?Redgarl

My friend once played the game, got a stripper's phone number and email and talked to her for a while... nothing happened in the end 'cause she was REALLY a head case, but hey, everything's possible...

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#35 Jakendo
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[QUOTE="flipin_jackass"]

well, you can be persistent. but, just know that they maybe a time where you wont like the idea of your gf stripping for money, or what to tell your friends when they inquire what she does for a living.

i say, enjoy the freebie for now, and let her make the moves.

progenitorvirus

she told me alot bout her self shes goin to college for journalism, but i get the idea

She goes from a stripper to journalism?

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#36 TyrantDragon55
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God I hate that song. This annoying girl at my old job used to sing it all the time (very badly I might add).
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#37 markop2003
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seems possible she's being genuine so i'ld go for it and see how it goes, just take it slow
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#38 xSIZEMATTER
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That's great. One thing though, we don't care about this or you. AND! I mean that in the most loving way.....:D
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#39 navigata
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She got your money, when your in need..

LOL. This topic is quite funny. Strippers are strippers, no way she lieks lkes you. Money, its their blood.

O well.

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#40 IZoMBiEI
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lol is this your first time with a stripper? they all do that **** to get more money from people. strippers dont generally date customers.
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#41 Sports_N_E_1
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umm this is just like Butters and that episode about the Raisin Girls
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#42 flipin_jackass
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[QUOTE="progenitorvirus"][QUOTE="flipin_jackass"]

well, you can be persistent. but, just know that they maybe a time where you wont like the idea of your gf stripping for money, or what to tell your friends when they inquire what she does for a living.

i say, enjoy the freebie for now, and let her make the moves.

Jakendo

she told me alot bout her self shes goin to college for journalism, but i get the idea

She goes from a stripper to journalism?

Very possible. You need to watch this episode of Frasier. :P
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#43 UltimateXShadow
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Become her abusive boyfriend and take half her profit. ;)

No, that's not right. Just stay away from her and "fall in love" with another broad. Perhaps a full-blown prostitute? (Pun not intended.)