im bored tell me a joke......something funny!

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#1 spoogeyman
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and dont say my life is a joke!!! tell me something i dont know.:roll:
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#3 coltonnaslund
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sorry.........all my jokes are racist
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#4 Robbie_IV
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There are thousands of people on the Internet who belive that they can be cursed by not reposting a message. Hilarity!
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#5 V4LENT1NE
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I dont really know any good ones that I could say on here...........
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#6 Bidiot
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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"
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#7 Shinobi1234
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ****Wiped his butt**** I read it on the internet, I didn't make it up.
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#8 slinky6
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[QUOTE="Shinobi1234"]What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? ****Wiped his butt**** I read it on the internet, I didn't make it up.

:lol:
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#9 LA_lakers_4life
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so there was this chick right...she was working on a puzzle and she was having a really hard time doin it...so she goes to her husband and says "honey, im working on this puzzle of a tiger and its so hard, theres a bajillion pieces and none seem to fit, can you help me hun?" her husband says "yeah babe ill help you out"...he follows here to where shes working on the puzzle and she shows him the box and the pieces and says "see hun, this puzzle of the tiger is impossible"........he looks at her and he looks at the box then he looks at the puzzle pieces and looks at her again....then he says... "honey...put the frosted flakes back in the box please"
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty nine year olds?

Because there are twenty of them...

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#11 Ignignokt104
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These are pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVofYhqMc0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zU2G635p78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpHEvNpuwA

Can someone link, please?
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#12 Viewtiful-GaMeR
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You do know you can google them,right?
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#13 zakkro
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These are pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVofYhqMc0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zU2G635p78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpHEvNpuwA

Can someone link, please?
Ignignokt104
Here
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#14 Viewtiful-GaMeR
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Joke 1
Joke 2
Joke 3
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#15 Ignignokt104
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[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]These are pretty funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVofYhqMc0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zU2G635p78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpHEvNpuwA

Can someone link, please?
zakkro
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Thanks
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#16 zakkro
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I find these funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPSh2JtbtYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6uTVGvjNchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjkAK4LZkaohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTcS-LVAT9Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkuZlxJw34Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7T41s_Kqmkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8khYM3So1Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkIirDd8JYY
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#17 HostileEffect
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcW3hbnR2EI

This will have you out of your chair and rofl.
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#18 boboboj
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This is the funniest show ever http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs12.html and if you liked that one check out these http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html

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#19 Happy_Cloud
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It was a very special night for miles the conductor of the symphony orchestra. They were playing in front of a large audience, and his reputation was on-the-line. He was very nervous. To his horror, a violinist was playing out of time. He made sure he was conducting correctly, but the violinist was still doing it all wrong. Miles the conductor gre more and more agitated, and he heard the audience muttering to themselves. They were noticing! Miles was enraged, this violinist was ruining his reputation! Without thinking, he pulled out a gun, and shot the poor man.

The crowd started to panic, and soon enough, the police arrived. He was subdued, and taken to the station.

A week later, was Mile the conductor's trial, and he was given a death sentence. So, he was strapped up to an electric chair, and with to last words, he was shocked. However, the electric chair had no large effect on him. So, the guards checked that the power was on - which it was , so they cranked up the voltage, and tried again, but to no affect.

Puzzled, they called in the Warden, who asked them to turn it on again. The Warden watched intently, as the electric chair failed to kill Miles the conductor for the third time.

"So what's the problem Warden?" asked a perplexed guard.

"Why, it's simple," said the Warden. "He must not be a very good conductor!"
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#20 Ignignokt104
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Another very good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
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#21 Fortier
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All my jokes would probably get me modded...
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It was a very special night for miles the conductor of the symphony orchestra. They were playing in front of a large audience, and his reputation was on-the-line. He was very nervous. To his horror, a violinist was playing out of time. He made sure he was conducting correctly, but the violinist was still doing it all wrong. Miles the conductor gre more and more agitated, and he heard the audience muttering to themselves. They were noticing! Miles was enraged, this violinist was ruining his reputation! Without thinking, he pulled out a gun, and shot the poor man.

The crowd started to panic, and soon enough, the police arrived. He was subdued, and taken to the station.

A week later, was Mile the conductor's trial, and he was given a death sentence. So, he was strapped up to an electric chair, and with to last words, he was shocked. However, the electric chair had no large effect on him. So, the guards checked that the power was on - which it was , so they cranked up the voltage, and tried again, but to no affect.

Puzzled, they called in the Warden, who asked them to turn it on again. The Warden watched intently, as the electric chair failed to kill Miles the conductor for the third time.

"So what's the problem Warden?" asked a perplexed guard.

"Why, it's simple," said the Warden. "He must not be a very good conductor!"
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Bleh. Science joke. nob bad though, heh