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[QUOTE="Ignignokt104"]These are pretty funny.Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mVofYhqMc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zU2G635p78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dpHEvNpuwA
Can someone link, please?
zakkro
It was a very special night for miles the conductor of the symphony orchestra. They were playing in front of a large audience, and his reputation was on-the-line. He was very nervous. To his horror, a violinist was playing out of time. He made sure he was conducting correctly, but the violinist was still doing it all wrong. Miles the conductor gre more and more agitated, and he heard the audience muttering to themselves. They were noticing! Miles was enraged, this violinist was ruining his reputation! Without thinking, he pulled out a gun, and shot the poor man.
The crowd started to panic, and soon enough, the police arrived. He was subdued, and taken to the station.
A week later, was Mile the conductor's trial, and he was given a death sentence. So, he was strapped up to an electric chair, and with to last words, he was shocked. However, the electric chair had no large effect on him. So, the guards checked that the power was on - which it was , so they cranked up the voltage, and tried again, but to no affect.
Puzzled, they called in the Warden, who asked them to turn it on again. The Warden watched intently, as the electric chair failed to kill Miles the conductor for the third time.
"So what's the problem Warden?" asked a perplexed guard.
"Why, it's simple," said the Warden. "He must not be a very good conductor!"
Happy_Cloud
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