If you were about to be attacked by an abormally large snapping turtle and only had a rubber band, a roll of tape, three paperclips, and a shotgun, what would you do?
I'd ignore the odds, and pull an deus ex machina, by causing a nuclear meltdown that spawns a mutant bunny that would fight the Giant Snapping Turtle, allowing me to escape with my life.
I would attach a paper clip to the elastic band and have it bent out like a hook. I would then jam its mouth open with the roll of tape, attach the paper clip to the top of its mouth, backflip over its head landing on its shell, and proceed to steer the thing using the elastic band as a steering mechanism. Then I would just fire the shotgun in the air to ward off any turtle snatchers that may want to steal my turtle.
and I would call the turtle "turtlebert" in honor of Dilbert.
If you were about to be attacked by an abormally large snapping turtle and only had a rubber band, a roll of tape, three paperclips, and a shotgun, what would you do?
I would probably just use the shotgun. Stupid-Bastard
first i would wrap the rubberband around my balls, then i would use the paper clips to hold my shirt together and duct tape my hand to the turtle's shell then bash my right foot with the shot gun!
I would attach a paper clip to the elastic band and have it bent out like a hook. I would then jam its mouth open with the roll of tape, attach the paper clip to the top of its mouth, backflip over its head landing on its shell, and proceed to steer the thing using the elastic band as a steering mechanism. Then I would just fire the shotgun in the air to ward off any turtle snatchers that may want to steal my turtle.Luncbox1
[QUOTE="Luncbox1"]I would attach a paper clip to the elastic band and have it bent out like a hook. I would then jam its mouth open with the roll of tape, attach the paper clip to the top of its mouth, backflip over its head landing on its shell, and proceed to steer the thing using the elastic band as a steering mechanism. Then I would just fire the shotgun in the air to ward off any turtle snatchers that may want to steal my turtle.Stupid-Bastard
You win the thread. sweet. So I guess the prize is the turtle, right?
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