If You Had To Choose Between These 5 Medieval Methods of Torture?

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#1 honkyjoe
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What one would you choose??

  1. Judas Cradlejudas cradle Pictures, Images and Photos
  2. The Rackthe rack... a torture device Pictures, Images and Photos
  3. The Iron MaidenIron Maiden of Nuremburg Pictures, Images and Photos
  4. Rat Torturerat Pictures, Images and Photos
  5. Burned At The StakeJohn Huss burned at the stake Pictures, Images and Photos

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#2 AntoineCoyote
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Being burned alive seems the least ****ed up and I might lose conciousness faster than the others? Also that's not torture that's execution.

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#3 D3nnyCrane
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I'll take 6 and choose sleeping with an unwashed medieval woman. The stench would drop a horse from 10 yards.
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#4 Luncbox1
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Being burned at the stake seems to be the best way. Rats would be horrible. That would take SO LONG!!!
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#5 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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I-rern Myaiden! *SQUIBLY SQUIBLY-DOO!*
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#6 _en1gma_
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The first one made me very uncomfortable.

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#7 Head_of_games
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I'll take 6 and choose sleeping with an unwashed medieval woman. The stench would drop a horse from 10 yards.D3nnyCrane
Same here!
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#8 Theokhoth
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As interesting as the Judas Cradle looks, I'd probably pick burned at the stake. Good, ol' fashioned execution.

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#9 DJ-Lafleur
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The burning at the stake, as that is the one that least makes my stomach churn. :?

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#10 Serraph105
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As interesting as the Judas Cradle looks, I'd probably pick burned at the stake. Good, ol' fashioned execution.

Theokhoth
*refraines from making the obvious gay joke* I think I would go with the Iron Maiden I never did like it hot. All of these sound pretty awful though.
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#11 Serraph105
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lol nobody want to be eaten alive

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#12 tzar3
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Cut mah **** head instead, seriously...

Still those methods are pretty wicked, there are worse though...

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#13 MetroidPrimePwn
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The Iron Maiden, while listening to 2 Minutes to Midnight.

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#14 Lief_Ericson
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6th choice of tickle torture

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#15 swamprat_basic
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Well, I think the Iron Maiden would probably offer the quickest death, so that.

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#16 tonberry007
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Burned to death. I want to die Joan of Arc style, baby!

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#17 carrot-cake
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Whoever picked anything other than burning at the stake obviously doesnt know what happens in the other ones.

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#18 carrot-cake
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Cut mah **** head instead, seriously...

Still those methods are pretty wicked, there are worse though...

tzar3


Like what? I dunno how anything is worse than the judas cradle or the stretching rack.

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#19 tonberry007
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[QUOTE="tzar3"]

Cut mah **** head instead, seriously...

Still those methods are pretty wicked, there are worse though...

carrot-cake


Like what? I dunno how anything is worse than the judas cradle or the stretching rack.

Slicing you up thousands of time like a kebab,while trying to keep you alive. Chinese method

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#20 D3nnyCrane
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Judas Cradle - Im guessing it gave birth to the phrase, "tear you a new one"...
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#21 Brutal_Elitegs
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I picked the Iron Maiden, but that's before I read the wiki :?
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#22 carrot-cake
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[QUOTE="carrot-cake"]

[QUOTE="tzar3"]

Cut mah **** head instead, seriously...

Still those methods are pretty wicked, there are worse though...

tonberry007


Like what? I dunno how anything is worse than the judas cradle or the stretching rack.

Slicing you up thousands of time like akebab,while trying to keep you alive. Chinese method


Oh, I forgot about that one. Well I think its still better than the judas cradle.

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#23 omfg_its_dally
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I guess I'll take burning at the stake. It beats all of the others, especially getting ass penetrated to death. :lol:
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#24 RearNakedChoke
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Those all freaking suck, but I think either the Iron Maiden or burning. The iron maiden was designed to cause slow deaths, though. Burning to death could be good or bad (as good as burning to death can be). As some people died from suffocation, but apparently there are records of people taking as much as 2 hours to die when being burned at the stake. :shock:

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#25 imthemostwanted
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iron maiden. jst coz they my 2nd fave band. and i could wriggle around in there to kill myself faster. woa...that sounded emo...
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#26 ghoklebutter
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The Iron Maiden, while listening to 2 Minutes to Midnight.

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Lol win! :D

I would pick being burnt alive.

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#27 dante_123456
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Death by the Iron Maiden. seems like the most classy out of them all...plus, it's probably the most Metal way to die :P
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#28 shinian
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Iron Maiden.

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#29 fireboots4all
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Definitely burning at the stake, it has been a life long fantasy of mine
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#30 X360PS3AMD05
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THE IRON MAIDEN!!! queue opening riff *dadadad*
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#31 tocool340
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Iron Maiden, though I think that would be more worse than burning to death simple fact that you are dying slowly through blood loss...
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#32 Fandangle
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Burning at the Stake - gets me out in the fresh air and I'm the centre of attention :D

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#33 YoJim8obaJoe
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intestinal crank is worse,they cut your gut open and put a hook through your intestines,then they wind the crank and it pulls your guts out,or the french version of hung,drawn and quartered were the offender would be first tortured with red-hot pincers, then the hand with which the crime was committed would be burned, with sulphur, molten lead, wax, and boiling oil poured into the wounds. The quartering would be accomplished by the attachment of the condemned's limbs to horses, who would then tear them away from the body. Finally, the often still-living torso would be burned.Or even the regular English hung drawn and quartered were

  1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution. This is one possible meaning of drawn.
  2. Hanged by the neck for a short time or until almost dead (hanged).
  3. Disembowelled and emasculated and the genitalia and entrails burned before the condemned's eyes (this is another meaning of drawn—see the reference to the Oxford English Dictionary below)
  4. The body divided into four parts, then beheaded (quartered)
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#34 raven_squad
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Super bump! I choose burned at the stake. I would definitely pass out pretty quickly I Imagine, so Its got that going for it.
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#35 certifieddata
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Burned at the stake.

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#36 psychobrew
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According to the article you posted, the Iron Maiden is not a medieval torture device, but I think I'd take it over burning at the stake. Burning is intense pain. I can handle being cut much better, and besides, the more blood you loose the less pain you feel.
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#37 L8erSquare
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Ummm... none. Your creepy. :|

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#38 xionvalkyrie
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They all suck. I'd try to attack the guards and get killed by them.
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#39 slipknot0129
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Death by rats. That seems like the most painless one.

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#40 Neversoft_Corp
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They all suck. I'd try to attack the guards and get killed by them.xionvalkyrie
Sounds like you've been playing your RPG's!
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#41 megapikachu101
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iron maden and il hope it hits one of my major organs and kills me quickly

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#42 MrPraline
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iron maden and il hope it hits one of my major organs and kills me quickly

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It will not. It was designed to keep the victim alive as long as possible.