If you died in the next week, who would be the first to see your dead body?

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#1 dealjobber
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For me, I think it would be my neighbors, since I live in a duplex. 

With both my jobs, nobody would care to call my parents, they'd just assume I'd quit. 

My friends would call, but would just think I'm busy working overtime or something if I didn't answer my phone....same thing with my parents. 

It would either be my neighbors or my landlord.  My neighbors could easily get into my apartment if they wanted to find out what was going on, since as I decomposed, I'm sure the smell of my rotting body would drive them mad.  Either they would come into my apartment, or they'd call my landlord and he'd find out. 
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#2 PercivalCox
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Depends on where I died, prolly my gf or some random jogger
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#3 dealjobber
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Let's just assume you died in your sleep in your bed.  
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#4 kitty  Moderator
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nobody i live around a bunch of hills were nobody ever goes to
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#5 _Goliath_
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lol what kind of question is this...seems like a first in OT...
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#6 metallica_fan42
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The very first, probably my dog.

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#7 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Whoever assassinated me...
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#8 Jumbo120788
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Depends on the day.
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#9 SinkO
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Probably my dad. He lives close by and has a spare key to my apartment, so he'd probably be the one who would find my body.
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#10 deactivated-5e0e408b026e3
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My mom if I died in my sleep, If I died at school....some random kid I guess :?
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#11 lugiemojeed
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It depends.....if my dad plans to give me a ride to school in the morning it would be him telling me to get up from the bed if my dad doesnt give me a ride i would miss school and my mom would wake up at 11 and start to get ready for work and probably wouldnt know im home dead......most likely my sister might find me dead when she comes home from school basically
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#12 funnymario
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My sister checking ot see if I got up or not...
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#13 yamum2
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i live at home so maybe my mum
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The homeless guy down the street. He plays his guitar for me every Monday afternoon.
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#15 firebubbles
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if i died asleep in my bed my room mate would find me first. it might take her a couple hours to figure it out but it wouldn't take more than a day. (of course she might use voodoo to bring me back to life since we won't let each other die because then amusement would dissappear)
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#16 BrideInDream
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how on earth should i know... i'm dead already
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#17 Grouch0de
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Probably my mom.
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#18 Trippinskott
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Depends on the day.Jumbo120788


Me too.
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#19 demon_turkey
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either my family if i was at home, my g/f if i was out with her, or random strangers if i was on the bus.
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#20 OODALOOP
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The person who killed me.
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#21 fishdalf
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Asleep in my bed, well if my fiance was staying over then her but otherwise one of my parents. What an absolutely absurd question.
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#22 DeLurk
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Neighbors 3 weeks later due to the smell most likely. ...I'm a loner
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#23 GreaseMonkey
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Obviously Santa Claus ...
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#24 kyleali11
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My mom or brother would see me dead first.
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#25 Sgt_Homonculus
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Either my mum, my dog, or some random house-caller...my bedroom's window lends a direct view from the street, and vice-versa.
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#26 pianist
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Either my mother or a police officer. I live on my own right now, and so it would depend very much on how quickly my employer became worried, and who they called when I wasn't showing up for work or responding to their calls.