If you could sex up one actress, who would you do?

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#1 Edited by JYoungin20years (260 posts) -

Amy Jo Johnson mmmhmmmm.

#2 Posted by Stranger_36 (440 posts) -

Victoria Justice.

#3 Edited by lamprey263 (21065 posts) -

that Colombian MILF from Modern Family with the huge chichotas, or Kate Beckinsale... or both at the same time.

#4 Edited by always_explicit (2153 posts) -

Natalie Portman/ The sexy English one from Dexter series 2 or 3....

#5 Posted by marcheegsr (2226 posts) -

Eva Mendez

#6 Posted by Makhaidos (1425 posts) -

None of them

#7 Posted by -ParaNormaN- (423 posts) -

Christina Ricci

#8 Posted by GazaAli (21509 posts) -

Natalie Portman/ The sexy English one from Dexter series 2 or 3....

You have a shitty taste I'm sorry. She was obnoxious as fuck.

#9 Posted by danjammer69 (4080 posts) -
#10 Posted by danjammer69 (4080 posts) -

that Colombian MILF from Modern Family with the huge chichotas, or Kate Beckinsale... or both at the same time.

If you mean Sofia Vergara then yuck!

Without makeup she looks like she was beaten with the ugly club.

#11 Posted by always_explicit (2153 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@always_explicit said:

Natalie Portman/ The sexy English one from Dexter series 2 or 3....

You have a shitty taste I'm sorry. She was obnoxious as fuck.

We are not talking about dating here buddy. The title says... sex up. Theres something incredibly sexy about a gorgeous self interested egotistical bitch....who decides she wants to have sex with you.

#12 Edited by lamprey263 (21065 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

that Colombian MILF from Modern Family with the huge chichotas, or Kate Beckinsale... or both at the same time.

If you mean Sofia Vergara then yuck!

Without makeup she looks like she was beaten with the ugly club.

same could be said about most women

#13 Posted by GazaAli (21509 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@always_explicit said:

Natalie Portman/ The sexy English one from Dexter series 2 or 3....

You have a shitty taste I'm sorry. She was obnoxious as fuck.

We are not talking about dating here buddy. The title says... sex up. Theres something incredibly sexy about a gorgeous self interested egotistical bitch....who decides she wants to have sex with you.

With her accent and her pretentiousness I really don't care how gorgeous, sexy and egotistical she might be. I don't know about you, but everything about her screamed trashy and subpar.

Of course to each his own.

#14 Posted by 187umKILLAH (1230 posts) -

Sofia Vergara (of Modern Family fame) or Patricia Valasquez (of The Mummy movie series), either one would be hours of fun!

#15 Posted by caseystryker (5389 posts) -

Are we limiting this to just actresses? If not then Melanie Iglesias would be my absolute number one choice.

#16 Posted by always_explicit (2153 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@always_explicit said:

@GazaAli said:

@always_explicit said:

Natalie Portman/ The sexy English one from Dexter series 2 or 3....

You have a shitty taste I'm sorry. She was obnoxious as fuck.

We are not talking about dating here buddy. The title says... sex up. Theres something incredibly sexy about a gorgeous self interested egotistical bitch....who decides she wants to have sex with you.

With her accent and her pretentiousness I really don't care how gorgeous, sexy and egotistical she might be. I don't know about you, but everything about her screamed trashy and subpar.

Of course to each his own.

Well im English so her accent isnt really something that comes into consideration, I can see why it might detract from her sexuality if your not a fan of the english accent.

But...

How could she possibly be below par. What isnt beautiful about this woman?

#17 Posted by jun_aka_pekto (14783 posts) -

Why not just make it celebrities instead of just actresses?

Mama.

#18 Edited by ad1x2 (5245 posts) -

Scarlett Johansson comes to mind at the moment.

#19 Posted by Jimn_tonic (819 posts) -

mmhmm

#20 Edited by GazaAli (21509 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

With her accent and her pretentiousness I really don't care how gorgeous, sexy and egotistical she might be. I don't know about you, but everything about her screamed trashy and subpar.

Of course to each his own.

Well im English so her accent isnt really something that comes into consideration, I can see why it might detract from her sexuality if your not a fan of the english accent.

But...

How could she possibly be below par. What isnt beautiful about this woman?

FYI I'm not American or anything.
I'm not a huge fan of the English accent, it just sounds unnecessarily complicated and as if it adds unwarranted strangeness to English sounds. I'm not sure how to put it but what I'm trying to say is that the English accent takes an easy and a very practical and robust language and makes it difficult and rigid for no utility. BUT sometimes I find it to be appealing, some people just get it right. Its the exception though not the rule.

Back on topic, I really didn't know she's even British. I thought she was faking the accent, that's how annoying to me her accent was. Also when I look at that photo of her, its like I'm looking to one of those 17th century English royalty or aristocrats. Its just not all that appealing. She looks like a man with a wig rofl.

But like I said to each his own certainly.

#22 Posted by HuggyBear1020 (445 posts) -

For me personally I'd go with either Keira Knightley or Natalie Portman

#23 Edited by Jimn_tonic (819 posts) -

@huggybear1020 said:

Even without makeup she still looks way above average, and that's how even the most attractive women look without makeup, which is, way hotter than anyone you'll ever be with in your life.

agreed. she looks alright in that photo. Danjammer must not leave the house that much.

#24 Posted by konvikt_17 (21995 posts) -

Anna Kendrick

#25 Posted by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

I'm gonna go with Marissa Tomei.

#26 Posted by JML897 (33065 posts) -

I love these kinds of threads because this always happens:

Person 1: I wouldn't mind having sex with (celebrity who most people think is attractive)
Person 2: Have you seen her without makeup? LOL KATY PERRY IS GROSS *posts low-quality picture of her where it looks like she's just waking up to prove point*

#27 Edited by RadecSupreme (4527 posts) -

It's a toss up Between

Emilia Clark or .Jennifer Lawrence

Pretty hard for me to choose.

#28 Posted by strategyfn (327 posts) -

Megan Fox

Scarlette Johansson

Olga Kurylenko

And the winner is . . .

Megan Fox.

#29 Edited by GalvatronType_R (1878 posts) -

I'd hit this all day, every day. Then I would record it and post it here:

#30 Posted by nomsayin (1130 posts) -

Camilla Belle #1

#31 Edited by foxhound_fox (85368 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

that Colombian MILF from Modern Family with the huge chichotas, or Kate Beckinsale... or both at the same time.

If you mean Sofia Vergara then yuck!

Without makeup she looks like she was beaten with the ugly club.

How many women have you seen without makeup? It can turn even the most grotesque of women into passable beauties.

As for the topic, I'm not sure. I yearn for an emotional connection through sex, and don't know any actresses personally. Scarlett Johansson has always been the most physically appealing actress, though. Love her breasts.

#32 Posted by nomsayin (1130 posts) -

@danjammer69 said:

@lamprey263 said:

that Colombian MILF from Modern Family with the huge chichotas, or Kate Beckinsale... or both at the same time.

If you mean Sofia Vergara then yuck!

Without makeup she looks like she was beaten with the ugly club.

How many women have you seen without makeup? It can turn even the most grotesque of women into passable beauties.

As for the topic, I'm not sure. I yearn for an emotional connection through sex, and don't know any actresses personally. Scarlett Johansson has always been the most physically appealing actress, though. Love her breasts.

Wouldn't she be a little bit too slim for your liking? You are a chubby chaser, correct?

#33 Posted by foxhound_fox (85368 posts) -
@nomsayin said:

Wouldn't she be a little bit too slim for your liking? You are a chubby chaser, correct?

She isn't anorexic like a lot of actresses these days. She is on the slim side of my preference, but not so slim it looks unhealthy. And with breasts like hers, beggars can't be choosers.

#34 Posted by jsmoke03 (12072 posts) -

jessica alba

#35 Posted by LostProphetFLCL (16717 posts) -

Oh God this is hard... (See what I did there!)

Anyways, I can only narrow it down to a few:

Jennifer Lawrence

Emily Browning

Ariana Grande

Hayden Pennitiere

Selena Gomez

#37 Posted by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

#38 Posted by SNIPER4321 (9918 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

well than "middle age" ppls have much more morals. have good character than new idiot generations.

dont u have sisters or mothers??

#39 Posted by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

@worlock77 said:

@SNIPER4321 said:

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

well than "middle age" ppls have much more morals. have good character than new idiot generations.

dont u have sisters or mothers??

Yes, I have one sister and one mother. What is your point?

#40 Edited by SNIPER4321 (9918 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

@worlock77 said:

@SNIPER4321 said:

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

well than "middle age" ppls have much more morals. have good character than new idiot generations.

dont u have sisters or mothers??

Yes, I have one sister and one mother. What is your point?

than those girls u want to have sex are others sisters too..

look i can avoid it. and control my self while u ppls cant even control yourself. and thats why Im better than you.

#41 Edited by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

@worlock77 said:

@SNIPER4321 said:

@worlock77 said:

@SNIPER4321 said:

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

well than "middle age" ppls have much more morals. have good character than new idiot generations.

dont u have sisters or mothers??

Yes, I have one sister and one mother. What is your point?

than those girls u want to have sex are others sisters too..

look i can avoid it. and control my self while u ppls cant even control yourself. and thats why Im better than you.

So? I don't know about you, but I don't make it my business to concern myself with what my sister does with her vagina.

Not being able to get laid is not the same as controlling yourself.

#42 Posted by SNIPER4321 (9918 posts) -

Not being able to get laid is not the same as controlling yourself.

but u said i dont live in middle ages thats why im sex obessed..

#43 Edited by Master_Live (12367 posts) -

Selena Gomez. That's right.

#44 Posted by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

@worlock77 said:

Not being able to get laid is not the same as controlling yourself.

but u said i dont live in middle ages thats why im sex obessed..

I never said I'm sex obsessed you idiot. I was making a sarcastic remark on your ass-backwards, regressive mentality.

#45 Posted by Trail_Mix (2021 posts) -

Zooey Deschanel. She's so cute. <3

#46 Edited by SNIPER4321 (9918 posts) -

@worlock77 said:

I never said I'm sex obsessed you idiot. I was making a sarcastic remark on your ass-backwards, regressive mentality.

LOL!! so Im against sex obbessed is backward?? LOL!!!

#47 Edited by worlock77 (22508 posts) -

@worlock77 said:

I never said I'm sex obsessed you idiot. I was making a sarcastic remark on your ass-backwards, regressive mentality.

LOL!! so Im against sex obbessed is backward?? LOL!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, could you at least try to learn and use comprehensible English?

#48 Edited by indzman (15432 posts) -

LOL ! worlock why are you wasting your time on a dumbass ? =P

#49 Edited by SNIPER4321 (9918 posts) -

@SNIPER4321 said:

@worlock77 said:

I never said I'm sex obsessed you idiot. I was making a sarcastic remark on your ass-backwards, regressive mentality.

LOL!! so Im against sex obbessed is backward?? LOL!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, could you at least try to learn and use comprehensible English?

@SNIPER4321 said:

LOL more reason why ppls here are so immature. why are you ppls sex obessed??

Because we're not stuck in the middle ages.

"Because we're not stuck in the middle ages."

"Because we're not stuck in the middle ages."

#50 Posted by indzman (15432 posts) -

mmm

Alexis Texas :)